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  • 2 weeks later...
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Bajor be kind to us, for Big Mac will not.

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no one contacting her with problems, no one needing bailed out of jail.

 

…Yet.

 

 

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  • 2 weeks later...
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48 minutes ago, Kali Nicholotti said:

Is that an official term...?

Doohickey is in the handbook. Don't check that though, take my word

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Yalu: Seriously?  That’s it?

Adea:  You were expecting, perhaps, the Borg?

Yalu:  No, don’t get me wrong, I’m delighted.  After what we’ve all been through, I’m glad to have a nice, dull mission for a change.

Genkos rolled his eyes so hard he almost gave himself a headache.

Adea:  Now you’ve done it...

 

TBC

 

Lieutenant Commander Genkos Adea MD
Acting Captain
USS Resolution
G239502GS0 

and

Lieutenant Commander Yogan Yalu
Acting First Officer
USS Resolution NCC-78145
Justin D238804DS0

ESPECIALLY that last part...

We're in for something...:D 

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When the bartender returned with Wil’s drink, Addison’s eyes opened, drawing his attention.

@Addison MacKenzie: I’ll have an Irish coffee, please.

@Geoffrey Teller:  and I’ll have the Irish but don’t bother with the coffee.  Same sized glass, though.  

Wil chuckled and patted his hands on Teller’s shoulder.

 

@Wil Ukinix: Steady on there, Tiger.  You’ll have a blood alcohol concentration of Warp 9.

Setup.  Punchline.  Bonus.  This comedy trio should reunite more often.

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57 minutes ago, Yalu said:

Setup.  Punchline.  Bonus.  This comedy trio should reunite more often.

Only if they promise not to call my boat a 'bathtub toy' ever again. ::Grumbles.::

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  • 3 weeks later...
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Gnaxac tried not to snort with laughter, and for once succeeded. He liked the doc, but he was very much a lover not a fighter. And rumours had it on the ship that one of the people on this exact vessel had first hand experience of that...

I just...I don't even know what to say here...

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With Dr. Adea in command, Dr. Morgan on the station, and every one of Resolution’s 249 other qualified medical practitioners–Nicholotti, MacKenzie, and Yalu, among them–off the ship, there was little Dwich could do but press into service anyone who walked through the doors capable of holding a tricorder and waving the doohickey back and forth at the same time.

Sure we're a science ship and not a medical ship?

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To be fair, we always seem to really need a doctor.

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16 hours ago, Lt Aine Olive Sherlock said:

To be fair, we always seem to really need a doctor.

I'm surprised we didn't ask for more counsellors aboard after the crew was put in a death loop over the course of several hours 😬

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Where in the officer training manual did it suggest taking a bite out of crime?

The metaphor taken literally.

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Sherlock: Tea, Barry's, hot. Splash of milk.
 
Computer: ::sultry voice:: We do not have that, please make another selection.

 

 

Pfft, they probably only serve Twinings.  ::shakes fist::

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2 hours ago, Yalu said:

 

Pfft, they probably only serve Twinings.  ::shakes fist::

I really like that you left out the context of why the computer's voice is sultry. lol

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Twinings is the sultriest of teas.

5 minutes ago, Lt Aine Olive Sherlock said:

I really like that you left out the context of why the computer's voice is sultry. lol

 

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The ‘never know’ part gnawed at Yogan much as he’d have liked to gnaw at the beautiful, gigantic burger in front of him. 

 

 

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Sherlock: He’s so cute. Maybe he wants to come with me to my next post? If it’s a bigger ship and they have family quarters, we could have one? Sirin: Get a dog, it’s easier to clean up after.

 

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