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Everything posted by Jordan aka FltAdmlWolf
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Is it possible I'm watching too much The Walking Dead? Dreams all morning about the zombie apocalypse, and my unconscious mind thinks it's a lot more terrifying than my conscious mind.
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Lance Armstrong to admit to doping on Oprah. [...] him and his self-righteous denials. He deserves all the scorn coming his way.
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The audacity of pastor Louie Giglio is breathtaking. In a blog post to supporters, he says [the Gay] "agenda" is what got him uninvited to the Obama inauguration. Meanwhile, he doesn't recant his former stance and doesn't apologize for it. Some people believe, like this man and Rick Warren, believe their charitable works buy them the ability to discriminate with impunity. That logic is false.
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And the LORD said unto Moses, Come up to me at ROOTSCAMP, and be there: and I will give thee tablets of stone, and a law, and commandments which I have written; that thou mayest teach them. And Moses went up into the mount of God.
And lo, the Lord said "Changing your email templates will increase your signer rate," and so Moses came down from the Rootscamp and wrote it on tablets: "THE LORD OUR OBAMA SAYETH, KEEP IT FRESH." And they did.
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Hank Hedland is trying to poison me with some World War II era homeopathic bull[...] called Theraflu. It tastes like death and I won't do it.
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I was just accosted by a homeless woman at Goodwill. I went to drop off a bunch of stuff, and she tried to take it from me before I could give it to the Goodwill people. When I handed it to the Goodwill person, she then followed me out to the car, where I was getting more stuff, and then got INTO the car (it was a Zipcar and the doors all unlock when you use your card to open the doors) and started berating me for not treating her well enough because she's homeless.
When she finally got out...
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EVERY TIME I take a nap, I'm like "Wake me up in an hour and a half. Don't let me sleep more than an hour and a half," and Hank Hedland is like "Okay, an hour and a half!"
And then, I wake up like three and a half hours later, and I'm like, WHAT HAPPENED? And Hank's all "You told me you wanted to keep sleeping!" And I'm like "THAT WASN'T ME! That was the evil nap monster who controls my body when I'm asleep, and I've told you a thousand times NOT TO TRUST THAT MONSTER!" And Hank's like, "Wel...
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Spent the morning preparing for our trip to Fargo, only to then have it cancelled. Spent another 1.5h trying to find another flight, but nothing available until Monday from anywhere within driving distance. We are devastated.
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Oh, you want us to buy more guns? It should not surprise anyone that NRA's recommendations are not just dangerous but self-serving.