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The... Bat? A bat on the ship? The crew of the USS Arrow was certainly not failing to cause even more confusion in his brain. What was going to be next, a pet bass? Heinrich's eyes widened in surprise, and he let out a small, awkward noise from his closed lips.

He's adorable and Talia will personally hunt down anyone who says otherwise. 

fruit bat GIF

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From @Randal Shayne:

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Brenner was no fool (it was almost impossible to graduate the Academy as one, though it did still happen from time to time)

Weird. Why are my ears burning?

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Shayne: Well, that complicates matters. 

 

Jacin: The good news is that my Sheliak bingo card is complete. 

And the victor of the inaugural Alpha Isles Bingo Game is...

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Dewitt: Talia would kill me if I'd do that. And I need her to put me back together next time you discharge a phaser on my location, Nolen.

Hobart: ::snaps fingers:: Accidental phaser discharge! Brilliant!

NOT WHAT HE MEANT!!!!! 😤

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Dewitt: ::nodding:: Just had a little run it with Nolen... I sometimes feel like I'm the dad, and he's the seventeen-year-old.

Jacin: : turning her head to look at Connor. We are NOT adopting him!

OMG Please??!?

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But this Kellan didn’t seem like a fighter… he seemed more like a foppish dandy.

Aidy Bryant Snl GIF by Saturday Night Live

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Piweh: Me neither. I don't suppose Tal. . . ::iTalia was what their boss asked to be called, but Piweh tried to keep it professional whilst on duty:: Lieutenant Ohnari' would mind us eating in her office? Should be pretty easy to switch into work mode if need be? We can just keep the door open.

She keeps snacks and the good liquor in the 3rd drawer. 

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Ra: It smells nice. What is it?
 
Piweh: Black Sea Bass Ceviche.

You do fancy food when I leave?!?! Betrayed by own team.....😭

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4 minutes ago, Talia Ohnari said:

You do fancy food when I leave?!?! Betrayed by own team.....😭

Ra didn't show up at the beach party, tbf.

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Hobart: Right, so… we're not moon people. Just to set that record straight. I'm a Relva VIII people. Those are Earth people. And she's Haliia— Halloo— Uh. Well, she's great and also not a Moon People. We're, uh, from much farther out. ::beat:: But we can take a message to them, if you'll just… not murder us for a bit.

This has been diplomacy, 101 with @Nolen Hobart

 

Charlie Sheen Applause GIF

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@Talia Ohnari:

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Leondis: Praise the High Lady and her glistening consorts...you've come to save us?

Excuse Me Wow GIF by Mashable

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Shayne looked down at his universal translator-equipped combadge. Glistening? Was that being translated correctly? 

Yep. Sure did. 

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It occurred to Hobart that the Klingons would have really liked these guys. Maybe Tro’k could go on the next away mission.

You are *so* not helping. 

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From @Talia Ohnari:

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Kellen: Ah yes, the gardens are truly a marvel provided by the blessed bosom of our High Lady. Without her glorious leave to permit the suckling of her bounty, I dare say we would have faded long before now. ::Voren made an exaggerated prostration pose:: May her kindness continue to shine upon us all.

Oh Come On Jim Carrey GIF

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Ens. Ferentis: I Use A Musket For Home Defense...

Bu-but...no thumbs....? 

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Ferentis: Why would this person name their character such a thing? It’d be like christening an ensign Occasionally Incompetent Meat Vessel. 

NEW NPC!!! Called it. Crewman I.M. Vessel. Showing up on a Starship near you.

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Lt Jacin - Bang Goes Diplomacy

Yeah....that needs painted on the side of the ship. 

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He looked around and saw other crumpled bodies in other non-pillowed cages, hanging from the ceiling.

Hobart: ::groggily:: This is officially the second weirdest way I've ever woken up.

...what was the first?!?! 🤔

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1 hour ago, Talia Ohnari said:

...what was the first?!?! 🤔

no comment GIF

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Nolen and Ezra each raised a brow in unison. Nolen felt his cheeks redden—the ones on his face. He had no idea of the state of his others, as he sat half-crumpled in the suspended cage.

Oh c'mon now, and I get in trouble for some glistening consorts?!?

Frustrated Come On GIF by Saturday Night Live

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MSNPC Senna Kor - Kor Uproar Encore

 

Say that five times fast!!!

 

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