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MacKenna: Look, of the Arrow officers who were assigned here, the Captain is near the docks where the delegates arrived early, our doctor and engineer are squished in a bathroom in one of the delegates quarters, and our security team is not aboard at all. Something is very wrong here, and we don't have time to dredge up the past or get in our feelings. 

I'm sure we're fiiine.....

 

(Help) 

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2 hours ago, Talia Ohnari said:

I'm sure we're fiiine.....

 

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Oh, come one, nothing ever goes absolutely sideways for the Arrow crew ;)

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It took every ounce of his beleaguered sense of control to stop himself from simply phasering Archinell out of existence. Starfleet wouldn’t approve. Serinus wouldn’t approve. No one that loved him would approve. And it was for them, and their silent, theoretical chastisement that kept him from doing just that. 

poke GIF

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Seesh: By the way, that was my father that gave me this coloring, and I look damned fabulous in it. ::with a flamboyant wave of his fingers as he slid back out of frame:: Byeeee~

Dave Grohl Hair Flip GIF

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Buford: Do you want some peace? How about you son? Surely you'd like peace? Lets go...::Archibald gestured vaguely:: lets go...make some peace! It's not that hard!  

Oooh so THIS is what a liberal arts degree gets you in the future....

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3 hours ago, Talia Ohnari said:

Oooh so THIS is what a liberal arts degree gets you in the future....

I feel like he missed an important lesson in the 20th Century Metal music elective.

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from @Randal Shayne

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The advantage was Archinell’s in height and size and weight and relative readiness for a broiler somewhere; Shayne didn’t dare take that for granted. He’d read Game of Thrones.

You were done so, so dirty, Oberyn. 🥲

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Dewitt: ::getting louder:: You leave everything lying around! The replicator is two meters away from the table! You could literally put the dishes in on your way to the shower!

Oh just wait until they have toddlers/teenagers.... 👀 

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4 minutes ago, Talia Ohnari said:

Oh just wait until they have toddlers/teenagers.... 👀 

Better hide it from the Captain or the whole family gets flushed.

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41 minutes ago, LTJG Nolen Hobart said:

Better hide it from the Captain or the whole family gets flushed.

"Yes sir, I am now aware of the crayon in my hair....I will be more thorough when leaving for duty in the mornings..."

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Hobart: ::calling out:: Depends! How much duct tape did you bring?

She got down on the floor to lie on her back and start sliding into the
hatch.

Perim: Aren't those birds?

If it looks like a duct, and quacks like a duct.

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Hobart: Well, if I do it right, the ship won't blow up. And if I do it
wrong, the ship will blow up sooner.

Oh, so like a bomb tech, it either works, or suddenly isn't your problem anymore. Got it. 

boom GIF

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Zenno: Yes, I am. Under Commander Serinus. May the waters bless our meeting.

Hobart: Lieutenant Junior Grade Hobart, Engineering.  Gesundheit and all that. ::turning his gaze back to the station map:: Big plans for shore leave?

The Bolian considered for a moment. oO Gesundheit? That seems new. I will have to have that term analyzed. 

God, I love this crew. 

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