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[+ Talia Ohnari]

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:Karrod considered how to most tactfully describe 'horta-excrement crazy'::...irrational at the moment.  Be prepared to defend yourselves. 

"I don't know how it happened, she fell into this sharpened stick I had....she fell into the sharpened stick nine times...." 

[+ Talia Ohnari]

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Shayne looked at Collins. Looked back at the data. Looked back at Collins. Looked back at the data. 

Shayne: Nope. Nopity nope nope. Nee-ope. 

If you keep saying it, maybe it won't come true? 🤷 

[+ Talia Ohnari]

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Hobart: If she's dead, dibs on her quarters. I hear she got a window.

Welcome to the Arrow. We ain't got much, but we got silver linings. 

[Nolen Hobart]

And suddenly @Talia Ohnari was, for some reason, the most popular doctor aboard the Arrow.

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Ohnari: Sorry Commander, I grabbed the Starfleet issued bag...I keep the Single Malt in the drawer in Sickbay.

 

She didn't. But thinking on it, she decided right then and there she would.

 

[+ Talia Ohnari]

1 hour ago, Nolen Hobart said:

And suddenly @Talia Ohnari was, for some reason, the most popular doctor aboard the Arrow.

 

I debated saying it was "Standard Starfleet issue, so there is only a 40 of something called Mad Dog 2020"

But I'm kind of hoping they outlawed that before it could come down to it....

[Karrod Niac]

42 minutes ago, Talia Ohnari said:

I debated saying it was "Standard Starfleet issue, so there is only a 40 of something called Mad Dog 2020"

But I'm kind of hoping they outlawed that before it could come down to it....

My disappointment is immeasurable  

[Nolen Hobart]

TFW you try to run a Windows 10 program on a Windows 2000 rig, courtesy of @Quentin Collins III

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Arrow Computer: StAtUs RePoRt...u-u-u-UNAvaible. W-HeRe ArE UsErS LaCyyyyy?

 

[Kali Nicholotti]

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Dewitt: Right... right... The ship is crippled but about to repair itself. I don't know what kind of strategies it will employ to win this fight, but at least one of the cadets is determined to win the war game at any cost. But I have an idea.

Hobart: Hope it's better than the last one we didn't hear.

🤪

[+ Talia Ohnari]

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Hobart: Alright, but if you turn the ship into a weaponized android with a grudge, you get to explain it to the Captain

Please provide a PowerPoint. I want to see this. 

[Nolen Hobart]

2 hours ago, Talia Ohnari said:

Please provide a PowerPoint. I want to see this. 

I hope it has animations. I love it when people put animations in their PowerPoints.

[+ Talia Ohnari]

1 hour ago, Nolen Hobart said:

I hope it has animations. I love it when people put animations in their PowerPoints.

[Nolen Hobart]

52 minutes ago, Talia Ohnari said:

I think I just realized what was missing from Libris all along.

[+ Talia Ohnari]

33 minutes ago, Nolen Hobart said:

I think I just realized what was missing from Libris all along.

Quick!!! Someone download Vista!

[+ Talia Ohnari]

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Gerry: God, you Arrrowers...you multiply like tribbles. I hate tribbles.

[+ Talia Ohnari]

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Libris: -=The Lacy Reformation is predicated on a desire to alter Starfleet, specifically to save lives. The USS Arrow is Starfleet. I am Starfleet. Lives may be preserved, and Starfleet altered. The blast may be mitigated by a large enough mass—=-

Ginny felt a blade of her own making drive into her heart, and tears of her own eyes paint her cheeks.

Ginny: Please, don't do this. I have waited my whole life to meet you—

Libris: -=And now you have. I wish to serve.=-

Rest well Libris. We hardly knew yee. Also, please take the demon twins with you on the way out....

[+ Talia Ohnari]

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Niac: I ever mention I was Captain of the Academy boxing team...::Karrod chuckled then winced::...several decades ago.  

[Nolen Hobart]

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Collins: Is it weird that I've always wanted to do this?

 

Shayne: oO Yes. Deeply. Oo

 

He silently considered himself before settling on what he hoped would be a more tactful response. 

 

Shayne: Yes. Deeply. 

Welp, now I'm laughing in a department store. @Randal Shayne

[Karrod Niac]

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What she wouldn't give for an army of tribbles, just to chuck at his crazy-eyed stupid face. The tribbles would multiply faster than he could shoot them. Taken out by floof. Way more than he deserved. 

It's that level of compassion and empathy that makes @Talia Ohnari such an exemplary medical officer.  

[Nolen Hobart]

Also from @Talia Ohnari, same sim!

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Giving the unconscious man a sweep, Talia confirmed a small fracture along the left mandible. No surgery would be required, but given the man's previous mental state, she gave him an extra dose of sedative. Also, she found a spool of self adhesive bandage in the bottom of her bag. Smirking, she opened the packaging and began to wrap the bandage under the jaw and in a circular motion over his head. Was it cude and outdated? Absolutely. Would it secure his broken jaw? Technically. Would it keep him from being able to speak? Bingo.

"The Hippocratic what now?"

[+ Talia Ohnari]

5 minutes ago, Nolen Hobart said:

Also from @Talia Ohnari, same sim!

"The Hippocratic what now?"

Hey! Don't knock the old-school when it keeps the maniac quiet. 

[+ Talia Ohnari]

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MacKenna: I'm told the pants can't be saved. Maybe try to save the foot?

So we have some good news and....some not...how do you feel about matching your new foot to the pants we saved? No...? 

[+ Talia Ohnari]

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Libris: =/\= Commander Karrod Niac, be advised that I am using my remaining RCS thruster capacity to place the Libris between your vessel and the projected shockwave from the core detonation.  I calculate this will increase Ginny's chance of survival by eighteen point two percent.  Good bye, Cadet Ginny Lacy. =/\=

[+ Talia Ohnari]

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Ginny: NO! I'm talking now. I don't understand you people. Any of you! I don't understand why you sabotaged our repairs. I don't understand why you ejected the warp core. I don't understand why you vented the plasma. I don't understand why you do any of what you do! Do you? Do you have a plan? Do you think about the consequences of your actions more than five seconds out?

Um...homey...DID YOU?!?!?!

[Piweh]

On 5/6/2023 at 12:23 PM, Talia Ohnari said:

Um...homey...DID YOU?!?!?!

We certainly aren't without sin on this one

[Randal Shayne]

On 5/8/2023 at 6:30 PM, Artinus Serinus said:

We certainly aren't without sin on this one

 

I love how I'm still not sure if "homey" was meant or it's a type of "honey", because both straight up fit.