Nolen Hobart

Rude, but accurate.

::quietly hides the stray isolinear chips::

Mazel tov, all, and welcome to the fleet!

The most absolutely brutal mic drop I've ever seen in a sim. Farewell, Zenno, we hardly knew ye.

From @Talia Ohnari This is one of those ideas that becomes more ominous in linear relation to the amount of enthusiasm with which it is said.

Congratulations, Ensigns!

Wow! A huge class! Welcome all, and well done to our trainers!

A PNPC dunking on its PC? Love to see it, @Zenno

Hi everybody, let's talk podcasts! Around the time that I joined SB118, I also started listening to Star Trek podcasts! In fact, it was one podcast in particular, "The Greatest Generation," that inspired me to join SB118. So grateful was I to the show and to this community, that I submitted a thank you note attached to an advertisement for Starbase118.net a few months ago, and they read it on air! It actually resulted in a few applications to our academy! Do you listen to podcasts? Any Trek shows you really enjoy? Talk about them here! Do you have fond memories of this community's podcast? Share away! On my preferred shows, The Greatest Trek and The Greatest Generation, the hosts review every episode of Star Trek one by one, and stuff it full of very crude humor. Only the best Star Trek-themed fart jokes for my tender ears! But that's not for everybody. What's your poison?

Sorry, @Randal Shayne, I've found a new Captain.

Every now and then, it's good to reassert the chain of command. Some happen to be more blunt about it, is all.

From @Talia Ohnari Sir David Attenborough voice: "And here, in the bowels of a starship on the edge of civilized space, we chance to witness a rare and miraculous transformation. Watch as a fledgling one-off NPC transforms into a full-grown PNPC!"

From @Zenno: Narrator: It was not the data they'd been looking for.

Congratulations, and welcome to the fleet!

A bit late with this one, but @Kali Nicholotti is out there setting us up for a fond farewell of a mission in her signature expert style.

As the USS Khitomer has just been announced, come here for selected excerpts that entertain, endear, or enliven us!

::taking notes:: Cat videos, there's an idea!

It just makes them worse!

I feel like if you make the Captain cry, you automatically go to Appreciations. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.