Jordan aka FltAdmlWolf

I find it supremely ironic that riding up long escalators is one of my top 3 phobias (alongside spiders and being on planes), and I end up living in an apartment above Wheaton Station's 2ND LONGEST ELEVATOR IN THE WORLD. Started sweating and hyperventilating just walking by it today, so I didn't even try and board. Took the world's SLOWEST ELEVATOR instead, down to the station and back up again later.