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2 hours ago, Talia Ohnari said:

Say that five times fast!!!

 

John Candy No GIF by Laff

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Watching as the two slipped out of sight, she turned her attention to her fellow swingers. Non-consenting swinging, the absolute worst kind.

From @Talia Ohnari, of course.

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Zenno: Yes, ::hands on tummy:: it would be prudent to not delay. ::sad face::

The exact expression I imagined, but blue:

Harrison Ford Reaction GIF

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I just wanted to highlight for posterity the two distinct flavors of first contact, as depicted by Star Trek.

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Shayne: You are on the cusp of a new day for your people, and you’ve discovered one of the changes that will never be undone; you live in a crowded universe. Please- we can and will help, but first you must let us.

And:

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Hobart: [...] This is a chance to save your people, and I can't do it for you.

 

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Voren Kellan was, at his core, a bureaucrat. Which meant he was excellent at delegation, and most importantly, pushing responsibility off himself and onto others.

@Talia Ohnarias MSNPC Kellan, dropping truth bombs. It did make me LOL!

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Astrid: Have you ever driven a fire truck? You asked if there were any questions, and you seemed like the kind of person who might have driven one. So I thought I would ask.

I live for, and would die for Astrid. 

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Zerva: I suggest changing into your regulation training uniform. We’ll be taking the jeffery tube scenic route. From here we will head to Deck 2 and then back here to Deck 3, before continuing down to the lower decks. If you know anyone who might be interested, please let them know and they can join us. If you wish to come along, I can take several laps around Deck 3 until you’re ready to go.

I truly would rather die, but Gods speed to you, Sporty Ensign Spice. 

mel c wannabe GIF by Spice Girls

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Ayemet twisted her hands together, waiting for some interruption that would prevent her from going any further in the conversation, but none came.

o0 There’s never a red alert when you want one 0o

Threaten Talladega Nights GIF

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Having returned to her quarters, Chloe had prepped Mandy for her own
part in this little adventure. The dog kept looking around and lifting
her head- Chloe could tell she was confused. She patted Mandy's back,
the dog now clad in a Petfleet uniform and rocket shoes, so she could
keep up with Chloe between decks.

Nothing makes me happier than the mental picture of Mandy in rocket shoes and a Petfleet uniform. 

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Shayne: I’m not a starfish, counselor. I’m not apt to lop off the choices of yesteryear like a fleshy decoy for some carnivorous force of nature. What I’ve done had made me who I am, and short of a negligent Department of Temporal Investigations, that is how it will stay. 

Anyone else unable to get the mental of Starfish Shayne.....? No...? Just me....? 

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Hobart: You know, Connor's my best friend. ::head tilted in consideration:: And by the transitive properties of engagement, I'm pretty sure that makes you my best-friend-in-law.

100% how that works. 

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Hobart: ::sigh:: Just don't call me late for dinner.

You can shove them man in red, make him command, but you can't stop the dad jokes. 

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11 minutes ago, Talia Ohnari said:

You can shove them man in red, make him command, but you can't stop the dad jokes. 

It just makes them worse!

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Zenno: That was entirely your decision to make. My team isn’t trained to assess the fine engineering details that she was working on anyway. She could have blown up the ship or programmed cat videos play on repeat on all the screens. We wouldn’t have known the difference. But if she’s free of that now, it’s because whatever she did, she earned at least that much.

::taking notes:: Cat videos, there's an idea!

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As Chloe mounted the stage, she knew one thing for certain...

Between the two of them, the Arrow could become a very unsafe place to be.

Lilo And Stitch Laughing GIF

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