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Ohnari: Listen...I..::taking a deep breath:: I got something for you. I know we never got a chance to collaborate in the kitchen, but I couldn't....well, I couldn't leave well enough alone. So, Here. 
 
She shoved a hastily, and very poorly wrapped package in his hands. She'd been in a rush, between the additional outfits she'd stitched for the departing Targlet, she had less time than expected. Chewing her lip, she hoped he would appreciate the humor: It was a Yam-bat. A stuffed one, she'd used Statler Jr. as her model, and tucked between its yammy batty hands, was a data chip.

Yammy, batty hands.

^^^ I laughed uproariously.

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17 minutes ago, Zenno said:

Yammy, batty hands.

^^^ I laughed uproariously.

The yammy, batty hands were added later. 

Not my creation, the cursed brain child of a talented artist when had the yammybat thing described 1000001212.jpg

Edited by Talia Ohnari
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Dewitt: =/\= You know, you have a lot of good advice - and you like talking about other people's lives. I remember a certain incident regarding my wedding news and a certain doctor from the Arrow. What makes it so bad to share some of your own? =/\=

I would like the record to reflect I had nothing to do with this. The news was presented unprompted. 

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From today's JP between @Karrod Niac and @Randal Shayne:

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On occasion, the inertial dampeners on older starships would become momentarily out of synch with the rest of the ship’s systems. This desynchronizing was a minor issue that had no greater effect on the vessel or its crew. The computer, however, did not agree: since inertial dampeners were integral to safe warp speed, the computer would throw every wrench it could into the process. The issue has garnered the derogatory abbreviation of I.I. in the fleet; inertial impotence. 


Karrod snorted in sympathy.  He’d heard seven in ten older starships were affected but it was usually treatable if you asked your Engineer.  

What's the starship version of Hims?

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How else could they keep the loony bin that was an engineering department staffed? 

Hey! I resemble that remark!

Edited by Nolen Hobart
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And a slew were currently sitting in Biobeds grumping about deadlines, as she flitted about them like a hyperactive medical fairy.

@Talia Ohnari I love the imagery of the chipper medicine fairy 😂

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@Randal Shayne, describing the Arrow:

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Internally he smiled. Just because she was dying didn’t mean she was dead, or worthy of any less than the care she’d received beforehand. He was reminded of the Yorktown- not any of the proud vessels of Starfleet, but the carrier of World War II fame. She, in the course of battle, had been shot at, bombed, and only swift intervention kept payloads on the flight deck from detonating and fires from rampaging thoroughly across her internals. Heavily damaged, she was salvaged through herculean repairs, and while she was never made battle-ready again, her mere presence above surface, against all odds, led to miscalculation by Japanese pilots, who, in finally sinking her, believed the odds in the engagement to be roughly equalized in their favor. It was a mistake the Imperial Navy would never fully recover from, and one that Shayne remembered in times of dread, or when hope seemed lost; serendipity had a way of rewarding the tenacious. 

Honestly I think I might cry.

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But there wasn’t any stealthy Romulan villainy expected, no angry Nausicans scheming to play Dom-Jot with the Captain’s personal bits, no energy clouds hell-bent on mind control lurking behind a rock. 

I mean....I really hope there won't be...😬

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Dewitt: =/\= I was investigating the fusion reactor. Whatever I did
might have triggered something to activate. But it must have been
programmed to activate. Maybe a trap - maybe just a faulty shutdown.
It's hard to tell what caused what. The Chroniton buildup we witnessed -
together with the station's... new look suggests time travel. =/\=

Doctor Who Time GIF by Temple Of Geek

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6 minutes ago, Talia Ohnari said:

Now we have to worry about *checks notes* MURDER VAPORS?!? 

A Security Officer's job is tedious and full of nightmares. 🤷🏻‍♂️😉

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The Haliian uncrossed her arms and caged Nolen in, moving her face ever closer to his. Once she was up close, and incredibly personal she batted her eyelashes playfully. The body language was seductive, and another man less gifted in the paracortex department might have concluded that what really got Dr. Ohnari going was in depth xenozoologic excrement discussion.

I DON'T SHAME YOUR HOBBIES!!!!! 🤬

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Nolen’s black irises fixed on the ancient camera in the room as his mind wandered farther and farther afield. Also there was Dr. Ohnari. Talia. Endearingly weird and dangerously seductive, he wasn’t always sure how things were between them. But surely, as a matter of professional courtesy if nothing else, he owed it to her to extend his “Daring” do’s to her, as well. Right? He was in the neighborhood anyway. The decent thing to do.

 

That's the nicest thing anyone has said about me without holding a straight jacket. I will forgive the previous shaming. ❤️

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Shayne: No, I’ve seen the report on that terrible episode. If my memory serves, there were power overloads all throughout the tactile interfaces that led to third degree burns. 

Did...our Captain just break 4th wall a little...?

Happy Season 5 GIF by The Office

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Nolen turned around to see where Piweh was indicating. It was funny. He could tell you the precise differences between most any two identical-looking pieces of equipment anywhere else on the ship. But in sickbay? No clue. They might as well have all been magic blinky-light boxes that make boo-boos go away.

They are. And the fun ones give you a lollipop after. 

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Waters: Of course. You are welcome to join me, Mr. Hobart. Eyes in the back of my head could be quite useful.

Nolen looked away for a moment to hide a mischievous smirk that wasn’t intended for the Commander.

oO Don’t let Doctor Ohnari hear you say that. Oo

Indeed not- if she does she might become a bit... 

...


...ohrnary. 

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