+ Baylen Anders Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 Did someone write something that you loved? That made you laugh out loud, or gasp? Please share it here, on this post. 1 Quote Link to comment
+ Baylen Anders Posted April 15, 2019 Author Share Posted April 15, 2019 Foster: Defective means ‘we don’t like you’ and recycled means… you know what happens when a transporter fails to materialize? Yeah, that. 2 Quote Link to comment
Randal Shayne Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 Quote Oddas: Let's let the lawyers deal with that, at this point a court-martial doesn't sound half bad. ::Neither did hitting Yara repeatedly over the head with a very large branch. Ah, @Chloe Waters, you never disappoint. 2 Quote Link to comment
Kirsty L. Carpenter Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 @Randal Shayne's "WHERE ARE YOU PEOPLE COMING FROM?!" like I didn't even have to think about it lol 1 Quote Link to comment
+ Baylen Anders Posted April 30, 2019 Author Share Posted April 30, 2019 Shayne: Your affinity for acronyms is duly noted. 1 Quote Link to comment
+ Baylen Anders Posted April 30, 2019 Author Share Posted April 30, 2019 Shayne: Well, when one of the boys at Utopia Planitia steps out of a malfunctioning transporter with their junk attached to their foreheads, they might finally get the message that placement matters. 1 Quote Link to comment
Randal Shayne Posted December 14, 2019 Share Posted December 14, 2019 Quote Artinus watched Sikes with Eagle eyes, his brow furrowed at his charge. Not sure if you meant to capitolize "Eagle" or not, but either way it works. 1 Quote Link to comment
Piweh Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 I most certainly did. Glad you liked it! 1 Quote Link to comment
Kali Nicholotti Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 Quote Kettick was going through a routine check of the holodecks. You were never too cautious with holodecks. One day, they worked just fine, and the next thing you knew, you were locked in deadly battle with Evil Emperor Repulso for the control of the main computer core, just because an over-imaginative crewmate had found a way around the safety protocols. Indeed. Here's our next mission! 2 Quote Link to comment
Randal Shayne Posted February 29, 2020 Share Posted February 29, 2020 Quote Oddas: Ok, what the phekk just happened? Oddas Swear-ia 😉 1 2 Quote Link to comment
Popular Post Cassian Iovianus Posted January 22, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted January 22, 2021 Quote Cassi had to admire T’Lea’s cool, calm, collected behavior. The woman had clearly done this many times and was not nearly as nervous as Cassi was. oO When I grow up, I want to be just like T’Lea… Oo Don't we all 3 1 1 Quote Link to comment
Zinna Posted January 25, 2021 Share Posted January 25, 2021 Quote oO Either that or we got man-high insects with blades on them. Oo Quoting Lt. Cmdr. Fiorr...I love the image of this. 2 Quote Link to comment
Cassian Iovianus Posted January 28, 2021 Share Posted January 28, 2021 On 1/25/2021 at 3:06 PM, Zinna said: Quoting Lt. Cmdr. Fiorr...I love the image of this. The reaction was just as good. Quote Fiorr: Well let's not forget we don’t know what life form we might be dealing with. If we are going to follow my earlier hypothesis we could end up with small bacteria, small insects, and at the end of the line…. Man size insects with actual blades in their skeleton… T’Lea: Now you’re just getting me excited, Commander. 1 3 Quote Link to comment
Popular Post John Kendrick Posted January 30, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted January 30, 2021 Quote Han: If this is a Prison ship that lured the Mithgiln ship into a trap, I advise caution for everything from here on out. Rel: I was under the impression that we were already being cautious... Our Away Team currently finds itself in a dire situation but Ensign Rel's reaction managed to put a smile on my face 😄. 3 1 2 Quote Link to comment
Popular Post Rel Cassi Posted February 6, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted February 6, 2021 Quote Oddas: =/\= What's your current situation? =/\= Orrey: =/\= Everything’s perfectly all right now. We’re fine. We’re all fine here now, thank you. How are you? =/\= This had me laughing. Nicely done 😂 2 3 Quote Link to comment
