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Why am I always recovering from a dentist visit? I've had dental issues since I was a kid, starting with a mouth that's too small for all these huge teeth, which squeezes them all together and makes them way more difficult to clean. But also, I have terrible allergies and am a mouth breather when I sleep. Teeth need saliva to break down bacteria, and as a mouth breather, my teeth don't get much of that at night. And for the bonus: I can't use mouthwash because it causes mouth ulcers (not cold...
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Nothing like a mint chocolate shake and some vicodin to make me feel better after painful dental work.
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I dreamed that, after the apocalypse, a woman tried to sic her tiger on me, and I scared it away by waving my plastic fork and screaming "I will eat you!"
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Slowly, I am learning that if writing a Facebook comment takes me more than 30 seconds of editing to get it right and avoid an inevitable argument, I should just not post the comment at all.
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"It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown!" and now fall has officially arrived.
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Everything is moved in. Kinda. Neither sofa nor bookshelf would fit up staircase. So...
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We're getting breakfast. Two guys sitting next to us at diner - one white, one Latino. The white guy says to the other "I LOVE French toast. Did your mom make Hispanic French toast? You just add peppers to it!" 😒😯😕🙈🙉🙊💩
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It looks like Hank Hedland and I are homeless for the next 10 days while we wait for our new apartment to be renovated. Does anyone in the Bay Area have any thoughts on affordable housing until October 1st?
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Well that's just freaky as hell: Woke up at 5:45 this morning to find the drawer of my bedside table open, and some of the contents were sitting on top of my cell and tablet, which were charging there. I almost never go into that drawer and am certainly not the type of person that would leave things sitting there.
Woke up Hank Hedland and he says it wasn't him. Nothing else missing.
freaked out and now cannot go back to sleep.