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Shayne looked at Collins. Looked back at the data. Looked back at Collins. Looked back at the data. 

Shayne: Nope. Nopity nope nope. Nee-ope. 

If you keep saying it, maybe it won't come true? 🤷 

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And suddenly @Talia Ohnari was, for some reason, the most popular doctor aboard the Arrow.

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Ohnari: Sorry Commander, I grabbed the Starfleet issued bag...I keep the Single Malt in the drawer in Sickbay.
 
She didn't. But thinking on it, she decided right then and there she would.

 

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1 hour ago, Nolen Hobart said:

And suddenly @Talia Ohnari was, for some reason, the most popular doctor aboard the Arrow.

 

I debated saying it was "Standard Starfleet issue, so there is only a 40 of something called Mad Dog 2020"

But I'm kind of hoping they outlawed that before it could come down to it....

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42 minutes ago, Talia Ohnari said:

I debated saying it was "Standard Starfleet issue, so there is only a 40 of something called Mad Dog 2020"

But I'm kind of hoping they outlawed that before it could come down to it....

My disappointment is immeasurable ;) 

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2 hours ago, Talia Ohnari said:

Please provide a PowerPoint. I want to see this. 

I hope it has animations. I love it when people put animations in their PowerPoints.

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Libris: -=The Lacy Reformation is predicated on a desire to alter Starfleet, specifically to save lives. The USS Arrow is Starfleet. I am Starfleet. Lives may be preserved, and Starfleet altered. The blast may be mitigated by a large enough mass—=-

Ginny felt a blade of her own making drive into her heart, and tears of her own eyes paint her cheeks.

Ginny: Please, don't do this. I have waited my whole life to meet you—

Libris: -=And now you have. I wish to serve.=-

Rest well Libris. We hardly knew yee. Also, please take the demon twins with you on the way out....

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What she wouldn't give for an army of tribbles, just to chuck at his crazy-eyed stupid face. The tribbles would multiply faster than he could shoot them. Taken out by floof. Way more than he deserved. 

It's that level of compassion and empathy that makes @Talia Ohnari such an exemplary medical officer.  

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Also from @Talia Ohnari, same sim!

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Giving the unconscious man a sweep, Talia confirmed a small fracture along the left mandible. No surgery would be required, but given the man's previous mental state, she gave him an extra dose of sedative. Also, she found a spool of self adhesive bandage in the bottom of her bag. Smirking, she opened the packaging and began to wrap the bandage under the jaw and in a circular motion over his head. Was it cude and outdated? Absolutely. Would it secure his broken jaw? Technically. Would it keep him from being able to speak? Bingo.

"The Hippocratic what now?"

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MacKenna: I'm told the pants can't be saved. Maybe try to save the foot?

So we have some good news and....some not...how do you feel about matching your new foot to the pants we saved? No...? 

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Libris: =/\= Commander Karrod Niac, be advised that I am using my remaining RCS thruster capacity to place the Libris between your vessel and the projected shockwave from the core detonation.  I calculate this will increase Ginny's chance of survival by eighteen point two percent.  Good bye, Cadet Ginny Lacy. =/\=

Sad Inside Out GIF

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Ginny: NO! I'm talking now. I don't understand you people. Any of you! I don't understand why you sabotaged our repairs. I don't understand why you ejected the warp core. I don't understand why you vented the plasma. I don't understand why you do any of what you do! Do you? Do you have a plan? Do you think about the consequences of your actions more than five seconds out?

Um...homey...DID YOU?!?!?!

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On 5/6/2023 at 12:23 PM, Talia Ohnari said:

Um...homey...DID YOU?!?!?!

We certainly aren't without sin on this one ;)

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