Popular Post TLea Posted February 8, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted February 8, 2021 The alien began shuffling toward them, it's blades swinging wildly as it emphasized and yelled again. Alien: Vahct tiil sentlo killed Cavre! Rel: Killed! Keep him talking, the translator is making progress already! Shark: Please don't make me shoot you... Rel: That's...not quite what I had in mind... lol 1 5 Quote Link to comment
Dekas Posted February 10, 2021 Share Posted February 10, 2021 (edited) Quote Silveira: OK, we got the Orca in. This is the most Murphed mission I have been on. ::He turned around around to all the others.:: Can something work in our favor now? I offer desserts and sweets... There's something really special about a phrase like, "this is the most murphed mission I have been on". the use of Murphed as a verb is just. *chef's kiss* Impeccable use of the English language, and how weird you can make it while still completely understanding the sentiment. It's possible I'm very tired, but frankly I laughed for a solid three minutes about it. Edited February 10, 2021 by Dekas 1 3 Quote Link to comment
Dekas Posted March 18, 2021 Share Posted March 18, 2021 Quote Silveira: From your words it looks like we should speak softly but carry a big stick Captain. Oddas/Any: Response Cassian looked around at what he was beginning to consider a very casual tactical officer making a note to review his file as soon as possible. It wouldn’t be a good look for him to already be planning department reviews but it was on the forefront of his mind. I can’t fully explain what it is about Cassian’s thought process that entertains me so, but the quickness of the considering department reviews over casual commentary is hysterical to me and I love him already. I enjoy the character voice so far overall despite the newness of him, but little things like that quickly solidify enjoyment for me. 10/10 I feel like he’s going to be a very entertaining XO to have around for both expected and unexpected reasons, as well as bringing an interesting dynamic about. And I, for one, am kinda living for it. 2 Quote Link to comment
Dekas Posted May 8, 2021 Share Posted May 8, 2021 Quote Kendrick: Tell me doctor, am I going to die? You can tell me the truth. I can handle it. There’s nothing I don’t love about @John Kendrick’s writing tbh. What an icon. Quality character. I’d personally die for him. And that line gave me a good laugh the instant I read it so it deserved a mention. 3 1 Quote Link to comment
TLea Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 Quote There was something odd about the layout of the mine, the tunnel, and where the 'vault' would be - further down the mine. The supply console exposed, it was odd in her mind and she wished T'Lea was here, someone with a bit more of a streak for the criminality. The thought almost brought a smile to her face. She considered it and rubbed her forehead. LOL I'm sure Oddas meant that in the nicest most flattering way possible. Hee hee. 1 1 Quote Link to comment
Dekas Posted May 26, 2021 Share Posted May 26, 2021 (edited) Quote The Red Headed Engineer popped up from behind the bar where she was working on an emitter to free her horse. For a split second Wyss frowned at the red birdman knowing it was another malfunction. Wyss: Great. What else could go wrong. Dekas: Ah, sorry if I’ve intruded at all. My curiosity got the best of me. This is very interesting. The fact that he was not totally freaked out by the horse stuck in the bar told Wyss exactly what she needed to know. And now she felt like a fool. But in her defense she’d never met a… whatever species the red birdman was. Wyss: Wait, you’re real? ::flustered:: Sorry, I mean, of course you’re real. You’re here, in the fleather… I mean, the flesh. The feather. The fleshy feather. ::mortified:: I like the color of your fea...thers. oO Stop saying feathers!Oo She scowled at herself not knowing if what she said was inappropriate, or how to stop her mouth from insulting the man. The tickle in the T’Lea’s belly was masterfully suppressed, but only because if she laughed she wouldn’t be able to hear the absurdities that followed. The Red Head was digging a hole so deep that she’d probably reach an alternate universe soon. It was entertainment at its best. The Romu-vulc leaned back against the bar and watched behind the brim of her hat. @TLea I find both Wyss' reaction to seeing an Aurelian which she's never seen hysterical, and I think T'Lea's reaction to Nyka equally hysterical. "You're here, in the fleather..." I barked a laugh in my real life reading that, and then giggled the rest of the way through the entirety of the sim, but this section is so good I could just die. Edited May 26, 2021 by Dekas 4 Quote Link to comment
