Jump to content
  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.

Quotes: Excalibur-Eyyyyyyyy


Recommended Posts

  • 3 weeks later...
Posted
Quote

When hot water is poured over ice, there is a cracking sound as the frozen water yields too quickly to melt uniformly. Hiro was pretty sure his stomach just made a similar sound.

@Hiro Jonesthis is my new favourite metaphor

  • Like 2
  • Haha 2
Posted (edited)

"Tolerable"  That's practically besties by @Addison MacKenzie standards.

 

Quote

...the Betazoid proved a far more tolerable travel companion than several of the other senior staff members on the Excalibur. 

 

Edited by Talos Dakora
  • Haha 3
Posted
Quote

Vitor picked up his utensils, cutting small portions of the leaves and a little of the yellow “mash”. It was… Well it was spicy, but it wasn’t overly spicy. It had a taste like asparagus and orange were married and had a baby and was now being washed in vinegar.

Yum?

  • Thanks 1
  • Haha 1
  • 3 weeks later...
Posted
Quote

Many factors were at play now and any one of them could spell doom for the entire operation.

I feel like Vo'Kor just summed up every mission in Star Trek canon.

  • Like 1
  • Haha 2
Posted
21 hours ago, Kali Nicholotti said:

This can't end well...

Rest assured it does not. 🤣

  • Haha 1
  • Sad 1
Posted (edited)

Not gonna lie, I did a spit take when I got to the clenching. 😂

Quote

MacKenzie: Third time’s the charm, maybe? Computer, lift the container into the air fifteen meters. ::beat, to Dakora:: This one’s gonna hurt…

When the crane stopped at the top, she issued the all-too-familiar command, clenching her buttcheeks as she did so.

MacKenzie: Computer, release the container!

 

Edited by Talos Dakora
  • Like 1
  • Haha 2
Posted
Quote

Before they could bring that plan to fruition, the mood lighting changed from ‘everything’s fine' to ‘we have reason for mild panic’.

 

  • Like 1
  • Haha 1
Posted

This whole exchange was great. 😂
 

Quote

[Genkos] had let out a stream of Betazoid curses on Dwich, Hiro, their mothers, their fathers, and their eventual offspring. As he reached the top, he gave Dwich a sheepish look.

Jones: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

Adea: Yeah, sorry about that.

Hamsan: ::shakes head:: Don’t apologize. That was impressive. My order has a prayer for people like you. I’m going to say it tonight. Probably twice.

 

  • Haha 3
Posted
Quote

Nearby, a cornucopia of syllables spewed forth from Jones like liquid from a stream. Dwich tried to follow along, but he lost the plot after “Conductive.”

Jones: ::aloud, but to himself, eyes glazed in thought:: Conductive and insular materials make no difference. It's a guided system. Seeking energy signatures? No, that would be indiscriminate. This is more specific than that. It's a task list. This isn't a virus or a pathogen at all! Organic material would have at least caused a reaction, an energy-based entity would have been conductive. Genkos' hand would be fried from a bolt that size. This is ... ::looking up and exclaiming:: MECHANICAL!

@Yalu - this is understated comedy gold

  • Thanks 1
  • Haha 1

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...
×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

By using this site, you agree to our Terms of Use.