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The panel in front of him showed what was supposed to be some kind of main propulsion menu after Connor had pushed a few buttons. He made a few mental notes of how he would tell the glorious story to Nolen. It would be a story of knowing where to find what in a well-designed control system aboard this station because he trusted the book. The truth of just trying things out and doing it the Nolen-way would stay hidden if they would make it back.

Hobart: Why are you booing me? I'm right.

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Hobart: ::cocksure:: Ah, I’m sure I can shut it down. No problem. ::beat:: Got a photon torpedo I can borrow?

Um. I AM STILL ON THAT STATION THANK YOU!!! 😬

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Shayne: I never lend books or torpedoes. 

One could lead to explosions that would change the fabric of reality, and the other was an antimatter warhead. 

Truth This Is True GIF by Ford

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Hobart: It’s gonna work, ma’am, it’s a good plan. ::focused on his work, eyebrow cocked:: And, bright side, “Yeah, but I saved your life” is like a cheat code to winning arguments with your spouse.

Schitts Creek Comedy GIF by CBC

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Zabi: With respect, Captain. It sounds like "drawing straws" requires me to have participated in the drawing to get this...short straw. Pardon me, sir but, this sounds more like I've been "volun-told". 

Now you're speaking management

Office Space GIF by 20th Century Fox Home Entertainment

 

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Zenno: May I go back to my station? I have considerable duties. oO Crewman Astrid may have eaten a phaser array while I was gone or something. Oo

Don't eat the orange beams! Don't you know they're bad for you?!

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Zabi: Well, it wasn't asked but apparently I "drew the short straw" as he said. I was thinking of just bringing a bunch of wine and getting the entire crew drunk. Less to worry about the decor. 

emma stone drinking GIF

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Zabi: Nolen, my old friend...If you scar the flight deck and someone yells at me, I'm punching you...in the face...a lot

I mean...It's valid

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Shayne snarled, and raised the knife. All this effort, all this work, and now he’d have to chuck the whole damn thing away because of a mouse. A mouse! It couldn’t even be something distinct like a tribble. No, it had to be a tiny little gouda-mangling pest. 

NO ONE EATS THE CAPTAINS CHEESE!!!!

Angry Jim Henson GIF by Muppet Wiki

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Hobart: Yep, there’s gonna be a brawl and Ohnari’s gonna say who wins. ::beat:: Because she’s a drunk squirrel. A squirtle, if you will.

Ill Allow It GIF

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Shayne: But it’s eating my cheese! Our cheese! That’s a hanging offense!

Dead mouse walking!

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Ash raised an eyebrow as the briefest image of a mouse hanging from the gallows danced through her mind in the most outrageous way possible. Then she shook her head.

We all were thinking it, but @Kali Nicholotti  masterfully made it dance. Like the Goatherd song, in Sound of Music.

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Shayne: How long’s it been since you’ve had a break? oO Put me in reins and call me a nag… Oo

Ohnari: Uh....Monday?

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Holly was still amazed at Hobart and Ohnari's dynamic, and it seemed that their mischievous chat came straight from a comedy show, in such a way that she could argue they had prepared their comebacks beforehand.

season 3 GIF by SpongeBob SquarePants

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Serinus: Tlhirogni' loves her walks through the arboretum, and her joy brings joy to me. And with those lessons in mind, I've taken the initiative to provide the two of us more flora within our own quarters here.

I would pay good credits to watch a targlet twinkletoes about the tulips. 

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Hobart: Oh, any ring. ::looking off into the afternoon sky:: Big rings, small rings. Fat rings, skinny rings. Rings with big chunks, rings with fine grains. Many rings, or even just one! I don’t discriminate. Every ring is beautiful in her own way.

 

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