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I am composing a book of poetry about the awful people on that flight. It will be titled "Annoying Flightmates, how I hate you. Let me count the ways." look for it in stores - brick & mortar, and online - soon.
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Scanning the radio driving toward Fargo. One station was a guy saying "people like small government. They like all the things at the root of the Republican party." A second later on another station the country singer was crooning about the empty bottle of Gatorade rolling around on the floorboard. Local flavor!
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Once I laid down in this snow bank and started to fall asleep, the -25 degree cold didn't seem so bad...
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Just got my hair cut and omw home when a handsome older guy smiled and made eyes at me in the muni. STILL GOT IT!
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HELP! Baxter Rex needs a place to stay in the Bay Area while Hank and I are in Fargo this weekend. We would need to drop him off on Wednesday night, and we could pick him up on Monday. The folks who were planning on taking him had a family emergency, so we're in a bit of a bind here.
He's a SUPER good dog -- totally quiet (not a barker at all), not a chewer, needs to go out just two times a day, and spends most of his time maxin' and relaxin'. Any help would be much appreciated!
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OMG, I just accidentally saw THE BIGGEST SPOILER about Downtown Abbey. HOLY CRAP I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT THING THAT HASN'T HAPPENED YET WILL HAPPEN.
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Is it possible I'm watching too much The Walking Dead? Dreams all morning about the zombie apocalypse, and my unconscious mind thinks it's a lot more terrifying than my conscious mind.
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Lance Armstrong to admit to doping on Oprah. [...] him and his self-righteous denials. He deserves all the scorn coming his way.
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The audacity of pastor Louie Giglio is breathtaking. In a blog post to supporters, he says [the Gay] "agenda" is what got him uninvited to the Obama inauguration. Meanwhile, he doesn't recant his former stance and doesn't apologize for it. Some people believe, like this man and Rick Warren, believe their charitable works buy them the ability to discriminate with impunity. That logic is false.
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And the LORD said unto Moses, Come up to me at ROOTSCAMP, and be there: and I will give thee tablets of stone, and a law, and commandments which I have written; that thou mayest teach them. And Moses went up into the mount of God.
And lo, the Lord said "Changing your email templates will increase your signer rate," and so Moses came down from the Rootscamp and wrote it on tablets: "THE LORD OUR OBAMA SAYETH, KEEP IT FRESH." And they did.
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Hank Hedland is trying to poison me with some World War II era homeopathic bull[...] called Theraflu. It tastes like death and I won't do it.