Funny Things Heard Aboard the Resolution...

[Kali Nicholotti]

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Yalu:  We’ll do the best we can.  ::beat, grins:: Or, like you said, we’ll try again five minutes ago.

 

[Kali Nicholotti]

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Kettleworth:  Ow, my face!  ::beat:: Found it!

 

[Lt Aine Olive Sherlock]

Bajor be kind to us, for Big Mac will not.

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no one contacting her with problems, no one needing bailed out of jail.

 

…Yet.

 

 

[Kali Nicholotti]

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Baylen walked over and took a seat on a biobed, and took off his duty jacket. Genkos smirked; why did officers always do that? A medical check up was completely non-invasive; you could be bundled up for an polar expedition and the doohickey would still be fully functional.

Is that an official term...?

[Genkos Adea]

48 minutes ago, Kali Nicholotti said:

Is that an official term...?

Doohickey is in the handbook. Don't check that though, take my word

[Kali Nicholotti]

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Maybe this mission would be just what everyone needed:  a quiet, uneventful patrol of some dumb sector of space waste.  Some time for everyone to clear their heads, focus on their jobs, and not have to worry about getting killed, or shot, or beaten up, or thrown up on, or erased from history.  Yes, that would be a welcome change from their recent outings.

Yea...right!

[Kali Nicholotti]

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Yalu: Seriously?  That’s it?

Adea:  You were expecting, perhaps, the Borg?

Yalu:  No, don’t get me wrong, I’m delighted.  After what we’ve all been through, I’m glad to have a nice, dull mission for a change.

Genkos rolled his eyes so hard he almost gave himself a headache.

Adea:  Now you’ve done it...

 

TBC

 

Lieutenant Commander Genkos Adea MD
Acting Captain
USS Resolution
G239502GS0 

and

Lieutenant Commander Yogan Yalu
Acting First Officer
USS Resolution NCC-78145
Justin D238804DS0

ESPECIALLY that last part...

We're in for something...:D 

[+ Yalu]

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When the bartender returned with Wil’s drink, Addison’s eyes opened, drawing his attention.

@Addison MacKenzie: I’ll have an Irish coffee, please.

@Geoffrey Teller:  and I’ll have the Irish but don’t bother with the coffee.  Same sized glass, though.  

Wil chuckled and patted his hands on Teller’s shoulder.

 

@Wil Ukinix: Steady on there, Tiger.  You’ll have a blood alcohol concentration of Warp 9.

Setup.  Punchline.  Bonus.  This comedy trio should reunite more often.

[Kali Nicholotti]

57 minutes ago, Yalu said:

Setup.  Punchline.  Bonus.  This comedy trio should reunite more often.

Only if they promise not to call my boat a 'bathtub toy' ever again. ::Grumbles.::

[Kali Nicholotti]

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Silveira: oO This is such a stupid plan… Oo 

::Whistles innocently.::

[Lt Aine Olive Sherlock]

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Gnaxac tried not to snort with laughter, and for once succeeded. He liked the doc, but he was very much a lover not a fighter. And rumours had it on the ship that one of the people on this exact vessel had first hand experience of that...

I just...I don't even know what to say here...

[Kali Nicholotti]

8 hours ago, Lt Aine Olive Sherlock said:

I just...I don't even know what to say here...

I wasn't gonna do it...but...:D 

[Kali Nicholotti]

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With Dr. Adea in command, Dr. Morgan on the station, and every one of Resolution’s 249 other qualified medical practitioners–Nicholotti, MacKenzie, and Yalu, among them–off the ship, there was little Dwich could do but press into service anyone who walked through the doors capable of holding a tricorder and waving the doohickey back and forth at the same time.

Sure we're a science ship and not a medical ship?

[Lt Aine Olive Sherlock]

To be fair, we always seem to really need a doctor.

[Hallia Yellir]

16 hours ago, Lt Aine Olive Sherlock said:

To be fair, we always seem to really need a doctor.

I'm surprised we didn't ask for more counsellors aboard after the crew was put in a death loop over the course of several hours 😬

[Lt Aine Olive Sherlock]

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Where in the officer training manual did it suggest taking a bite out of crime?

The metaphor taken literally.

[+ Yalu]

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Sherlock: Tea, Barry's, hot. Splash of milk.
 

Computer: ::sultry voice:: We do not have that, please make another selection.

