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Shayne had known Collins for quite some time, and never once had the eccentric scientist disappointed. This was just another success. Shayne stepped forward, a jagged half-smile appearing. 

Collins: So, what the HELL happened here? Did we just...steal a Federation starship?

@Quentin Collins III & @Randal Shayne <-- Congratulations to both of you!!!

Cmdr. Shayne: Slow But Sure <-- Original post

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There was fire, there was smoke, there was rain coming from the sky, the air was difficult to breath in AND - R'Ariel was practicing calm.  She was silently practicing a Calm Tail exercise.  It was a pretty simple exercise to learn, difficult to master.  Essentially she hummed a tune in her head, with a slow beat, and attempted to synchronize the movements of her tail to the beat.  When successful, it brought the mind, body and its nervous system into a state of calm, collected, and in control.

oO La La Lo Lo ::swish:: La La Lo Lo Oo

@R'Ariel You have a funny and gentle style that always give me much joy and satisfaction to read. 

Ensign R'Ariel: oO La La Lo Lo ::swish:: La La Lo Lo Oo  <-- Original post

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Chief Vacation SpecialistUSS Arrow

this ABSOLUTELY KILLED ME @Maxwell Traenor. The whole sim itself was so charming, but this was just the icing on the cake.
 
 
 
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11 hours ago, Quentin Collins III said:

Chief Vacation SpecialistUSS Arrow

this ABSOLUTELY KILLED ME @Maxwell Traenor. The whole sim itself was so charming, but this was just the icing on the cake.
 
 
 

Wow!!! What a fantastic sim. The writing level of USS Arrow is getting higher and higher at each sim.

Happy to have you among us Mr. @Maxwell Traenor 🥳

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Of course. But to kill the virus, he’d have to destroy the whole container. It would kill the device as well, the possibly sentient device. He could feel his heart hammering in his chest rapidly. Crap. He jabbed at the screen with trembling fingers, trying to pay attention. What would he tell the captain? Commander Collins? His morbidly cheerful alter ego piped up, showing him what that could go like.

Morning captain! So, I wanted to know what was in the dangerous, unknown spider, so I hooked it up unguarded to the engineering computer core and let it execute random commands! Just like the handbook says we should, eh? Then to save us, I murdered it! It died because of my negligence!

He did not want to add ‘Then I blew up the ship!’ to that list, regardless of what else it implied.

--> I really get the spirit here Mr. @Keneth Nakada. I would say it was a naive move, but a very good character building stuff. Nicely done.

Original post here --> I Connect The Spider - Part 1

 

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Thank you, I'm here all week! Be sure to tip your waitress...

I was equally fond of:

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Wilde: ::Chuckling:: Relax, Jack the Ripper. I'm kidding. But seriously ::He motioned to the food.:: There are Targ Breeding Kennels on the planet Qo'noS that don't smell as bad as that. Sort it out, ok?

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Wilde: Don't look at me, I'm staying in uniform. You said time is of the essence and I simply don't have enough time to scour through my entire wardrobe for something distracting to wear.
 
Shayne’s mind involuntarily led him to an image of Wilde in a pair of Starfleet-issue skants. He hated skants, and the fact that they were still permitted by Starfleet regulations was something he regretted. Silly things; showing forty percent of your body while traversing through space with nothing but a fragile ship around your flesh to protect you? Wilde seemed like just the sort of free spirit to find them appealing. He scowled and smiled tightly. 

 

 

Another CO seemingly obsessed with Starfleet skants... 

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Ghant: I AM currently listed in your Federation Criminal Registry as "At Large". For all you know, I could be housing a sheaf of oxidizing plastique in this doublet.

Before anyone could protest, she added for theatrics sake.

Ghant: I am NOT, for the record, but all the same…

She lifted her arms as if to be arrested. It was probably a trick she'd tried many times, in the courtroom or the bedroom, and Regan had half a mind to call the bluff and explain that he'd have to place her under arrest.

Ghant: Why don't we just make sure?

Shayne: No. 

Shayne finally puts his foot down after several minutes of hilarious banter!

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Shayne: What the hell happened? I stepped out less than a minute ago! 

Murkad had already been enraged to begin with- his fury at the other delegates’ willingness to negotiate had pervaded the whole engagement. But he had not seemed outlandishly angry- not for a typical drunken Klingon, that is. Had Wilde said something? One of the other delegates? 

Wilde: General Murkad has decided to leave the conference, sir. He called us... well, I guess you could imagine!

 

It's always MY fault, right Boss! 😇

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Collins: Great Caesar's Ghost...
 
R'Ariel: ::whispering:: Who Is Caesar?
 
Kal: Some kind of name for a salad dressing I assume. It’s very good and quite delicious on any salad. In fact, it tastes even better with some kind of white, crumbling like substance that humans call cheese. More specifically feta? I enjoy it quite much.
 
She pulled back, with a quizzical look on her face.
 
R'Ariel: You must have REALLY enjoyed it.
 
Wilde: I thought it was parmesan cheese on a Caesar salad?
 
Collins/ch'Doro/DeBarres/Kal: Response
 
R'Ariel: Sweet Baghol!  ::she smirked, this was clearly a game, and she was going to play it:: I hate salads.

 

I need to start using Sweet Baghol more! 😂

@R'Ariel @Quentin Collins III @Eerie @BenStryker

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For context: Most of us are body swapped right now, just in time for some trade talks. @Chloe Waters was (un?)fortune to get stuck in the Captain's meatsuit, and she's showing around the diplomatic delegation, when Shayne's physical dependence in caffeine gets the best of her. The MSNPC played by Lase Ander is having none of it.

 

Waters: Coffee, black.
 
Renswi was taken aback, they were supposedly honoured guests but here was the Captain getting himself a drink without offering anybody else. This was an attempt to assert dominance and he wasn't going to let this slide.

 

Renswi: Is it tradition for us all to watch you drink? Would you like Enzo to fan you while we wait?
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Waters: You should be aware that the last time I was in a shuttle, the situation was rather tense. Should things flare up once again... I should warn you. I am a good pilot, but in a very... dangerous way. ::smirking::

Pretty sure that's all good pilots... :D 

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Even better, I WANTED to post it too. 
 

thankfully FERENTIS came back and gave me the “I was napping. And yourself?” Truly love that even amid a Red Alert, Ferentis has to get 40 winks in.

Original Post: PNPC Ensign Ferentis - “Dino-Snore” by @Randal Shayne

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Jacin: Ensign Jacin. Science Officer. Im fairly new here.  I’d love to talk about your digestive system sometime.

Trell’s eyes went wide with indignation.

Trell: Now? You want to talk about this now?

There was a sudden shudder as the pod left the ship, the human engineer keying in the coordinates into the nav systems.

Jacin:  Sorry! Just a bit nervous. My first evacuation. I don’t mean that kind of evacuation. I err mean from a ship. I tend to talk a lot when I get nervous.

@Jicen Ayemet Apparently the Arrow-heads are all about bodily functions this mission...

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