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The panel in front of him showed what was supposed to be some kind of main propulsion menu after Connor had pushed a few buttons. He made a few mental notes of how he would tell the glorious story to Nolen. It would be a story of knowing where to find what in a well-designed control system aboard this station because he trusted the book. The truth of just trying things out and doing it the Nolen-way would stay hidden if they would make it back.

Hobart: Why are you booing me? I'm right.

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Hobart: It’s gonna work, ma’am, it’s a good plan. ::focused on his work, eyebrow cocked:: And, bright side, “Yeah, but I saved your life” is like a cheat code to winning arguments with your spouse.

Schitts Creek Comedy GIF by CBC

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Zabi: With respect, Captain. It sounds like "drawing straws" requires me to have participated in the drawing to get this...short straw. Pardon me, sir but, this sounds more like I've been "volun-told". 

Now you're speaking management

Office Space GIF by 20th Century Fox Home Entertainment

 

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Shayne snarled, and raised the knife. All this effort, all this work, and now he’d have to chuck the whole damn thing away because of a mouse. A mouse! It couldn’t even be something distinct like a tribble. No, it had to be a tiny little gouda-mangling pest. 

NO ONE EATS THE CAPTAINS CHEESE!!!!

Angry Jim Henson GIF by Muppet Wiki

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Ash raised an eyebrow as the briefest image of a mouse hanging from the gallows danced through her mind in the most outrageous way possible. Then she shook her head.

We all were thinking it, but @Kali Nicholotti  masterfully made it dance. Like the Goatherd song, in Sound of Music.

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Shayne: How long’s it been since you’ve had a break? oO Put me in reins and call me a nag… Oo

Ohnari: Uh....Monday?

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Holly was still amazed at Hobart and Ohnari's dynamic, and it seemed that their mischievous chat came straight from a comedy show, in such a way that she could argue they had prepared their comebacks beforehand.

season 3 GIF by SpongeBob SquarePants

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Serinus: Tlhirogni' loves her walks through the arboretum, and her joy brings joy to me. And with those lessons in mind, I've taken the initiative to provide the two of us more flora within our own quarters here.

I would pay good credits to watch a targlet twinkletoes about the tulips. 

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