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The... Bat? A bat on the ship? The crew of the USS Arrow was certainly not failing to cause even more confusion in his brain. What was going to be next, a pet bass? Heinrich's eyes widened in surprise, and he let out a small, awkward noise from his closed lips.

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He's adorable and Talia will personally hunt down anyone who says otherwise. 

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From @Randal Shayne:

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Brenner was no fool (it was almost impossible to graduate the Academy as one, though it did still happen from time to time)

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Weird. Why are my ears burning?

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Shayne: Well, that complicates matters. 

 

Jacin: The good news is that my Sheliak bingo card is complete. 

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And the victor of the inaugural Alpha Isles Bingo Game is...

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Dewitt: Talia would kill me if I'd do that. And I need her to put me back together next time you discharge a phaser on my location, Nolen.

Hobart: ::snaps fingers:: Accidental phaser discharge! Brilliant!

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NOT WHAT HE MEANT!!!!! 😤

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Dewitt: ::nodding:: Just had a little run it with Nolen... I sometimes feel like I'm the dad, and he's the seventeen-year-old.

Jacin: : turning her head to look at Connor. We are NOT adopting him!

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OMG Please??!?

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Piweh: Me neither. I don't suppose Tal. . . ::iTalia was what their boss asked to be called, but Piweh tried to keep it professional whilst on duty:: Lieutenant Ohnari' would mind us eating in her office? Should be pretty easy to switch into work mode if need be? We can just keep the door open.

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She keeps snacks and the good liquor in the 3rd drawer. 

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Ra: It smells nice. What is it?
 
Piweh: Black Sea Bass Ceviche.
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You do fancy food when I leave?!?! Betrayed by own team.....😭

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  On 2/29/2024 at 10:10 PM, Talia Ohnari said:

You do fancy food when I leave?!?! Betrayed by own team.....😭

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Ra didn't show up at the beach party, tbf.

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Hobart: Right, so… we're not moon people. Just to set that record straight. I'm a Relva VIII people. Those are Earth people. And she's Haliia— Halloo— Uh. Well, she's great and also not a Moon People. We're, uh, from much farther out. ::beat:: But we can take a message to them, if you'll just… not murder us for a bit.

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This has been diplomacy, 101 with @Nolen Hobart

 

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@Talia Ohnari:

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Leondis: Praise the High Lady and her glistening consorts...you've come to save us?

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Shayne looked down at his universal translator-equipped combadge. Glistening? Was that being translated correctly? 

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Yep. Sure did. 

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It occurred to Hobart that the Klingons would have really liked these guys. Maybe Tro’k could go on the next away mission.

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You are *so* not helping. 

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From @Talia Ohnari:

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Kellen: Ah yes, the gardens are truly a marvel provided by the blessed bosom of our High Lady. Without her glorious leave to permit the suckling of her bounty, I dare say we would have faded long before now. ::Voren made an exaggerated prostration pose:: May her kindness continue to shine upon us all.

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Ferentis: Why would this person name their character such a thing? It’d be like christening an ensign Occasionally Incompetent Meat Vessel. 

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NEW NPC!!! Called it. Crewman I.M. Vessel. Showing up on a Starship near you.

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He looked around and saw other crumpled bodies in other non-pillowed cages, hanging from the ceiling.

Hobart: ::groggily:: This is officially the second weirdest way I've ever woken up.

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...what was the first?!?! 🤔

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  On 3/18/2024 at 2:24 PM, Talia Ohnari said:

...what was the first?!?! 🤔

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Nolen and Ezra each raised a brow in unison. Nolen felt his cheeks redden—the ones on his face. He had no idea of the state of his others, as he sat half-crumpled in the suspended cage.

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Oh c'mon now, and I get in trouble for some glistening consorts?!?

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