Jordan aka FltAdmlWolf

Okay, that's it! Decision is made! I AM buying tennis balls to throw from our 4th story windows at the people on the street who annoy me. Yesterday it was a cabbie who honked his horn for two minutes waiting for his fare to come outside. This morning it was a group of white ladies in an exercise bootcamp, with the head moron screaming "that's it, keep it up ladies! watch for traffic! cross the street! let's go!" AT 6-EFFING-15 IN THE MORNING. Want to lose weight? Go to a park or a gym -- don'...

Doggy strollers: cute or JUST PLAIN WRONG?

A little Disney music always makes me feel better in the morning. I don't care if that's weird.

Just Shazamed a Bieber song. Oh the shame.

Kid in front of me at Walgreen, maybe 15, randomly asks me for $0.75. When I tell him no, he pulls a wad of $20 bills out of his pocket that must have had $500, at least. WTF?

Foaming hand soap is taking America's rest stops by storm.

I drove 16 hours today and all I got was this t-shirt that smells like Chester Fried Chicken from the last rest stop.

We are at "The World's Largest Rest Stop," in Iowa. It smells like grease and gasoline. There are a lot of porcelain figurines in glass cases.

Hank Hedland's new deodorant smells fratty as [...].

Never. Again.

My Klout score has reached 58. TREMBLE BEFORE ME, MERE MORTALS.

Rewatching LOST, and the 1 thing I'm noticing is that it's full of cheap, ugly wigs. It's the go-to for making main characters look younger.

I was boycotting Chick-fil-a before it was cool.

Anyone have a room to rent? Looking for a place in the city that's walking distance to Muni and/or BART. Prefer $600 from August 4 - 31, but I can go up to $700. Kinda desperate (I thought it would be a lot easier to find a room to rent!), so any help would be much appreciated!

Sally Ride was the first American woman in space, but she still couldn't be a Cub Scouts Den Mother.