Lindsay Richards Posted August 1, 2017 Posted August 1, 2017 On 7/30/2017 at 5:32 PM, Trellis Vondaryan said: Someone's a Jim Butcher fan. Shhhhh!!!! Quote
Jo Marshall Posted August 25, 2017 Posted August 25, 2017 Quote Mek'Tul: I am Petty Officer 3rd Class Mek'Tul. Son of Kortok, House of Tenalor. Ranger medic, Klingon Warrior, and slayer of virtue. ::There was a short pause, Mek'Tul considered it only befitting.:: Petty Officer 3rd Class Mek'Tul Simmed by Ensign Sera zh' Aella 2 A moment of silence, please, for the glory of Mek'tul. 3 1 Quote
Jo Marshall Posted September 2, 2017 Posted September 2, 2017 Quote zh’Aella: o0 Only two sexes but a multitude of spoons. OoEnsign Sera zh' AellaEngineering OfficerUSS GorkonV239107TZ0 Don't tell her about the knives! 2 Quote
+ Sera zh' Aella Posted September 28, 2017 Posted September 28, 2017 Quote ...the Gorkon, and those inside her, had been knocked around worse than Klingons at a bachelor party. Ensign Elias Burke Sounds like a fun time 1 Quote
Jo Marshall Posted October 17, 2017 Posted October 17, 2017 Quote ::Moments later there was a second, bigger squelch and Tasha felt herself be propelled out of the creature and across the room. She crashed into the wall and tumbled to the ground. She rolled onto her side and vomited, expelling a large quantity of golden fluid which slid across the ground and was absorbed by the creature that had held her.:: Ensign Tasha MacFarlane Nothing like a good old space-regeneration inside a liquified space-being that reabsorbs space-vomit. 1 Quote
+ Nohx Posted October 20, 2017 Posted October 20, 2017 Quote ::Ayiana stood back and watched. If Nohx messed this up, or turned the Admiral into a vegetable, his career would be over before it began.:: 3 1 Quote
+ Sera zh' Aella Posted October 26, 2017 Posted October 26, 2017 Quote ::However, Eerie wasn't the shy 600 pound Ensign that had first stepped on the USS Aurora those almost 7 years ago.:: Lt. Commander Eerie The Commander has since been on a diet and now he weighs a svelte 590lbs 2 Quote
Elias Burke Posted October 31, 2017 Posted October 31, 2017 Vess: Look like one of my exes…::It was like some kind of starfish from hell. It was huge,:: 2 1 Quote
+ Nohx Posted November 2, 2017 Posted November 2, 2017 Quote MacFarlane: Computer, turn the lights on, we need to talk about your lasagne. It is not good enough… I actually want to see this conversation. 1 Quote
Piravao sh'Qynallahr Posted November 2, 2017 Posted November 2, 2017 2 hours ago, Nohx said: I actually want to see this conversation. I'm sure I can whip something up. Quote
+ Trellis Vondaryan Posted November 2, 2017 Posted November 2, 2017 Quote Sacramental Scotch. What sort of sacrament does one say to that? 1 Quote
Quinn Reynolds Posted November 2, 2017 Posted November 2, 2017 "Gie him strong drink until he wink,That's sinking in despair;An' liquor guid to fire his bluid,That's prest wi' grief and care:There let him bouse, an' deep carouse,Wi' bumpers flowing o'er,Till he forgets his loves or debts,An' minds his griefs no more." 3 Quote
Elias Burke Posted November 3, 2017 Posted November 3, 2017 Quote The pulsar normally emits more than enough tetryons to satisfy the lifeforms, and solanogen has been “leaking” into n-space for millions of years. A starship passing through is simply like a dessert for the Starfish - a lot of power in a compact form. This isn't necessarily funny on its face, but when I consider the fact that Ayiana could have said something like "high-protein energy bar" or "calorie dense meal" instead of "dessert" it makes me laugh because I picture the starfish as some huge, fat guy chasing flying honeybuns with twinkies for nacelles around the nebula, lol. 1 2 Quote
Piravao sh'Qynallahr Posted November 4, 2017 Posted November 4, 2017 Ally: Da, where’s Harley’s weenie?::Alucard’s spoon clattered across the table. I too spat my spoon across the table. I was not expecting to see that age old question in a sim involving Ice Cream. 3 Quote
Ayiana Sevo Posted November 6, 2017 Posted November 6, 2017 Quote Stoyer: Hey you’re a girl! Thanks. Its kind of hard to miss... 1 Quote
Ayiana Sevo Posted November 6, 2017 Posted November 6, 2017 On 11/3/2017 at 8:45 AM, Elias Burke said: This isn't necessarily funny on its face, but when I consider the fact that Ayiana could have said something like "high-protein energy bar" or "calorie dense meal" instead of "dessert" it makes me laugh because I picture the starfish as some huge, fat guy chasing flying honeybuns with twinkies for nacelles around the nebula, lol. Don't make me photoshop that. 1 1 Quote
Elias Burke Posted November 7, 2017 Posted November 7, 2017 4 hours ago, Ayiana said: Don't make me photoshop that Lol 😂 I dare you Quote
+ Sera zh' Aella Posted December 18, 2017 Posted December 18, 2017 Quote ::Tales of Vess were bandied about on the ship through the junior crew, but one could never tell whether they were true or not. One audacious rumour Jo had delighted in spreading was that Vess didn’t get assimilated by the Borg, he assimilated them.:: Lieutenant (JG) Jocelyn Marshall Alucard Vess Facts 1 Quote
Elias Burke Posted January 9, 2018 Posted January 9, 2018 ::Katie was just a little transfixed by the sun glinting off the Caitian’s fur.:: Vayne: oO Soft kitty, warm ki… No, you’re a Starfleet officer! Oo OMG! That’s racist! . . . right? Quote
Vylaa Posted January 10, 2018 Posted January 10, 2018 (edited) Huh, don'tknow why I wrote "sun" since they were on the Bridge. It was supposed to be just "lights" Edited January 10, 2018 by Alucard Vess Quote
Piravao sh'Qynallahr Posted January 12, 2018 Posted January 12, 2018 On 1/10/2018 at 4:54 AM, Elias Burke said: ::Katie was just a little transfixed by the sun glinting off the Caitian’s fur.:: Vayne: oO Soft kitty, warm ki… No, you’re a Starfleet officer! Oo OMG! That’s racist! . . . right? I think that it is in some odd way racist, yes. Although still very amusing. Quote
Vylaa Posted January 12, 2018 Posted January 12, 2018 (edited) How is a nursery rhyme about a cat racist? Edited January 12, 2018 by Alucard Vess Quote
Ayiana Sevo Posted January 26, 2018 Posted January 26, 2018 (edited) Quote Reynolds: I'm an admiral. You'd have to be someone actually important for me to have heard of you. BUUUUUUUUUUUUURN!!! Edited January 26, 2018 by Ayiana 2 1 Quote
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