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Deriah:  It's 'Zhian’tara,' dear, not 'gentana!'  You're putting all the emphasis on the wrong syllables.  I'm sure you can do better than that with your peoples cherished, ancient rituals.  

MA?!? Who knew she'd be re-incarnated as a Trill....

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Vladislav: We are known to each by different names, so whichever you wish to call me is fine. You'll have to get used to it though, because while you may be a guest, you can never leave.

.....did we just stumble into the Gothic hotel California?!?!?

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Catyr: :snapping: I said do you love her!

Connor innerly stood to attention as she snapped. 

Dewitt: I do, Ma'am - with every fiber of my being. 

Ah mother in laws....the same in any universe 

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Shayne: It’s rarely a good idea to rush a miracle man- you end up with rotten miracles.

I shudder to think of what would happen if Shayne and Gott ended up in a room together.

The Princess Bride Money Please GIF

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Shayne: We’ve fought a lot of people. A lot of causes. Some are motivated by profit, or expansion, or political opportunism, or just a sheer sense of superiority. It’s rare that we find people that just want to piss you off. 

He allowed a small, teething growl. 

She is certainly skilled that way. 

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Zenno considered the Chief's words. The puppy scenario was increasing in the probabilities. He prepared a few tactical responses if he had to incapacitate the competition. 

Rarely do we get to see so much insight into a character crammed into so few words. A security officer who will literally knock you out if he thinks you're gonna get a puppy before him? Ruthless, and exactly what the Alpha Isles needs.

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3 minutes ago, Nolen Hobart said:

From @Zenno:

Rarely do we get to see so much insight into a character crammed into so few words. A security officer who will literally knock you out if he thinks you're gonna get a puppy before him? Ruthless, and exactly what the Alpha Isles needs.

A puppy that would happen to also be a targ!

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Two in one night, @Zenno, it seems I'm going to have to step up my class clown game.

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Zenno: That is amusing. I appreciate the humor. oO I do not, in fact, appreciate the humor. Oo

 

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From @Randal Shayne:

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Shayne found himself seeing the Trill as a son. Not so coarsely, naturally, but the pride he felt, the sense of continuation, the longing for good things to happen to his comrade reverberating deep in his bones… he wondered if fathers felt the same about their children.

Can confirm, they do.

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Welcome back to the Zenno show. Today, we're offering a twofer.

 

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Zenno resisted the urge to turn around and do a tactical scan for Lemon Squares, but instead focused on the Captain

 

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Zenno: ::To the space dog:: You want some appreciation, don't you?  :: Pets the targ, smiling :: You little soldier! We should put you on Security. We’d be well-protected! ::stands::

 

::Addressing Lieutenant Commander Serinus, possibly for the last time?:: May this targ warrior bring you much glory in combat! ::beat:: And thank you for everything, Commander.

 

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Astrid: What’s on my mind? Let’s start with what’s on your mind, right, sir? I mean, you’ve got a lot to do. And a lot of expectations to manage while you do it. Some biiiig hand-made Italian leather boots to fill, am I right? Firm and supportive, yet soft, flexible …and forgiving!

Are...we still talking about the shoes...? 

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