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Fortune: We’ve already been dragged into it a few times, it’s a miracle right now that whatever’s been doing it hasn’t stepped foot in here.

Maybe the thing was just as terrified, or respectful, of Brunsig.

 

Everyone is scared of him @Corlisseven the ghost 💯

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It seemed someone aced Inspiring Speeches 101 at the Academy.  

 

@Tahna Meru always know the coolest courses in the academy 😂

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He could only imagine dealing with rabid targs was more calming to the soul. 

 

@Jo Marshall's Kero Rix is a joy to read 🤣

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Lox turned and the air seemed to freeze in his throat as he laid eyes on the thing. It was like the worst Rorschach test ever had been granted malevolent life.

 

Ok this is a hell of mental image, thanks Lox @Hutch , i hate It 🤣

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thanks @Jo Marshall, i hate you, I've spilled water through my nose reading this 🤣

 

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Kero: =/\= Beming it out into space, you mean. Kick out anything that resembles metal or components, and hope it doesn't mistake the Vulcan for a computer. =/\=

 

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I know the full sim is already here but @Corlissthis, just this, out of context

 

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Oh, to be Quinn coming back to find out her counselor had scratched up her husband with her nails.

Hopefully he’d forgive her for that.

 

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The computer core whined in protest as it laboriously shot through lights and emitters faster than a speeding Stoyer at a singles night,

@Jo Marshall how could you make me laugh at Chris's sim, this is serious! 

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Walter need a thread for himself imho @Quinn Reynolds😂

 


 

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You were sleeping, so I’ve taken Scout to the holodeck for a couple of hours. Dylan will be back for dinner. He’s gone off with JEEZ NO DAD SHE’S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND.

Hah.

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Did danger follow Quinn Reynolds and her crew?

 

Ummm, i guess? Well, indeed! @Bryce Tagren-Quinn 🙈

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Bryce glanced over to the other man, who was ruggedly handsome and muscular by Terran standards and dressed in flannel. He couldn’t recall a name right then.
 
Strayer? No, Stormbreaker, maybe? 

@Bryce Tagren-Quinn

thor im hilarious GIF

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i could hear EXACTLY @Cory Stoyersaying this and it's hilarious in my head XD

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Tagren-Quinn: Are you telling me that chaos is a typical day, then?
 
Cory could not resist.
 
Stoyer: Son, you don’t know the half of it.  

 

 

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I forgot to post this when I read the sim. @Tahna Meru must be secretly part of the Starfleet recruiting team. 😄

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It was probably in the job description. “Are holonovel action heroes modeled after you? Then join Starfleet Security and become a defender of the galaxy!”

 

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He smiled and rotated around slightly at the sound of the Adonis-looking Trill man’s voice. The man with the arms that seemed bigger than his own thighs.

Tan: ::Nodding in agreement:: Yeah. Just Serren is fine for everyone. Especially now! We're here to relax!

Indeed they were. The jovial man was wise.

 

@Bryce Tagren-Quinn This is just fantastic. The jovial man was wise. 😆

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Intellectually, he knew the catwalk (why was it called that?) was more than strong enough to hold half-a-dozen Pahkwa-thanhs, but the creaking still never made him feel comfortable.

Catwalk indeed. 😄 @Ayiana Sevo

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The Admiral… Well, Vylaa had no idea what Admirals did in their downtime. Read? Sleep?

Throw stuff at non-coms?

@Vylaa I don't know where you heard that rumor but it is almost completely unfounded!

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@Vylaa I don't know where you heard that rumor but it is almost completely unfounded!

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Serren trusted the reassurance and nodded obligingly. Space was why they were up here in the mountains after all, and there was no shortage of it available. If the guy was okay, and he just wanted some time alone, that was entirely reasonable.

It was a paradoxical thing, but people who lived in space sometimes needed... space. And he was more than willing to give it.

@Alleran Tan - this is absolutely perfect! People in space do need space sometimes. :)

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For a long moment, there was silence. Just the two of them in the Jeffries Tube, one struggling to hold back tears, and the other staring at the first one with beady, unblinking eyes. 
 
Watanabe: ::gently:: arf
 
What was she trying to say? Lephi wished the universal translator was programmed to parse canine language. Another big sigh escaped her mouth. She continued to pet the dog, willing herself to stay composed.
 
Lephi: ::clears throat:: Right then. Thank you for bringing me the SCM III. Big help.

I wouldn't place this under the "funny" column, but I've been touched by the interaction between Lephi and Cheesecake. This is adorable and emotional, profound at the same time. Wonderfully done. @Lephi & @Alieth

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