The bartender arrived with two stardusters in tall glasses and an empty cup. Vada didn’t know it yet, but she was bearing witness to the most passive-aggressive drink pouring she’d ever seen. The bartender put the glass down and poured a good deal of ice into the glass. Then, he sighed and started filling the glass with water. Finally, he got to the lemon. Each cut was slow, deliberate, and designed to drag the process out as long as possible. All while giving the Trill ensign a look of “how dare you come to one of the most famous bars in the Alpha Quadrant and ask for water”.