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    Funny things heard on the USS Gorkon

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    Wrists aching, head even more so, and a blinding blue light threatening to burn off her retinas altogether, Jo Marshall could happily say she was not doing great. Everything hurt in a way she hadn't experienced for a while since a rough beating on a pirate moon, though she couldn't feel herself bleeding, which was a good starter for ten. She could live with no bleeding. Keep all the blood on the inside, where it was supposed to be.

    This is my formal apology for chuckling at @Jo Marshall's misery. The accompanying gin will be on your desk in the morning. 

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    Ferrucci: Lieutenant, can I see how you isolate a portion of the computer? At the academy, they glossed over this part. Or maybe I didn’t understand how to do it...And it was a lot of time ago.

    Samira smiled at the eagerness of the ensign. It told her something about him and his curiosity. A trait that she sometimes lacked with the cadets in the academy classes.

    Neathler: A long time ago? You only graduated a while back.

    zh’Tisav: Response

    What were they in Ferrucci’s eyes? Old fossils ready to retire?

    @Alessandro Ferrucci @Samira Neathler 😆 practically ancient!

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    don't know how to copy paste, apparently

    I am thoroughly enjoying Doz, James, and Jo's interactions. Every single sim delights me. 😄

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    Bursting into existence with the suddenness of a supernova, James looked like all the eagerness had condensed into a rocket-fuelled portion, and Jo chuckled, glancing over at Doz who looked as if her heart had attempted a daring escape.

    Bowers: Alright, now that we are out of imminent danger, where are we landing?

    Jo blew a sigh, combined with a good-natured grin.

    Marshall: On the planet, I'm hoping.

    Bowers: Your wish is my command sir. ::he smirks at Marshall and Finch::

     

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    Hak, committing an act becoming of a fresh Ensign, allowed a short set of whispered Bajoran expletives—typically a combination of pahna and words that originate from such a place—to be picked up before he spoke
     
    Corum: =/\=...::a muffled series of Bajoran rude words::...I'm just glad our shielding held up. There's not enough Hyronalyn in the quadrant to treat the sort of exposure that thing generates! =/\=
     
    Marshall: =/\= Brushing up on your Bajoran for the next leg? Intel says they speak the language but it might be a dialect they're not familiar with. Universal translators may need a sample or two before it picks it up properly. =/\=
     
    The Bajoran doctor's face wrinkled, his expression pulling inwards like a pin had been pushed against his forehead—chastising his frontal lobe's careless attempt at free will.
     

    Remember folks, it's still PG-13 if you only cuss in Bajoran! @Corum_Hak @Jo Marshall

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    It's not often a dialogue with five speakers flows so perfectly, but this whole exchange is *chef's kiss.* @Jo Marshall @Quinn Reynolds @Genkos Adea @Torvi Ylvor @Ayiana Sevo

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    Marshall: =/\= Your plotted landing site should be well away from the camp. Still, try not to trip any alarms or landmines if you can help it. That's some PADDwork stack I don't want. =/\=


    Reynolds:  =/\= Don’t much fancy filling out the Lost Admiral form? ::She chuckled.:: Honestly, I’m more concerned about encountering whatever’s caused so many ships to crash there. We’ll be careful.=/\=


    Gnaxac: =/\= V-v-very careful =/\=


    Ylvor: =/\= It's only a form? =/\= ::Torvi said mainly to herself::


    Sevo: =/\= It’s just that it’s really hard to break in a new Admiral, and we rather like the one we have. =/\=

     

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    Howdy Gorkonites! 

    Iiiiiit's mission time! (Imagine I said that like it's a Power Rangers voiceover, it's cooler that way.) 
     
    But first, before any of you hooligans get around to violating the Prime Directive, we have a Quote of the Month badge to award. 
     
    If you're new here, hi! Let me explain: every month I'll compile all the sim quotes that made me giggle, pick one for each player, and send out a poll for the ship to choose a Quote of the Month. Everyone is welcome to submit quotes for the poll (you know where to find me!), everyone gets to vote, and every month there's a winner's badge and bragging rights for our champion wordsmith. 
     
    For July, our winner is the fashion-forward Trill herself, @Torvi Ylvor!
     
    (Ylvor) She could see it now 'On Today's Edition of the Fleet's worst Ensign... All the way from Alkenzi Minor.. please welcome Torvi Ylvor!' She winced.
     
    240007 GORKON QOTM Ylvor.png
     
    Some light reading for your trip through the wormhole. Pick up a copy on DS9 for only two slips of gold-pressed latinum! Congratulations, Torvi! I'm sure this is exactly how you wanted to make headlines.

    Cheers, y'all!

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    @Doz Finch @Torvi Ylvor I love these two so much. 

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    Avoi: Now this! ::She exclaimed, pulling out a purple mesh skirt:: We can do a lot with. ::She approached Torvi and held it against her hip region:: Pair it with a jacket and a pair of faux leather boots and wallah! Sheer perfection.

    Ylvor: Literally sheer Max, what am I to wear under it? ::Torvi face was surprised:: 

     

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    @Jo Marshall @Corum_Hak I'm endlessly impressed that y'all have made leeches funny. 

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    Corum: I have an idea. Taking your plan a step further, really. ::to Jackson:: We're going to make the leech think you're dead ::clenching his hand, one finger pointing successfully to the roof::

    Jackson: Think I'm dead?!

    C. Sienelis: Only a bit dead. You'll get better.

     

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    @Corum_Hak @Quinn Reynolds @Samira Neathler 😆

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    Corum: Ensign Corum Hak reporting for assignment to the USS Gorkon, permission to come aboard, sir.

    Reynolds: Welcome aboard, Ensign. ::She lifted up a solid carry case and pressed it into his arms with a grin.:: Here, carry this. We’re going next door.

    At this point anymore curve balls would convince the Ensign he had never truly made it to the Gorkon and instead, the transporter had in fact sent him to the Prophets. Being handed the case, heavy in his arms, he looked sheepishly to the Commander that had brought him here.

    Neathler: You’ve got this Ensign.

    Corum: ::nodding and attempting a confident tone:: Yes...well...

     

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