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Shayne: I will say this on the subject of time. Some work to seize it- carpe diem. Some work to slow it down. Others work to master it entirely, and in so doing, earn everything from disparaging comments to visits and intervention from the Department of Temporal Investigations. A very few sentient beings in this world seem to treat time as an inexorable equal, something not to be fought or praised, but to walk alongside, keeping pace and rhythm. If you can do that, Ensign, your time will truly be yours. 

 

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oO I could distract the Sheliak by offering them free medical exams. What do I know? I’m a doctor, not a saboteur. Oo 

Lieutenant ArGorvalei channeling Dr McCoy. Priceless.

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Ar’Gorvalei entered the conference room and made his way over to the breakfast table. He poured himself a glass of orange juice and picked up a raspberry danish, looking at it. At least this one wasn’t made in the shape of anyone’s genitalia.

oO That you know of. Infinite diversity in infinite combinations. Oo 

Knew this needed to be here the moment I saw it.

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Niac:  Well then if you're not too terribly busy, get our escape course plotted and ready to engage once the last prisoners are onboard.  Get us back to the Proteus ring, best speed.

I'm sure we can carve out some time....

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She's just arrived and already I'm loving our new Manic Pixie Dream Doc, @Talia Ohnari

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Seesh: Doctor Ohnari, and... ::looking at Ra:: Ah...hello.

Ohnari: Paramedic Ra, who is prepping her team for triage. And you are...? oO Very, very tall...he's taking over stocking the tall shelves...Oo 

 

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He rolled his eyes in barely contained frustration. It occurred to him to flatten her with a pulse of phaser energy on heavy stun, but that would be a truly bad look, and besides, his power packs weren’t infinite. 

Okaaaay so don't piss off the captain. Noted. 

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Grumm: My pet furl, Yip. I don't know if he lived or not after they put me in the special cell, but I've had him since I was a child. ::break:: If you couldn't tell by his name.

Native to his homeworld, the furl was the Brikar equivalent of a domesticated canine.   Yip in particular looked something like a stone Scottish Terrier. 

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING!! WE ARE GOING BACK FOR THE DOG!!!! 🥺

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On 2/21/2023 at 4:58 AM, Talia Ohnari said:

Things you didn't expect to hear on a starship for $400.

Let it never be said we don’t know how to party in the Alpha Isles. 

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Quentin's heart suddenly dropped! The Ring...DESTROYED?! His sharp despair heated suddenly with a rising anger at the continued callousness of the Sheliak. Not only had they turned their own complex and allied ship into so much glass at the drop of a hat...but to destroy a free-standing piece of highly specialized equipment such as The Ring!? The...the...THE BRUTES! THE BULLIES! Of all the clodhopping, bullish things to do! 

YEAH! You tell 'em

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Since leaving the atomized prison camp and the Sheliak behind nearly three hours earlier, Karrod's attention had almost entirely fixed on the missions immediate ramifications.  The ship was now home to more than a hundred disease ridden, malnourished and psychologically unbalanced former prisoners. 

So... an average Tuesday? 

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Gott:  Gott problems?  Well you're in luck friend cause we've Gott solutions!  Make an appointment with the esteemed Doctor Gott, famed author of 'Gott Feels' and 'Gotta Heal to Make a Deal!' and for a short time, you'll receive our new patient discount.  First phobia or psychosis cured for three percent off our standard therapeutic rate!  Come in today!  

Imma need a copy of these books for research.....

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Nolen had been assured by his father and Commander Hael that he would grow out of his Ensign Awkwardness after a month or so, but standing there, watching the Lieutenant Commander fumble physically and socially with a gift of books, he began to have doubts.

Yeah....about that...👀 

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