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Pickings from the Khitty Litter - USS Khitomer


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3 hours ago, Ras El Heem said:

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Can I just say that no matter how many times I have read this passage, "fluked" is not the word my brain perceives without my applying force.

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Shayne: Ohh, now wait a minute- my crew is amourous enough as it is. It’s cutting into the furniture budget. The last thing we need is you swaggering around all suave and available. 

What are people doing to the furniture!?!?

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Zenno: I have no idea. Vulcan social rules are very complicated. I’m not sure how it happened. I’m delighted. I’m ecstatic. I’m thrilled. I am all of the things. But it’s all so sudden. I haven’t told anyone. ::hesitant:: I’m not sure I plan to. 

Talia is 100% gonna sniff it out when she has "the talk" with @Zenno about what his future wife's family does for a living. 

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MacKenna: I...don't know. Oh. That's Anubis. Sorry.

That's our emotional support God of the dead. Now give him brushies and treatos. 

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Rodan: This hasn't got anything to do with Wilde, has it? Rumour has it he's back in town. Large as life and twice as annoying.

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Shayne: I am become plush, destroyer of sensory overload. 

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Zenno: As you should. But right now, I need a guard on the Lemon Squares. Hopefully your presence will be enough deter any banditos from awaying with the whole tray. ::Whispering:: Also, grab a couple for yourself if you want during the ceremony. Everyone will be looking up front, so you’ll be in the clear.

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Rodan: Alright... strip.

El'Heem: Huh? You mean like? Now?

Rodan: Change your clothing? Time is running out...

Now it was the Kressari’s turn to roll his eyes. He dropped his pants and then removed his shirt, taking Maz’s lead and keeping his recorder and badge.

El'Heem: Do you really have to stare?

Rodan: ::Grinning.:: Doctor... are you blushing? 

The context doesn't make it any less awesome. 

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Michaels: Attention folks. The Old Man oO was that how the officers of Khitomer referred to the Captain? Oo wants to be able to jump to warp drive on a moment's notice. There is only one way we can do that. Unless your current task is essential... and if you have any question about that, ask Mister Brom... I want you getting ready to engage the warp drive.

*Space daddy. 

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Zevra: Yes sir, Captain. I am aware of what I’m asking. I know they stole the Arrow and must answer for their crimes. I’m just asking that everything is taken into consideration before a final decision is reached. ::stands at attention once again:: Captain.

Shayne: Ensign, giving yourself your hernia is not gonna sway my opinion one way or another. 

It keeps getting better!!!

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Hobart: Go for it, Ensign. If anybody gets in your way, send them to me, and I’ll pull rank. And if they happen to be a superior, I’ll pull out a pipe wrench and see if I can’t persuade them. ::glance to Zenno:: I’m joking. Mostly.

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Slowly, he pulled the bandage off, the wound was angry, weepy, and everything that she felt internally, mixed in with some pus for character. It looked much worse than it had earlier. 

Gotta add that character bit...

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El’Heem: Uhhhh I call it Hyropinephrine. Kinda like adrenaline and Hyronolin had a baby. I’ll explain later but it’s all I could make here. Uhhhh Enjoy!

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Hobart: Technically, it’s only extortion if I withhold treatment from you, Doc. We’re gonna fix you up either way. I’m just trying to navigate the sweet spot between you being stubborn while conscious and you being delusionally incompetent. I’m thinking we’ve got two minutes to make a deal.

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1 hour ago, Talia Ohnari said:

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Immediately after he lectured an Ensign about medical ethics, even!

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