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Pickings from the Khitty Litter - USS Khitomer


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Dewitt: ::to Senak:: The transporter rooms usually have an emergency engineering kit for away missions. That should be sufficient. ::pause while thinking:: Oh and whatever Commander Hobart suggests as a solution for an engineering problem, you have to disagree at least once for him to make his point. ::thin smile::

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Rodan: I've almost been eaten by wild Gorn... I've seen fungus people born on The Midnight Planet... and I've flown that ship ::He pointed to the Arrow on the viewscreen.:: literally to the edge of our galaxy and back. And I did it all with this crew. ::Beat.:: Gods, it's good to be back!

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From @Talia Ohnari

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Let's override some safety protocols! 

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This is one of those ideas that becomes more ominous in linear relation to the amount of enthusiasm with which it is said.

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Zenno: ::To Zerva:: Space Mom is here. She’ll fix you up.

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If anyone answers that tag before I get a chance to I will *physically* fight you. 

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  On 6/15/2024 at 12:13 AM, Talia Ohnari said:

If anyone answers that tag before I get a chance to I will *physically* fight you. 

 

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I giggled and snorted when I wrote that line, knowing how it would land for you. I gig-snorted. 🤷‍♂️😆

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MacKenna: If physics wants to be a jerk, let's put her to work. Give the rock enough inertia to finish the trip, and abort before we cannot save ourselves.

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Stupid jerky physics. 

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Zerva: ::groaning in pain:: Mother?

She opened her mouth to answer, but didn't get the chance.

Zenno: ::To Zerva:: Space Mom is here. She’ll fix you up.

Her eyes widened, then narrowed, and glared fire at Lieutenant Zenno

Ohnari: ::hissing:: Seriously Zenno?? Space mom???

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The exhale of relief was deep, she'd get Zerva to a functioning Sickbay after all, a thought crashed through her brain, glancing up she smirked evilly at Zenno. 

Ohnari ::grinning:: Instead of getting back at you for that, I'll just tell your girlfriend you ate ice cream. 

The frisson of pure anxiety she detected would be payback enough as the telltale sensation of transport overtook her. Her last mental image of the Arrow would be a smoking, burning bridge, with a seriously nervous Bolian. Certainly a top contender for strangest day in Starfleet. 

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The most absolutely brutal mic drop I've ever seen in a sim. Farewell, Zenno, we hardly knew ye.

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PS – No shore leave. Someone stole something. At first it was Lemon Squares then something even bigger. Will be out of touch for a while. But I’m still thinking of you!

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It's all a conspiracy; the lemon squares were just the beginning. 

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The Khitomer grunted like a middle-aged dad trying to take all the groceries in one trip as the beam was disconnected. The whole bridge smelled of overtaxed mechanical exhaustion, and a thin film of smoke had started to swirl before the viewscreen, eliciting a strangled cough from the captain. But there, on the course set for it, and flanked by a slicing array of phaser blasts, the asteroid careened into open space, and began to wobble slowly from the last unshielded impacts. 

They were through. 

And then the Science stations exploded. 

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The things Space Daddy @Randal Shayne has to tolerate....

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Puja: I have seen far too many new Ensigns get themselves into serious trouble for thinking they know it all. You are good but you are not a hot shirt yet.

Kellan Michaels: A hot shirt?

Michaels: He means a slightly different word, Dad.

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Immaculate. 

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Brom: Leave the jokes to the security staff! ::Despite himself, he looked down at his appearance and let out a huge burst of laughter.:: Well, I've certainly looked better, but never smelt fresher! ::Beat.:: Ah, I love working in engineering.

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From the PNPC of @Maz Rodan, Thaon Brom. Hilarious!

Also, I wish to note that it is official Security Staff policy, from your friendly Security Chief: no joking. 😉

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Hobart: Oh! And if she is going back, make sure she brings Armand. She’ll know what it means. Go now. ::nodding, looking to Michaels and Kay:: How’s that kill switch? Sooner’s better than later.

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Ras looked down slightly at the disheveled Haliian who was now his commanding officer. The look on her face made him feel as if he was an angel.

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Not wrong. He was like .4 seconds away from getting hugged. 

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 Capt. Shayne: Warning- Detecting Leviathan Class Lifeforms In The Region. Are You Certain Whatever You're Doing Is Worth It?

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You're asking this NOW?!?!?!?

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Shayne: =/\= Shayne to senior staff; we could use a hand up here. If you’re well enough to serve, get to the bridge. Captain out.  =/\=

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Perplexed that they had done all that work to retrieve a personified prosthetic limb, Ras chuckled anyways. The Chief Medical Officer was far more eccentric than he had been anticipating on his trip here. To him, she gave the impression of being a mad scientist who would probably put unicorn stickers on her personal Frankenstein, given the chance. 

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I would too!!! Sparkly ones! 

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