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I was just accosted by a homeless woman at Goodwill. I went to drop off a bunch of stuff, and she tried to take it from me before I could give it to the Goodwill people. When I handed it to the Goodwill person, she then followed me out to the car, where I was getting more stuff, and then got INTO the car (it was a Zipcar and the doors all unlock when you use your card to open the doors) and started berating me for not treating her well enough because she's homeless.
When she finally got out...
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EVERY TIME I take a nap, I'm like "Wake me up in an hour and a half. Don't let me sleep more than an hour and a half," and Hank Hedland is like "Okay, an hour and a half!"
And then, I wake up like three and a half hours later, and I'm like, WHAT HAPPENED? And Hank's all "You told me you wanted to keep sleeping!" And I'm like "THAT WASN'T ME! That was the evil nap monster who controls my body when I'm asleep, and I've told you a thousand times NOT TO TRUST THAT MONSTER!" And Hank's like, "Wel...
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Spent the morning preparing for our trip to Fargo, only to then have it cancelled. Spent another 1.5h trying to find another flight, but nothing available until Monday from anywhere within driving distance. We are devastated.
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Oh, you want us to buy more guns? It should not surprise anyone that NRA's recommendations are not just dangerous but self-serving.
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Now is not the time to discuss ... cutting Social Security benefits, Mr. Obama.
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I got on the wroooong train. Misrouted onto the wrong track and now it has to change directions. Oh BART... at least you're still twice as good as WMATA.
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The caption says "Jake Gyllenhaal" but my heart says "Lumberjack." #121212Concert
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"I'm prioritizing my songwriting my right now. You have to let it happen when it happens." -Sarah Lane.
THAT. JUST. HAPPENED.
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If you'll be my bodyguard, I can be your long lost pal. I can call you Betty, and Betty, when you call me, you can call me Al.