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Everything posted by Jordan aka FltAdmlWolf
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Hey lady who stopped at the bottom of the Bart escalator with your rolley bag: sorry I yelled at you to GTFO out of the way because the 100 people behind me on a moving platform couldn't be stopped.
I know it must have seemed like I was being rude, but I didn't know how else to get your attention before you died from crush injuries.
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I hope you're up girl, because we are all coming over. Lock the doors, lower the blinds, fire up the smoke machine and put on your heels, because I know exactly what we need. LET'S HAVE A KIKI.
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If my health insurance company can't even figure out what doctors I'm supposed to see, how am I supposed to figure it out?
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I am composing a book of poetry about the awful people on that flight. It will be titled "Annoying Flightmates, how I hate you. Let me count the ways." look for it in stores - brick & mortar, and online - soon.
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Scanning the radio driving toward Fargo. One station was a guy saying "people like small government. They like all the things at the root of the Republican party." A second later on another station the country singer was crooning about the empty bottle of Gatorade rolling around on the floorboard. Local flavor!
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Once I laid down in this snow bank and started to fall asleep, the -25 degree cold didn't seem so bad...
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Just got my hair cut and omw home when a handsome older guy smiled and made eyes at me in the muni. STILL GOT IT!
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HELP! Baxter Rex needs a place to stay in the Bay Area while Hank and I are in Fargo this weekend. We would need to drop him off on Wednesday night, and we could pick him up on Monday. The folks who were planning on taking him had a family emergency, so we're in a bit of a bind here.
He's a SUPER good dog -- totally quiet (not a barker at all), not a chewer, needs to go out just two times a day, and spends most of his time maxin' and relaxin'. Any help would be much appreciated!
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OMG, I just accidentally saw THE BIGGEST SPOILER about Downtown Abbey. HOLY CRAP I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT THING THAT HASN'T HAPPENED YET WILL HAPPEN.