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Jordan aka FltAdmlWolf

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  1. It's only 9pm and we have nothing to do. Don't normal couples go out and drink or something when they're bored on a weeknight? I don't know, that just sounds weird.

  2. This is the first day in San Francisco that Hank and I have off together, so we're touring the city! Hey, did you know they have a Chinatown here, just like in LA?!

  3. Mid-night asthma attacks: still one of the scariest moments of your life, even with a rescue inhaler. I can't imagine what it's like for people without them/without health insurance.

  4. Leaf-blowers at 6:15am? Sure, why not? Howabout 2 leaf-blowers and a hedge trimmer? Great! Maybe we can add a lawnmower in there too?

  5. What I want to know about the VP debate is: when am I going to be able to leave work, pull up the live stream of the debate, and seamlessly pick up where I left off on the commute home? *ahem*3rdworldcellservice*

  6. Is there a sports thing going on? Why is everyone in the office and city cheering?

  7. Glad to have you with us -- my door is always open if you need anything!
  8. Just once I want to live in an apartment where the handles on the cabinets aren't conspiring to pull my headphones off me after every move I make. JUST ONCE.

  9. I don't like getting my hair cut anymore. No one compliments me on my long my eyelashes, and I never got a piece of candy for sitting still and not crying through the entire thing. Plus, I have to pay. Totally bunk.

  10. Sarah Lane: "What are you talking about? I'm not a hipster!"

    [entire office]: *LAUGHTER*

  11. Okay, that's it! Decision is made! I AM buying tennis balls to throw from our 4th story windows at the people on the street who annoy me. Yesterday it was a cabbie who honked his horn for two minutes waiting for his fare to come outside. This morning it was a group of white ladies in an exercise bootcamp, with the head moron screaming "that's it, keep it up ladies! watch for traffic! cross the street! let's go!" AT 6-EFFING-15 IN THE MORNING. Want to lose weight? Go to a park or a gym -- don'...

  12. Welcome! My door is always open if you need anything.
  13. Doggy strollers: cute or JUST PLAIN WRONG?

  14. Welcome / welcome back. My door is always open if you need anything!
  15. A little Disney music always makes me feel better in the morning. I don't care if that's weird.

  16. Just Shazamed a Bieber song. Oh the shame.

  17. Welcome to the group. My door is always open if you need anything!
  18. Kid in front of me at Walgreen, maybe 15, randomly asks me for $0.75. When I tell him no, he pulls a wad of $20 bills out of his pocket that must have had $500, at least. WTF?

  19. Welcome. My door is always open if you need anything!
  20. Foaming hand soap is taking America's rest stops by storm.

  21. I drove 16 hours today and all I got was this t-shirt that smells like Chester Fried Chicken from the last rest stop.

  22. We are at "The World's Largest Rest Stop," in Iowa. It smells like grease and gasoline. There are a lot of porcelain figurines in glass cases.

  23. Hank Hedland's new deodorant smells fratty as [...].

  24. Hope you enjoy your time here. My door is always open if you need anything
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