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Lacy: It’s alright. I’m not much on team sports, either. I like to have control.

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Dewitt: You’re missing out on a lot, Nolen… I don’t know what ghost is haunting you, but take it from me… ::pause:: It’s worth it… and especially she is. You’re an absolute shoe box for pushing her away.

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Like those dreams where, in finals week, you suddenly remember that you signed up for a class that you forgot to attend the whole semester, only in real life. So, she had that to look forward to.

You just had to remind me of that, didn't you, XO. 

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6 hours ago, Randal Shayne said:

You just had to remind me of that, didn't you, XO. 

Keeping us humble, sir.

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Ensign Ezra Zerva - Chief And CMO Booty Call

HEY!!! That's not....You know what? Who cares. Let them talk. But I'm gonna make it real weird!!!!! 

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Vada: The pleasure’s all mine. Don’t mind K'Tholk. What he lacks in social graces he makes up for in… ::She trailed off briefly:: He’s lacking in some of the social graces.

Good save!!! 🤣

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Ras froze. This was the first time he got called up to the stage. Was the captain going to ring him out in front of everyone for that very incident he thought he had gotten away with? He stood lankily and stepped out into the aisle. Slowly he walked towards the stage and looked back to where he had seen Chief Ohnari before. He caught her gaze and knew to wait. There was the familiar look of “Uppies, please”. He shook his head incredulously and relented. He crouched down ever so slightly and let the Haliian jump on his back. If he could blush, he would be. He carried the woman to the stage, feeling like Master Blaster entering the Thunderdome, unable to gauge what the captain had in store for him. Ras let her down gently once that were standing on the stage facing the crowd.

Give this man a medal, for tolerating me please 🙏

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On 11/1/2024 at 3:41 PM, Talia Ohnari said:

HEY!!! That's not....You know what? Who cares. Let them talk. But I'm gonna make it real weird!!!!! 

But not *too* weird right?

 

oh and wait until you hear what they have to say about me in the next post lol

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The bartender arrived with two stardusters in tall glasses and an empty cup. Vada didn’t know it yet, but she was bearing witness to the most passive-aggressive drink pouring she’d ever seen. The bartender put the glass down and poured a good deal of ice into the glass. Then, he sighed and started filling the glass with water. Finally, he got to the lemon. Each cut was slow, deliberate, and designed to drag the process out as long as possible. All while giving the Trill ensign a look of “how dare you come to one of the most famous bars in the Alpha Quadrant and ask for water”.

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After a time, the most uncomfortable thing about it was waiting for the wall of plush amphibians to be set up in a sisyphean formation that was inevitably scattered come morning, 

I don't kink shame, but I do kink ask why. 

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But then something inside of Ezra’s puppy caused Foxy Lady to bring out her Husky side and she howled out in tune with the opera singing.

I'm sorry, that's just adorable. 

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Connor liked Matthews’s and came to value his company over their little excursion, but his mention of yet another upgrade to the ship’s systems made his stomach growl again.

Someone in the science department asking if anyone seen Richard at all that day. Meanwhile, someone comes in and goes, 'did you see the Chief Engineer dragging that bag shaped like a body to the airlock?' 

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moss or mushrooms, and not death and despair.

Need that on a bumper stick, stat

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Jacin: How many bloody alarms does this thing have!?

Sheliak Shuttle Computer: There are 17 alarms as part of the ship’s systems.

Jacin: :snarling: Oh thank you SO much.

This should not be funny. This should not be funny.....

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Matthews: ::Being cheeky:: Depends on what cheeks get a pinch, I might not complain.

What a rizzler

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1 hour ago, Ras El Heem said:

What a rizzler

Seems he's heard those Ohnari rumors. 

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3 hours ago, Talia Ohnari said:

Seems he's heard those Ohnari rumors. 

Plot twist, Richard knows there are two types of cheek pinchers. The ones that you go to HR about, and the ones that call you a cute little boy and give you a butterscotch candy from their handbag. 

 

Ohnari: Look I know what you want but -

Matthews: Space-Worthers! 

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4 minutes ago, Richard Matthews said:

Plot twist, Richard knows there are two types of cheek pinchers. The ones that you go to HR about, and the ones that call you a cute little boy and give you a butterscotch candy from their handbag. 

 

Ohnari: Look I know what you want but -

Matthews: Space-Worthers! 

100% space granny loading in 5....4....3....

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Heinrich wondered what it felt like to work in the Science department. Having to figure out such arcane phenomena from the surroundings and a few tricorder readings must be tough. He almost felt inferior to them, as if his job wasn't as hard.

Imagine Richard at the navigation console. He'd be like 'what does this button do?' and then they crash into a moon. . . they weren't anywhere near a moon! Nah, let's arrive alive people, keep Heinrich in the drivers seat. 

 

Oh, and sober! 

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