TLea Posted May 28, 2021 Share Posted May 28, 2021 Quote ((Red River Street)) The entire town was looking and pointing to the sky. T’Lea: That’s frakked too, then. ::at Wyss:: Good work engineer. Wyss flipped T’Lea the bird, and then affixed her eyes up toward the Hotel’s second story. About ten feet from the balcony was the computer arch laying horizontal in mid-air. Wyss: Let’s hope nobody else joins us. T’Lea: And just how are we supposed to leave? Wyss: ::annoyed:: We fix it, duh. The Aurelian felt a variety of tension from between the Doctor and Wyss, but also T’Lea and Wyss. He decided to keep his attention on the problem. Dekas: I… I think I can actually get up there. ::he very pointedly twitched his wings:: But I might scare a few townsfolk in the process. He was considering doing it anyway. After all, one couldn’t fix a computer if you couldn’t reach it. But he could reach it with some effort. He was simply going to have to accept that this was about to go from a Western to a Sci-Fi Western in the process. Or that maybe it already had. T’Lea/Wyss/Indobri: response As weird as everything was, he was finding humor in it. Dekas: Well someone’s gotta say it. ::he struggled not to laugh at the absurdity of the situation, and the phrase about to leave his mouth with as little as he knew about this setting in particular:: Yeehaw. T’Lea/Wyss/Indobri: response. Sometimes just one little word is enough to say it all. "Yeehaw" made me snort my morning coffee. And the visual image of Dekas possibly flying up to the holo-deck's arch in a western is hilarious itself. Can't wait for that! 4 Quote Link to comment
TLea Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 Quote Dekas: Computer, arch? The beep of the arch did sound off again. It was hard to tell where it actually came from, though. oO Whoops. Oo At the very least it sounded like it was nearer to the ground this time. It was a little closer to being right, and if nothing else it meant he wouldn't have to fly in place anymore. Small victories, he supposed. This is the Juneau's version of "where did I park my car". Just keep clicking the remote to make the car honk it's horn. You'll find it sooner or later! 4 Quote Link to comment
John Kendrick Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 Quote Williams: Also nice to meet you Mr… Dekker, was it? I know it starts with a D but I am not sure… The Aurelian gave a small chuckle that the intelligence officer couldn’t remember the name correctly. Dekas: ::slightly playful:: *Technically* it doesn’t start with a D. It’s just how it translates over into the more romanized Standard. But you were very close. It’s Dekas. And it’s very nice to meet you. Williams: Right, that was it. I apologize. Not that good with names. But working on it. This is your first posting, is it not? Dekas: It is! It’s been quite an insightful experience so far. Williams: Well I look forward to hearing a few pointers on how your introduction went. Surely you picked a better spot to make your introductions to the Captain. He nodded, taking another sip of the wine near him. Something that was settling as a comfortable little warmth in him. Perhaps a little too comfortable. Taking the term lightweight to a new level given how more humanoid alcohol processed in his system quicker than he wanted it to. Dekas: And I look forward to hearing your name. He heard himself, and inwardly noted that it came off far more flirtatious in tone than the playful jest he’d intended it to be. Some of the feathers on his face fluffed up, but he ignored it and leaned back calmly. Dekas: But the, ah, the bridge is usually a good place to meet a Captain, I’d say. Our Aurelian Ensign @Dekas getting a bit tipsy there :D. I absolutely loved this little exchange between him and Commander Williams. It was another difficult day at work yesterday, but reading this SIM during lunch break made me smile and forget my worries for a moment. Great job! 2 2 Quote Link to comment
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