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I just want to point out that I had nothing to do with @Quentin Beck and the red dress

 

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Monata: That's okay, we have an account open for Starfleet. It amazes me how many Federation types don't know how to dress themselves :: begins to guide Beck into the store :: Did you know that we once tailored a suit for Ambassador Spock and what's that guy's name again … Kurik. They were a cute couple.

The best Quentin could do was sort of… waddle along with her towards the door, as he was still clutching the fabric over his lower half, though he finally seemed to get a better idea and paused just long enough to turn what was left of it and wrap it around his waist. It resembled something closer to a loin-cloth at that point, though the fabric was still wasting away.

Was he going to kill Is'Kah?

Yes, yes he was.

Beck: Spock and… Kurik?

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Here i'm late but @Sovek making me laugh because I can 100% picture the pug doing this XD

 

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Falor, the pug, who was more interested in staring at the floor, looked up at Sovek and twisted his head in confusion before sneezing loudly and going back to staring at the floor.

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I feel @Karrod Niacpain in my bones. Also, of course, there is fire

 

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The last few days in orbit of Ferenginar had been relatively quiet on the ship which meant Karrod had once again been cornered by his perennial foe, paddwork.  There were thousands of tasks big and small that starships needed to function on a daily basis, and each of those generated a status, which in turn were compiled into larger and larger reports, gaining supplements and amendments and bureaucratic momentum with each successive step through the ships computer systems until at last it was summarized and condensed and reformatted and color coded before somehow ending up in his message queue.  There it sat with its many unacknowledged siblings, all vying for his attention with various degrees of urgency from 'routine emergency' to 'actual emergency' to 'this report was automatically generated because I am on fire.'  

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I think @VLen Kel needs to get out more.

 

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V'Len hadn't been to a good party since he'd left the Oumuamua.  He'd never been to one where clothing was optional.  Apparently he'd just stumbled into one given Dr. Beck's current state of dress or lack thereof.  

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This is the last time Is'Kah invites @TAma anywhere.

 

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Is’Kah: ::She spoke in a Vulcan monotone.:: It would be logical to avoid the Ronin. That would be one of the first places the hunters would look.

oO That’s probably the most logical thing Is’Kah has said all night. Oo T’Ama thought.

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@Marty Tuckermaking me losing it with this description from Rork 😆

 

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As they approached the door, a doorman stepped forward, a Ferengi (of course) dressed in some tactical gear or more high Frenengi fashion. What they did was make the doorman look like a potato with legs

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@Quentin Beckand they move ODDLY 😆

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Quentin was just approaching REM when the holographic fog began to settle, casting an eerie pall over the room with the little overhead running lights. If he'd been awake, he would have really loved it, appreciated the artistry that went into it because it was really very convincing. He would have appreciated the spiders a lot less, not because they weren't convincing but because he freaking hated spiders even if the majority of them were mostly harmless.

They had so many eyes. And legs.

 

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@VLen Kel this feud with Rox just makes me laugh so hard every time it comes up now

 

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Niac:  Ensign Beck, don’t go anywhere.  Although the Ensign here only recently joined the Ronin, he has already demonstrated a level of commitment to this ship and crew that I consider exemplary.  He demonstrated that commitment on the surface when he, without hesitation or thought of harm to himself, used his body to shield Acting Ensign Rox Queen from weapons fire in the middle of a chaotic situation.  For this action, you have earned yourself the Good Conduct Ribbon and my personal thanks.  Congratulations Ensign Beck.  

Rox sat up immediately and her hand came crashing down on the table in a tight fist. Plates and glasses clinked loudly after the thud of Rox's fist faded.  Vomek turned around to throw her an irritated expression and others looked at her with confusion.

Rox: ::whispering:: Sorry.

Raga: Well deserved, doc.

Son of a space whale!  Beck was getting an award for shoving her face in the dirt.  A fusillade of angry words rolled through her head.  Rox wondered how possible it was to turn the man into a newt.  Perhaps temporarily until he got better.

