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Shayne: You… wouldn’t happen to know where I could scrounge up some nutmeg, would you? 

Things not expected to be said by a Starship Captain for 500 credits, Alex. 

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Ensign Talia Ohnari ~ Hello...is it me you're cooking for?

I love this so much, help I can't stop giggling

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....."When you get to the fleet, those people on the ship are not your friends. Stay in the fleet long enough and you'll end up phasering one of them for something. Deity-level alien possession, Romulan remote mind control, genetic reversion, or some other crap. It's going to happen. You picked Security, so you don't get to have friends. If you want a friend, get a tribble."

I already love our new security officer 

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1 hour ago, Ens. Nolen Hobart said:

BUT DO NOT GET A TRIBBLE

Seconded, Hobart wasn't even here for Trevor, either!

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2 hours ago, Ens. Nolen Hobart said:

BUT DO NOT GET A TRIBBLE

Instructions unclear, Tribbles ordered via Amazon Intergalactic Next Day Delivery. 

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Hobart: ::resigned sigh:: Connor. I like you. You’re a great friend. And I hope we get to spend the rest of our lives that way. But no matter how dreamy those baby blues of yours are, I swing for the other team. I’m sorry. ::pained wince, sympathetic pout:: I can’t accept.

Way to let him down gentle 

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He knew the best way to keep a secret was to avoid having anyone to tell it to. He knew that wasn’t going to be an option, tonight.

Hobart: Jacin proposed.

So...that's why he's in engineering and not intelligence....

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Niac: Not at all, Commander, just trying to recall the last time my CO sent a kissy face in my direction. Commodore Nicholotti was close with her senior staff but not quite that affectionate. Would've done wonders for morale.  

Next award ceremony: group hugs!!!! 

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Something about the tone in the station commanders voice set his beard to itching. He turned away from the crowd and took a few steps off to the side, his tone carefully neutral.  

One day we are all going to find out he's been having a bad reaction to his beard oil or something. Although I'm all for whisker danger sensors.

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Connor had read up on El-Aurian wedding traditions. To his surprise,
they also included giving rings. And they also included that the bride
and groom each bring a goat-like animal to the ceremony. Something he
might vote to pass on.

GOATS?!! I'm converting!!! 

 

hopping baby animals GIF

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oO Holy crow, that's the nicest, sweetest thing anyone has ever asked me to do. What does one wear to something like that? Tuxedo, I would imagine. Oh my stars, I can't believe how sweet that is. I wonder if Connor knew she was going to ask that. Connor doesn't look like he knew she was going to ask that. Holy CATS, how could someone ask me something like that?! Oh, my days, that's the sweetest thing anyone has ever asked me. I feel like I haven't said anything in a long time. Oh god, oh no, I haven't actually said anything in a long time. Are they still looking at me? Of course they are still looking at me. Oh god I have to do something. This is the sweetest thing, the most true thing, it's almost too beautiful, oh god I'll certainly screw it up, you've gotta so something, Quentin, you can't just stand here blinking like a moron the whole time...Oo

A gentle peak into the internal monologue....someone get this man a drink 🤪

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Hobart: ::feigning mild offense:: Connor, do you think I would do that? Do I really seem like the kind of man who would share something told in confidence between friends? Just because a particularly intense Haliian woman with mildly terrifying knowledge of humanoid pressure points asked?

Hey now, do NOT put this on me!! YOU started it. 

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14 minutes ago, Talia Ohnari said:

Hey now, do NOT put this on me!! YOU started it. 

Among his admirable traits, Nolen is very generous, especially when it comes to blame.

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Collins: Honestly? I think this planet is...contracting. I've never seen anything like it. ::slightly under his breath:: aw, man, that's so cool...

Forever our favoritest science nerd Season 4 Scientist GIF by The Simpsons

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Serinus: I've never studied parkour, but I bet I can get to those lights, and break into them to get some components to blow out these fields.

Oh please film this. 

The Office Parkour GIF

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Buford:  What a wonderful point, Daimon, how we all share more similarities than dissimilarities!  In fact, I believe it was Ambassador Lwaxana Troi of Betazed who once famously said that most species are indistinguishable when the lights are off...

 

it's a trap GIF

 

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