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"Don't Eat The Mushrooms" and other sage advice from the USS Oumuamua


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Jack did not know what to feel at this exact moment but he knew that he wanted to kiss her and then throw her back on the shuttle before things became more complicated.

Interesting juxtaposition of emotions there.

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He suspected she was not going to be entranced by fungus quite the way Salo always seemed to be.    

If she's not, she's dumb.  Fungus is cool!

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Jack smiled to himself as Michele continued walking alongside V’Len. She was totally ignoring him now. He wanted to laugh, he had just missed a kiss and had been demoted to bag boy all in less than five minutes.

Welcome to Starfleet!

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Kel:  Well welcome, officially to the Oumuamau.  I’m not sure where you’re heading off to, but I’d be happy to show you our sickbay.  I’ve worked to make it an excellent facility.  My colleague Dr. Toz is an amazing physician and our nursing staff (pause) well they’re mostly sane.

Mostly.

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On 2/9/2023 at 8:15 PM, Jack Kessler said:

Yeah, he's carrying mixed baggage right now. 

Literally AND figuratively!

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V'Airu: The Beacon's last log entry is from 2300. Nearly exactly a century ago -- or before the 'Oumuamua, anyway.

Krystal: Was that when you were born?

@Alora DeVeau: RUDE! 🥲

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Byss added to his personal file that he preferred to be called "Ensign Byss" or just "Byss", as many of the other races pronounced his last name sometimes as an insult, an attack or a special red berry from his home planet.

Andorian was partially a tonal language. Very easy to make mistakes.

Really?  Well now, I'm going to have to use this. 

 

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Kessler: ::leaning forward and looking very serious but in a playful manner:: Now me ::shaking his head:: I wouldn’t put you a day over forty earth years. ::grinning at the Commodore and fully aware she is most likely older than that:: How close am I?

Krystal has her pegged at at least 100.

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Tyber looked baffled and lost. This was not his area of expertise,

Tyber : :: under his breath:: Damn it I am a security officer not a doctor.

 

Since we're doing a mission set in the 2260s, I would have been disappointed if someone at some point hadn't done something with this line.  😄

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There were many things not right, but on what exactly those were, they
must have completely disagreed for the next moment, Rox tapped her nose
and the light flashed again.  When it disappeared, Wes was still there,
but instead of the gold, he sported a light green wrap around tunic,
complete with a V neck collar.

Rox: ::fanning herself::  That's better.  ::turning to Katsim:: It's
better isn't it? ::looking between Katsim and Greaves:: Kateavs really
rocks the 2260's if you ask me.

Peri opened her mouth, closed it, opened it again, then finally just
shut it and didn’t say a word.  Not one word.

 

Katsim is speechless.  😆

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V'Airu: We have a rogue Q, or something similar; an extinction-level event threatening a planet we don't know; and a ship that only one of us has familiarity with, and in a different form. (beat; dry) Does that seem an adequate summary of the situation? 

 

Greaves: I’d say that about covers it ma’am.   

 

He left out that their chief subject matter expert on the era was wildly insubordinate. 

@Wes Greaves ouch man.  I can be insubordinate without being wild.  😂

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The susurrus of voices permeated the air like mist in woollen clothing seeping down to rest on your skin shapes moved in quick panicky movements crashing into each other and furniture in equal measure. 

Enjoyed this description!

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Grand Papasta Schtroumpf sighed. It could be the end of the world and there would still be paperwork.

 As evidence—his current predicament. The planet was a week off from complete devastation and  he was being made to sign approval documents on an expansion of a waterworks facility for Eastern Gelftopia. Well, he was the one who had been appointed to wear the Big Red Hat, this was his duty, regardless of the monotony.

Bureaucracy, a universal constant under all circumstances.

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Promontory: ::looking for anywhere that could hold a body:: Perhaps this storage closet?

I'm just going to leave this here without context.

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Computer, End Log.

Computer?

Ugh, for Li’s sake…. fine, I’ll do it myself. Good for nothing, useless piece of sh-

@Etan Iljor the inconveniences of the 23rd century.  

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3 hours ago, VLen Kel said:

@Etan Iljor the inconveniences of the 23rd century.  

Had the scene continued, I'm sure the human-looking Bajoran, understandably frustrated, was going to say "Good for nothing, useless piece of ship's recording equipment..."

;) 

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20 hours ago, DrPsyPhi said:

Had the scene continued, I'm sure the human-looking Bajoran, understandably frustrated, was going to say "Good for nothing, useless piece of ship's recording equipment..."

;) 

Yes…. that is what I am aiming for… :whistling:

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Tyber : :: searching the shuttle storage area for tyber one phasers::  (to the tune of lt cmdr datas song life forms in generations) Phasers, You tiney little phasers, .... Where are you.  Ah hah here they are. :: collects 3 phasers and 3 hand beacons.

 

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Sassafrasic brasick furmpishoush Gelfs.
 

Took the words right out of my mouth! 

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On 3/15/2023 at 2:26 PM, Jack Kessler said:

Well, we know where Intelligence Officers hide bodies!

Correction: You know one of the places Intelligence Officers hide bodies! ;)

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