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OMG @Jo Marshall!! 😂 Butt of a joke?! Nahhhhhh…. 
 

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O. Marshall: Let's not stick around to find out. Kelley, ::he tossed her his tricorder,:: lead us in. I'll bring up the rear. 

 

As if expecting a quip from Lena, he shot her a warning look, and unholstered the phaser from his thigh. This was, indeed, not a great day to die. 

 

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When they got out of this, she was going to bury herself in Walter’s arms and let the German tell her he couldn’t promise things would be alright because he wasn’t clairvoyant and he’d be damned if he’d let the universe make a liar out of him. But he would promise to be there, for as long as he could be.

@Quinn Reynolds

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From an engineering perspective, it was a nightmare. From a logistical perspective, a nightmare. From a human perspective, a nightmare. From Doz's perspective, a bloody nightmare.

@Doz Finch lotta nightmares there, buddy. Good thing you're with a therapist!

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@Genkos Adea that's a relief 😂

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Gnaxac grimaced; the Farm was a legendary resort where all sorts of Starfleet oddities ended up recovering - he’d had a friend who’d been sent there after a transporter accident, and who had never returned.

 

((OOC - Unbeknownst to Gnaxac, this colleague is doing fine on Starbase 74))

 

 

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Kyrl is such a character @Vylaa 😂
 

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They trod forward, through the hatch and into the deeper water beyond.  The surface nearly came up to his giblets, not that it mattered; he’d been soaked to the bone for a long time by now.  In fact, if he were  a dried bean he’d be ready to cook by now.

 

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Samira had seen the Vulcan wearing glasses lately, though that should not affect the commander’s hearing.

@Samira Neathler Gave me a chuckle 😆

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Tahna: I think the Admiral prefers her officers raw, not lava baked. 

I prefer vulcans raw indeed, pretty please

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First, the engineer who had got him into the mess had disappeared (even though he had encouraged the whole thing, but, by his grandmother's beard, he was a security goon, he couldn't be asked to have two functioning brain cells half the time).

By his grandmother's beard! @Alieth who is this fabulous Tellarite woman and when can we meet her! 🤣

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Looking around at the excavation site in front of him, Rix blew out a sigh that could've sounded like a series of Bajoran curse words flying neatly under the radar. This was beyond what he'd expected when he'd woken up that morning, tumbled out of bed, poured himself a cup of delicious ambition to herald in the divine Tyrellian star-strewn sunshine with a shake of his bare backside to the glorious window, not afraid to let his freak flag fly… 

 

…and received the call. 

@Jo Marshall This deserves a spot in the Opening Paragraph Hall of Fame.

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