Sal Taybrim Posted October 6, 2017 Posted October 6, 2017 Quote Chris: ::noticing:: Naw, Crewman Boring doesn’t need to find all the girls. Just one girl.. Mrs. Boring and then you’ll have your own little bundles of jo...boring. It’ll be absolutely underwhelming and absolutely normal. Expand This is a life we all aspire to, K'Mal. 1
Sal Taybrim Posted October 6, 2017 Posted October 6, 2017 Quote Elliana: ::through gasps:: I can't help it! ::another shriek.:: It is my programming! ::she explained through the hysterical outbursts.:: Eeeeeeek! Expand "But I was programmed to do it!" 1 1
Sal Taybrim Posted October 12, 2017 Posted October 12, 2017 Quote Tatash: To be fair, keeping this ridiculous mushroom running properly is a challenge that even I wouldn't want on plate. Expand Hey now, you be nice to Sal's lady love... she's not a mushroom, she's just... voluptuous! 1
Sal Taybrim Posted October 12, 2017 Posted October 12, 2017 Quote Fubar: =^= And you think I don’t have anything better to do, we just got an emergency beam in, what happened there? Did the targs [...]ed on anything else this time? =^= Silveira: =^= No, the only ones [...]ing to the air are the tellarites. Expand Touche! 1
Aitas Posted October 12, 2017 Posted October 12, 2017 Quote Dal: =/\= He's scared, I'll transport with him. =/\= ::He looked towards Mase. For such a stick in the mud, straight laced marine, he had a definite soft spot for children:: Hold my hand and we will go together. Expand Awwww. 1
Sal Taybrim Posted October 16, 2017 Posted October 16, 2017 Quote Mrs. Anders: Anything for you, my love. ::winks at him suggestively, before she turns to Trel'lis, snootily:: Have a problem with that? Trel'lis: oO Yes I do, Ms ‘Nympho’! Oo Expand I'd say this was mean... but it was also well deserved ! 3
+ Baylen Anders Posted October 17, 2017 Posted October 17, 2017 (edited) Whittaker: =^= Sal... I'll be right back, I'm about to become a murder suspect. =^= Edited October 17, 2017 by Lt. Cmdr Baylen Anders 2 2
+ Baylen Anders Posted October 17, 2017 Posted October 17, 2017 Taybrim: Alia, why are we headed to a closet?
+ Baylen Anders Posted October 17, 2017 Posted October 17, 2017 Aitas: I'll admit, I was hoping for an evening where the worst I had to worry about was finding a dress that didn't make me look pregnant. 1
Noemi Lim Posted October 18, 2017 Posted October 18, 2017 Quote Janul: It would appear, Commander, that our murder experts have no stomach for their chosen subject. Expand It's cause the reality is messier than the fantasy. Words don't smell or stain after all. 4
Sal Taybrim Posted October 21, 2017 Posted October 21, 2017 Quote It just didn't like to be cooped up, unable to wreck havoc. And now - now it was free! Dobby free. And it wouldn't be catch so easily. Expand And I totally read that in Dobby's voice. Socks for all! 3
Rustyy_Hael Posted October 23, 2017 Posted October 23, 2017 Quote Ca’lin: I resent that! Janul: And I do not care. Expand Janul, you are me while at work... hah! Enjoyed this bit 2
Aitas Posted November 4, 2017 Posted November 4, 2017 Quote :: And with that Ishani turned and exited the room to track down her fellow senior officers and/or a rampaging tentacle monster. Whichever turned up first, :: Expand Tentacle monsters? Never. 2
Aitas Posted November 10, 2017 Posted November 10, 2017 Quote Jos: No, she's not... how do you say it? Out of the lumber yet? Expand The universal translator can't handle everything.
Aitas Posted December 4, 2017 Posted December 4, 2017 Quote Masha was done up to the T’s while still seeming toned down. Though anything she did stuck out among the Klingons. Their colors being anything that’s dark or blood colored. The smells in the air would stain any clothes, and smelling like BO and grease was not in the cards for one Miss Masha. Smelling like Gazkra might be a different story though… She snorted, one of those cutesy snorts, covering her face slightly as she did.:: Expand 1
Sal Taybrim Posted December 6, 2017 Posted December 6, 2017 Quote ::Miss an excuse for a party? Sal would probably burn his own quarters down first.:: Expand Truth. And Sal even has very nice quarters. Tatash confirmed it, he's got A+ curtains. 1
Sal Taybrim Posted December 6, 2017 Posted December 6, 2017 Quote ::Max snorted his drink, covering it up with a cough whilst he composed himself. Innuendo? In your endo, Captain.:: Expand Innuendo with this crew? NEVER! always. 1
Sal Taybrim Posted December 6, 2017 Posted December 6, 2017 Quote Lyndsay: I guess this is where all the popular people are at. Expand Yes, we're the cool kids now!!
Sal Taybrim Posted December 8, 2017 Posted December 8, 2017 Quote He heard the swoosh of the door from Lt. Commander West’s office and saw the man come out. He was… to say the least… out of uniform. Ian was dressed in what appeared to be some sort of sunny weather clothing. He had on very, very form fitting black shorts. They could have revealed his religion! Scanning up the body, he noticed the man had open shirt. You could tell Ian was a man who stayed in shape. Expand Even funnier when you realize that about 2 years ago there was a running joke about that daydream where you're at the Ops hub in your undies... and the subject was Ian! 1
+ Baylen Anders Posted December 8, 2017 Posted December 8, 2017 Lol yes, I think there was even a webcomic on that lol
+ Arturo Maxwell Posted December 9, 2017 Posted December 9, 2017 On 12/8/2017 at 6:02 AM, Sal Taybrim said: Even funnier when you realize that about 2 years ago there was a running joke about that daydream where you're at the Ops hub in your undies... and the subject was Ian! Expand We're a strange bunch.....
Sal Taybrim Posted December 11, 2017 Posted December 11, 2017 Quote West: So Doctor Dehnir, welcome to Starbase 118 where wonder meets insanity. Expand yes. 2
Sal Taybrim Posted December 20, 2017 Posted December 20, 2017 Quote Valla: Don’t argue with me. You’re too thin. Maybe I should talk to that Captain of yours. K’Mal: ::his eyes widened:: No.. no no.. Mom, I’m fine, I’m good… see? ::He stood up at near attention and then raised his arms and did a slight flex to show off his muscle. Expand That would be a fun scene. "Mr. Captain, I gotta talk to you..."
Sal Taybrim Posted December 21, 2017 Posted December 21, 2017 (edited) Quote Silveira: Really? I have a much bigger challenge than keeping this floating mushroom working properly. Expand That is a big challeng--- hey wait! That's OUR floating mushroom! ;-) Also... Quote Silveira My dear boy, need I remind you that you were still entering the Academy when I was already here in the 118. This mushroom was my home long before it become yours. But when I tell what it is I am sure you will agree with me. Expand Sil: 1, Sal: 0 Edited December 21, 2017 by Sal Taybrim 1
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