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Rodan: Wait... where's Michaels?

Lacy: Depends. Do you believe in an afterlife?

The most threatening way to say someone's passed away. Like Lacy, girl, you didn't have to go that hard! 

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To be flown out to some distant starbase at the edge of Federation space, right in the thick of it, where the possibilities were just shy of limitless... only to find herself trapped in some horrid storeroom in utter darkness, while everyone else got to run off and make a real difference. Not only could she not find a viewport and look off into the vast unknown, but she couldn't even see the hand in front of her face! 

Poor Ensign! 😬 You Khitomer people, how dare you not provide them front row seats to the carnage!? 🤣

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Alene grunted something of a reply and looked the stuffed animal straight in its dead, glassy eyes. Before she stuffed him down her front she scowled.

 

Torado: ::to the plush:: No funny business, got it?

 

The stuffed animal did not reply, but Alene was sure she'd got her point across. She pushed it—feet first—down her duty uniform jacket, and then zipped it up until she was sure it couldn't fall out. The plush toy’s head tucked under her chin, and she looked to Zenno expectantly.

I love the "scary people dealing with small children and their comfort objects" theme. @Nolen Hobart knows how to write a Marine. :)

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Nicholotti: =/\= To all Lattice Alliance ships and forces; you have picked the wrong day and the wrong people to bring this fight to. You have ten minutes to withdraw, or I will take care of that for you. Your time starts now. =/\=

Season 3 Nickelodeon GIF by Paramount+

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Brenner: Well... ::stutters:: I'm a helmsman, not an engineer. I know just as much as you do about cables and stuff. We're better off waiting until the engineers do their thing.

star trek eye roll GIF

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Bolians, as a species, were incredibly casual about sex. Depending on the situation it could be treated no more seriously than friendly handshake between friends… or several friends. But there was always the timing. And Mister Quirkle-Birkle did not seem like an insensible type of plushie. Humans especially were so enraptured with sexual constraints and contexts. He had neither the time nor the inclination to adjudicate the issue now.

Mr. Quirkle-Birkle is a perfect gentleman. 

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With the help of Crewman Astrid and an assortment of Khitomer personnel with her, and with no shortage of struggle, Alene, Zenno, Sabira, and Mr. Quirkle-Birkle exited the turbolift shaft. There were wounds to heal, reports to write, bodies to recover, and stiff liquor to drink. And at the end of it all, there had to be a soft mattress somewhere that Alene could lay down in and sleep for a few weeks.

@Nolen Hobartsaid it. We are all drinking and sleeping for a few weeks. 

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There was a replicator, two chairs, a table and a window, and it provides some notion of how shockingly boring it was that this has already been described in a previous sim, and it’s still the most interesting thing to discuss about his surroundings.

Wait. 

What’s a sim? 

Captain broke the fourth wall.....CAPTAIN BROKE THE FOURTH WALL!!!!! 

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4 minutes ago, Talia Ohnari said:

Captain broke the fourth wall.....CAPTAIN BROKE THE FOURTH WALL!!!!! 

Screaming The Muppets GIF

Hey that’s my line! 

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Ohnari: ::skipping merrily, in a sing-song voice she said over her shoulder:: Which is why you're going to Bio bed FooOOuuurr....::stopping, she turned and slapped a hand on her hip, the other in a stern point:: NOW. 

This is kangaroo court your honor!

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Ohnari: ::skipping merrily, in a sing-song voice she said over her shoulder:: Which is why you're going to Bio bed FooOOuuurr....::stopping, she turned and slapped a hand on her hip, the other in a stern point:: NOW. 

I came here to quote this, and even if I got beaten to it, whatever! It's so nice, quote it twice! 

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It was a safe bet- if he wasn’t, the pony-loving health-zealot he was pleased to call a CMO would not have let him take two steps out of her sight. But he’d learned to maintain a safe boundary around medical matters; if he tolerated invasions of his privacy poorly, what else could he expect from others, even if he claimed he had a right to know? It all boiled down to trust- in his crew, in regulations. In himself. 

HEEEY!!!! I resemble that remark. 

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Zenno: ::clears throat:: Greetings. I wish to inquire about a refugee child named Sabira and her companion Mister Quirkle-Birkle. They were displaced from Deep Space 33 after the recent invasion.

Awww goodest blueberry going straight for the feeeeeeelllllssss 😭❤️

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Talina: I don't think I got to properly thank you before, for rescuing me from that storeroom. I thought I was done for. Can't believe I didn't even notice that hatch in the floor. My ghost would have been mortified if you guys hadn't gotten me out.

@Talina Laika would make a totally adorable ghost. But thankfully, the resuce was in time!!! 

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El'Heem: ::sighing:: I’m having trouble with this friend that can give me orders thing!

Oh, sure, but Hobart's the bad guy!

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2 hours ago, Nolen Hobart said:

Oh, sure, but Hobart's the bad guy!

Hey man, that's Starfleet. 

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And there it was. Somehow, Talia had gained a reputation for prosthetics. She looked at her shelf, with Armand basking on his velvet pillowed perch, freshly oiled. The little arm had survived an Orion syndicate chop shop, the partial destruction of the Arrow’s Sickbay, and then….Well. Yes. 

You seem surprised @Talia Ohnari. Are you surprised? Why are you surprised?

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He was unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In his Lane. Focused. Flourishing.  It was surprising what a solid eight hours sleep could do for a person. After what felt like months, but really only added up to weeks, maybe a month tops. He was finally getting the chance to relax and rest. And it was glorious! Things just looked brighter, people just seemed happier – and less annoying! Truly, his moon sign or something was rising and Mercury was no longer retrograding.

@Richard Matthews out there living his Moo Deng life 

Baby Rage GIF by Stefanie Shank

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All work and no play made battle weary CMO's consider medically incuded comas for whomever came to her with so much as a splinter in the next twelve hours. 

BOOM! Callback 

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With a wry smile, Richard ended his log. He had no real plans for the day, he was just excited to not have to go to the labs to see El’Heem for testing. . . Again.

Lab testing isn’t that bad! @Richard Matthews

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Mrs. Migliani: An emergency? What is it?

T'Hirral: An emergency is when something bad has happened that requires immediate attention. But that is not important right now.

An Airplane (the movie) reference will always fill me with joy.  From @Lera Michaels

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On 9/29/2024 at 8:57 AM, Talia Ohnari said:

Squee away my manly mushroom dragon!!

See this is why you need to read people's bios. Tell me why, all this time, I've been picturing Ras as just a little guy? 

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7 hours ago, Richard Matthews said:

See this is why you need to read people's bios. Tell me why, all this time, I've been picturing Ras as just a little guy? 

I am a wittle guy! On the inside Vowels GIF by mushroommovie

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