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@Talia Ohnari giving us all kinds of insight into her character

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It was the single most joyous slap she'd ever received.

 

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Ajahi Mailos Rexxa: Stop. Your words are as the bleating of mating Denatusi. I am old and may die soon. Your blathering may hasten it. Speak as if the storm approaches.

From @Zenno, I believe this is Bolian for "You're killing me, Smalls."

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Presented without context:

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Shayne: Ah! Okay, nope- we have officially reached “too Scottish”. 

 

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Hobart: Two words: “Tuvix.” ::raising a hand defensively:: Now, I know what you're thinking. “Nolen, that's only one word!” But is it, though? Is it really?

Season 4 Voyager GIF by Paramount+

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Ohnari: ::whispering:: I mean it sir, I won't let you down. ::smirking mischievously:: Also, nice gams. 

 

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Hobart: Yes, yes, congratulations all around. You’re wonderful, I’m wonderful, mazel tov, now what are we going to do about it? ::miming shapes with his fingers:: Square bad, triangle good.

Is it frowned upon to force the newly promoted to take some Valium....? 

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Jacin: I may have had one or two too many black holes Sir, but err :beat as she tries to think of a reason: No that’s it actually. 

Sometimes, a drunk is just a drunk.

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Shayne: My gut tells me I should say something profound and inspiring right now. You know where my brain goes for “inspiring”, even now? R’Ariel. She had such a way with words. And I feel grateful, and where does that lead me? Quentin, and his silly glasses, and that motor mouth of his.

Sad Inside Out GIF

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Zenno’s jaw clenched tightly enough to bend metal. His color went from blue straight to azure and then to cobalt.

Our blushing blueberry!

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Jacin: Understood Sir. Ensign Kane and I will put together a briefing on the Emisans. As my uncle Taleth used to say; “If you are going to get punched in the face, at least know who’s going to do it.”

Zenno: Did your uncle get punched in the face a lot by mysterious pugilists?

Look man, we all have weird family members, ok??

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Correcting typo
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The Arrow was old, she would have to be blind not to see it. But with
that age, the lines, the cracks, the patchwork gave the starship
character. Just like all her crewmates did.

Did she just call us old...??? Rude. 

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Our maybe it was just good old fashioned paranoia, but something smelled wrong to Nolen. Besides Ohnari, who'd been weirder than her usual self all meeting.

Tonight Show Emma Chamberlain GIF by The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

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Zenno overhead a chorus of agreement and regret, What the hell is a Vulcan Disco and why was it in the washroom? Did he even want to know? 

I think we have to know. For, like, science, and stuff. 

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3 hours ago, Talia Ohnari said:

Did she just call us old...??? Rude. 

Alfred Pennyworth Dc GIF by HBO Max

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Just as long as this new fellow didn’t turn out to be another Crewman Astrid. God, how any of them had survived with her aboard was a testament to his department leads’ ubiquitous skill, not to mention a healthy helping of luck. 

@Randal Shayne was thinking this as the new Ensign came aboard.

It was all luck, Captain. All luck! 😆

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