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When it comes to Obama, the best predictor of future behavior is past performance.
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Why am I always recovering from a dentist visit? I've had dental issues since I was a kid, starting with a mouth that's too small for all these huge teeth, which squeezes them all together and makes them way more difficult to clean. But also, I have terrible allergies and am a mouth breather when I sleep. Teeth need saliva to break down bacteria, and as a mouth breather, my teeth don't get much of that at night. And for the bonus: I can't use mouthwash because it causes mouth ulcers (not cold...
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Nothing like a mint chocolate shake and some vicodin to make me feel better after painful dental work.
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I dreamed that, after the apocalypse, a woman tried to sic her tiger on me, and I scared it away by waving my plastic fork and screaming "I will eat you!"
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Slowly, I am learning that if writing a Facebook comment takes me more than 30 seconds of editing to get it right and avoid an inevitable argument, I should just not post the comment at all.
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"It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown!" and now fall has officially arrived.
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Everything is moved in. Kinda. Neither sofa nor bookshelf would fit up staircase. So...