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[Randal Shayne]

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To:  Lt. Jg. Hobart, Lt. Jg. Ohnari, Cdt. Perim
CC: Shayne, Randal, CPT
From: Niac, Karrod, CMDR
Subject:  Need to borrow your body for a few hours

Please meet in the bridge conference room tomorrow at 1400 hours if interested.  Snacks will be provided.  
 

Context is for Chumps. 

[Piweh]

40 minutes ago, Randal Shayne said:

Context is for Chumps. 

Someone give this man a job as a TV pundit!

[+ Talia Ohnari]

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Zabi: Of course the safeties are not working.

Haunted holodeck time!!!!

[+ Talia Ohnari]

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Deriah:  It's 'Zhian’tara,' dear, not 'gentana!'  You're putting all the emphasis on the wrong syllables.  I'm sure you can do better than that with your peoples cherished, ancient rituals.  

MA?!? Who knew she'd be re-incarnated as a Trill....

[+ Talia Ohnari]

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Vladislav: We are known to each by different names, so whichever you wish to call me is fine. You'll have to get used to it though, because while you may be a guest, you can never leave.

.....did we just stumble into the Gothic hotel California?!?!?

[Kali Nicholotti]

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Hobart: All I said to him was "there aren't many problems you can't solve with explosives, or at least turn into more interesting problems!"

Truth.

[+ Talia Ohnari]

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Catyr: :snapping: I said do you love her!

Connor innerly stood to attention as she snapped. 

Dewitt: I do, Ma'am - with every fiber of my being. 

Ah mother in laws....the same in any universe 

[Nolen Hobart]

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Shayne: It’s rarely a good idea to rush a miracle man- you end up with rotten miracles.

I shudder to think of what would happen if Shayne and Gott ended up in a room together.

[+ Talia Ohnari]

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He raised an eyebrow as he trudged; he had seen her without her clothes many times, and never had she qualified as disarmed. 

You do not want to know where she's hiding them....

[+ Talia Ohnari]

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Shayne: We’ve fought a lot of people. A lot of causes. Some are motivated by profit, or expansion, or political opportunism, or just a sheer sense of superiority. It’s rare that we find people that just want to piss you off. 

He allowed a small, teething growl. 

She is certainly skilled that way. 

[+ Talia Ohnari]

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Waters: May I ask what she did, sir? I understand if you don't wish to
discuss it any further.

Called him Randy. A lot. She deserved it really. 

[+ Talia Ohnari]

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Niac:  "Haunted?"  You better not be pulling my beard, Chief.  

[+ Talia Ohnari]

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Shayne: Yes, yes, your powers are very incredible; bite someone and they get pink eye and a bad case of the ‘it’s not a phase, mom’ goth. 

[Gila Sadar]

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Karrod's was shocked far beyond the capacity for rational thought.  His gob was smacked. His ghasts were comprehensively flabbered.  

@Karrod Niac using his mastery of both comedy and words to tempt all the naive Ensigns onto his shiny new ship 😂😂

[Nolen Hobart]

From @Zenno:

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Zenno considered the Chief's words. The puppy scenario was increasing in the probabilities. He prepared a few tactical responses if he had to incapacitate the competition. 

Rarely do we get to see so much insight into a character crammed into so few words. A security officer who will literally knock you out if he thinks you're gonna get a puppy before him? Ruthless, and exactly what the Alpha Isles needs.

[Piweh]

3 minutes ago, Nolen Hobart said:

From @Zenno:

Rarely do we get to see so much insight into a character crammed into so few words. A security officer who will literally knock you out if he thinks you're gonna get a puppy before him? Ruthless, and exactly what the Alpha Isles needs.

A puppy that would happen to also be a targ!

[Nolen Hobart]

Two in one night, @Zenno, it seems I'm going to have to step up my class clown game.

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Zenno: That is amusing. I appreciate the humor. oO I do not, in fact, appreciate the humor. Oo

 

[Nolen Hobart]

From @Randal Shayne:

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Shayne found himself seeing the Trill as a son. Not so coarsely, naturally, but the pride he felt, the sense of continuation, the longing for good things to happen to his comrade reverberating deep in his bones… he wondered if fathers felt the same about their children.

Can confirm, they do.

[Kirsty L. Carpenter]

I ran out of REACTIONS catching up on these. Oh, boy am I gonna miss you maniacs. 

[Kali Nicholotti]

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This is… the worst service record I’ve ever seen in my vast 3 days of experience,   - Zenno

 

[Piweh]

Welcome back to the Zenno show. Today, we're offering a twofer.

 

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Zenno resisted the urge to turn around and do a tactical scan for Lemon Squares, but instead focused on the Captain

 

and:

 

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Zenno: ::To the space dog:: You want some appreciation, don't you?  :: Pets the targ, smiling :: You little soldier! We should put you on Security. We’d be well-protected! ::stands::

 

::Addressing Lieutenant Commander Serinus, possibly for the last time?:: May this targ warrior bring you much glory in combat! ::beat:: And thank you for everything, Commander.

 

[+ Talia Ohnari]

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Shayne: You’re a CO now, you overachieving lummox, you. 

WAY to overdo it, as usual @Karrod Niac

[+ Talia Ohnari]

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Dewitt: =/\= So what happens in Lieutenant Hobart's love life? =/\=

No one knows. Part of that obsidian order thing. 

[+ Talia Ohnari]

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Hobart: ::softly:: Hey, hey. Don't worry about it. It's alright. Captain
did that to me last week, too, I have that effect.

He keeps himself single, as a service to the people. 

[+ Talia Ohnari]

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Astrid: What’s on my mind? Let’s start with what’s on your mind, right, sir? I mean, you’ve got a lot to do. And a lot of expectations to manage while you do it. Some biiiig hand-made Italian leather boots to fill, am I right? Firm and supportive, yet soft, flexible …and forgiving!

Are...we still talking about the shoes...?