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Ras double fisted the inoculations and dosed each of them in tandem. He threw the empty cartridges over his shoulders and ran off to find more victi- patients. As he approached the far side of the cargo bay, he saw two marines standing and talking to each other.

El’Heem: Fellas. This is for you!

He surprised them and just as soon as they jumped, Ras had already injected them and kept running.

From @Ras El Heem

This whole thing with the running around and injecting people is hilarious. We Khitty Khats are developing quite the playbook on how to deal with calamities... 😆

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4 minutes ago, Zenno said:

From @Ras El Heem

This whole thing with the running around and injecting people is hilarious. We Khitty Khats are developing quite the playbook on how to deal with calamities... 😆

Let’s not forget Talia turned into Bayonetta temporarily on the Khitty command deck 

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Now, she had bastardized her backup Hypo, and began dual wielding like a vaccine administering ninja. 
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4 hours ago, Ras El Heem said:

Let’s not forget Talia turned into Bayonetta temporarily on the Khitty command deck 

HEY NOW! We do what we have to......

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Shayne: Brom died in his uniform, in the service of all of us, and he, more than any other, would not abide the lamenting of his passing with anything but a strong ale and a round of rousing stories. We are short on both, as well as time for such things, so we will put this aside for now as we must. With me?

*Secondhand Lions Voice* He died with his boots on. 

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Ensign Richard Matthews – Jail for Richard or a Stern Talking to

 

I mean...if you insist....you just got here though?

Man these Ensigns have weird hobbies....

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Accordingly, she had replicated all of the following as actual paper books:

 

 - So, You Want to Marry a Bolian? Bolian Cultural Committee 

 - Bolian Physiology, Doctor Lemott, Bolian Science Commission 

 - Bolian Courtship and Mating Practices: An Analysis, by Anihid Martossian PhD, University of Luna

 - Bolian Family Formation: A Cultural Comparison, by the Federation Cultural Directorate

 

She had marked all the pages and consumed all the content in a matter of hours. The analysis would take longer. She was just finishing the last few pages in So, You Want to Marry a Bolian? The most traditional structure was three husbands and three wives with multiple children from any given pairing. And the mating practices? Well, that would not be appreciated by any Vulcan as far as Saava was concerned. All of this was new to her, as she knew that Zenno had a more simple family arrangement of just two parents. This was the first time she had done research into the topic.

 

Finishing the last page, she closed the book with a satisfying thump, put it down on the desk and said to herself…

 

Saava: Well, we certainly aren’t going to be doing any of that

@Zenno manages to put more character and depth into a Vulcan than I do with my human. Moments like this just shine. 

EDIT: this is a JP between Zenno and @Connor Dewitt- great job to you both. Sorry for the error, folks! 

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El’Heem: Orders sir?

Hobart: Unbreak my therapist, please.

He is so going charge extra for this....

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Matthews: ::To himself:: The one doctor to rule them all, and in the darkness. . . Drug them.

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On 8/19/2024 at 6:52 PM, Talia Ohnari said:

HEY NOW! We do what we have to......

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Okay but . . . does this mean there was a doctor with hyposprays taped to their feet for hypo kick action? 

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11 hours ago, Richard Matthews said:

Okay but . . . does this mean there was a doctor with hyposprays taped to their feet for hypo kick action? 

Kombucha No But GIF

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Rodan: Sir, I moonlighted at the Academy between Quantum Physics and Temporal Mechanics as my minor. TM was more of a... geeky hobby really, just to dip my toe in the discipline... I have to stress the incredibly volatile reaction from what we know of mixing Sencha Waves and chronitons. This might not end the way we like.

This Is How I Die Puss In Boots GIF by First We Feast

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Shayne: That’s the spirit. Mr. Zerva, get that tight beam to the station, and scramble it. Maz, make sure sensors are as keen as you can get them without drawing power from tactical systems. Connor, make sure we’re going in hot, and Jones…? You just be ready to shoot anything that’s fat and bloated, and that doesn’t include me. Ready?

Self Burn GIF

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Shayne: You have carte blanche. Whatever happens, for God’s sake, keep us out of the 70s… 

WE GOT IT IN WRITING Y'ALL!!! TIME TRAVEL IS A GOooOooOOoooOoooo!!! 

Gods preserve us. 

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Torado: Ha! Look at those little legs flail! Waving goodbye! Enjoy the endless void of space, you supremacist scum-suckers!

break up GIF

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Nibar: Boom! Lawyered.

marshall eriksen GIF

Everyone who spent a week at lawschool has been dying to use this line. 

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Maybe he should have vocalized his response, at least once.

Matthews: Yes sir.

Nailed it!

D'aww Ensign's first invasion...You're doing great @Richard Matthews!!!

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The word that immediately popped into Lera's mind started with an F, ended with CK and was not 'Firetruck'. She tapped her communicator and started running toward the EV suit locker.

I fail to see how Fish Sticks would be helping you at this juncture, but hey, you do you. 

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Nibar: Almost there, Fred.

Weyler: You said that ten minutes ago.

Nibar: And, look at that, we're ten minutes closer!

Weyler: I suddenly understand why we went to war against your people, sir. Twice.

I love them, your honor. Star Trek Jag spin off when? 

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Zerva: ::weakly:: Who… who’s there? I smelling something. Something burning? Wait? I… I can’t see?! Why can’t I see?!?

And legit terrifying. Like it's all scary what's happening on the bridge/ship. But for some reason, this line hit me like a bucket of cold water. 

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A pair of beams from their own ships met it in the middle and then it was as if space said enough

Incredibly, this is exactly how it felt while reading the events of the counter-web.

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Astrid: Groovy.

It’s not even retro at this point that’s like an American using ancient Sumerian slang!

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21 hours ago, Ras El Heem said:

It’s not even retro at this point that’s like an American using ancient Sumerian slang!

Astrid is beyond all space and time. 🤪

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Rodan: You're wearing an EV suit! You have anti-gravity boots! Stabilise the gravity!

and then I got 'defying gravity' stuck in my head dang it. Nnnnnnooooo ear worm

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