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@VLen Kel more Rox hilarity

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Rox was becoming concerned that k'Oar might be inebriated, but before she could speak Beck turned up.  He must have some kind of second sense for new single women in the area.  

Beck: 'Wang chung' means whatever you want it to mean, man. If you wanna get technical, though, I think it's also the name for the first note in the Chinese musical scale from Earth.

oO ::sarcastically:: Oh yay, it's Quentin Beck.  Oo

Rox: ::slightly mocking::  That's impressive knowledge, and here's me thinking your only talent was the birthday suit sprint.

Barberra: ::Offering hand:: I’m Crewman Annamae Barberra, Science and tight rope walking Specialist. On temporary transfer to the Ronin.

Beck: I didn't know they had a focus on that with the Science major at the Academy. Well, you live, you learn. Ensign Quentin Beck, Medical officer, neurospecialist, and recent survivor of a Ferengi commando team

Rox:  ::loud eyeroll:: Ok Lothario.  Why don't we give the new girl a week to settle in before you start "working your magic".  ::turning to Barberra::  Roxanne Queen, but Rox is good.  

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It was better than constantly over-hearing gossiping crewmates who appeared to know more about what happened between them, with much more dramatic details than she recalled ever happened. Starfleet was indeed full of gossiping sweety wives. 

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@LuxaLorana

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Without further ado, Alieth turned and strode off the bridge with a determined stride. And so went, at least temporarily, the mini "Tal Shiar" who kept an inquisitive eye on the romulan.

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I'm finally doing a more thorough re-read of the starting sims of this new mission and this line from @Toryn Raga about the stress he's feeling as the current acting captain is truly just a great narrative description.

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His posture was rigid, more so than usual for him as if he could feel the extra weight Karrod forgot to pack before he left the ship. He had enough of his own baggage without having hand-me-downs. 

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@Ian OConnor with a really demented version of duck duck goose

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k’Oar-€l: :: Stands and circles the table pointing as he does:: Beck… Beck… Beck… Beck…. Nurse. ::sits back quickly into an empty seat::

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What is a Vulcan/Trill hybrid? @Toryn Raga speculates. I am leaning to Vill as it's simple. 

 

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Toryn watched the Caitian and Vill? Trulcan? Vulcanoid, as they left the bridge, then settled back in his seat to observe the sensor readings of the away teams. 

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You know, @Ian OConnor I think @Alieth would disagree that the Rhine is a tax hole

 

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Poagie: The Rhine? What in the tax hole is that doing here?

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Quentin's head had banged rather firmly against the bulkhead, knocking him senseless, and he saw little birdies fluttering around his head for just a moment before Breeze's voice brought him back down to Earth… err, the Ronin.

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@LuxaLorana sounds a TAD less mad? 👀

 

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Luxa raised her eyebrows at the ensign. Quentin was many things but he was no hazard. Well, mostly. 

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  On 5/2/2024 at 9:14 PM, Quentin Beck said:

I was also thinking this lol

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this is even better!

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@VLen Kel's Rox serving sass as she usually does even if it's raining hell around her
 

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Rox: ::sarcastically:: Why? It's so relaxing here. ::seriously::  I can't make the tricorder go any faster!

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I cannot have enough of @VLen Kel's Rox & @Wil Ukinix's Barberra together

 

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When the window shattered, Rox had expected to be violently expelled into space. Instead she felt herself pulled out rather gently.  Soon she was adrift with the freighter below her and the stars all around her.  It was calm and quiet, and really rather relaxing. Rox laced her fingers behind her head and rested her helmet in the palms.  She wondered what all the different stars were.  Was one of them Turkana IV?  She hoped not.   The silence was broken by Annamae

 

Barberra: Guess what I had for breakfast? Because you’re going to be able to see it soon.

 

Rox: ::chuckling::  I’m gonna go with eggs and bacon.

 

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