 

 

Pfft, they probably only serve Twinings.  ::shakes fist::

[Lt Aine Olive Sherlock]

2 hours ago, Yalu said:

 

Pfft, they probably only serve Twinings.  ::shakes fist::

I really like that you left out the context of why the computer's voice is sultry. lol

[+ Yalu]

Twinings is the sultriest of teas.

5 minutes ago, Lt Aine Olive Sherlock said:

I really like that you left out the context of why the computer's voice is sultry. lol

 

[Kali Nicholotti]

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Sometimes bad ideas were fun. ~ Talos Dakora

This needs a plaque.

[Lt Aine Olive Sherlock]

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The ‘never know’ part gnawed at Yogan much as he’d have liked to gnaw at the beautiful, gigantic burger in front of him. 

 

 

[Kali Nicholotti]

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They ate in silence for a few moments, and the fires of Yogan’s appetite reignited in earnest with the first bite of the best burger he’d had in some time.  It was an explosion of taste, a symphony of seasonings and spices, a Picasso of trans-galactic cheeses, and it immediately turned his mood around.  Other people’s heads might be turned by a witty joke in a crowded bar, or a handsome face smiling from across a room.  Yogan, however, knew with certainty that if and when his “KaliKos” ever came along, he’d be holding a burger.

Yalu ❤️ Cheeseburgers.

[Kali Nicholotti]

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Sherlock: He’s so cute. Maybe he wants to come with me to my next post? If it’s a bigger ship and they have family quarters, we could have one?

Sirin: Get a dog, it’s easier to clean up after.

 

[Lt Aine Olive Sherlock]

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Yogan smiled at his old friend, hoping that either he or Nicholotti would sound the alarm if necessary.  He then turned his attention back to his new friend, Crunchy’s signature transgalactic cheeseburger.  He held up the massive sandwich in his paw-like hands.

Yalu:  Do you think they sell the replicator pattern for this?  ::beat::  Nah, never mind.  What happens on Risa, ought to stay on Risa.

 

Someone found love on Risa.

[+ Yalu]

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For Kali he was setting up a Fillet Mignon, with raisin rice and salted mushrooms. He knew those were the ingredients Commander Cody used back in Ops. Sadly he lost the recipe on the Resolution, and he was quite sure the rice then didn’t have raisins, but he hoped she liked it.

For Commander MacKenzie he was cooking an Hasperat, but with added Risian fruit. Since she had that adventure with an Hasperat stand in Bajor he thought it might be a risk, but a risk he was willing to take.

For Doc Adea he was thinking of a Kolicco fillet, with Risian beans, but tempered in terran olive oil. He was fortunate that the Hotel had a bottle of it, the real thing although it was greek olive oil, and he was going to put it to good use. Not his favorite though, the portuguese one was much better. But his opinion on that was quite biased.

For Commander Yalu, considering his size, and apparent love for hamburgers, he already set apart a good chunk of meat from Earth. He would make two nine inch thick hamburgers, which would “sandwich” a good chunk of the traditional Star Mountain Cheese. Regrettably that had to be replicated, but with Ternna’s help he managed to get the taste almost as good as the original. It would go with a simple salad to give a little healthy complement to the “heart stroke power” of the hamburgers.

For Iljor, and since the kid looked like he needed to gain some weight, he had set up two chicken breasts, marinated in pepper sauce, with the best equivalent of fusilli he could find. With mayo on the side.

He had some trouble with Hallia’s dish. But after thorough research he replicated her a copy of traditional portuguese Cod at Brás, but chemically changed to her species specifications. In truth he only changed the outside look of something she would eat, but it was the thought that counted.

Sir would get an oven cooked Pizza, with ham, chorizo and cherry tomato. Tempered with basil, cottage cheese and lavender.

Talos already requested Oskoid, or Oscoid, but since Vitor wasn’t sure if he meant the sea food or the root, he chose to get them both. Again Ternna helped him, as they had a small supply of those in the Hotel. That was quickly “requisitioned” by her and given to Vitor.

The last one remaining was Sher. He thought of surprising her with a nice steak, in coffee sauce and french fries with small cut carrot slices. Much to his surprise they had a good amount of terran potatoes in the Hotel’s pantry, but the carrots were replicated. 

 

 

I know this thread is "funny things" heard aboard the USS Resolution, and there's a good dollop of humor here for sure, but I really just wanted to give a nod and some applause to @Vitor S. Silveira for coming up with nine (count 'em... neuf) different dishes, each one selected based on the tastes and preferences of its recipient.  I just thought this was great.

Also, I think Sil is trying to kill Yalu.