USS Ronin Quotes that will have you Ronin around excited

[Dekas]

I've been thinking about this sim title from @Quentin Beck since I saw it a few hours ago, and I actually can't let it go unnoticed for some reason. It's a great title 😂

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Lt JG Quentin Beck - Doctors, Drive-Ins, and Dives

 

[+ TAma]

I can't believe he's dating Kirsty behind my back. 😤😒

[+ LuxaLorana]

8 hours ago, TAma said:

I can't believe he's dating Kirsty behind my back. 😤😒

... Sorry to break it to you but it's not just Kirsty ... 

[Dekas]

I woke up, got to this line in the sim, and snorted about it, from @Karrod Niac's character, Teller. Starting to understand why he's considered a bit infamous as a character 😂

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Teller:  Looks like a broken holodeck to me.  Are you sure you're doing this right?  Aren't you supposed to say 'achoochiemoya' or something before we get started?

 

[Dekas]

from @Kirsty L. Carpenter. The entire sim this is from is gold but this line really did get me. 😂

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Carpenter: Now c'mon ::in her best George C. Scott:: "Before those Godless Commies take our spot!"

 

[Quentin Beck]

@Alyndra Syrex did not make me cry. I've just got something in my eye.

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When she was certain he had left and could no longer hear her, she spoke quietly to herself.

 Syrex: You’re a great boss Quentin.. I’m glad to be part of your sickbay.

 

[IsKah]

24 minutes ago, Quentin Beck said:

@Alyndra Syrex did not make me cry. I've just got something in my eye.

 

She's right, you know.

[Dekas]

I love the internal relationship @Karrod Niac has with the slug 😂

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Karrod quietly implored the universe to give his crew an easier go of things, a simple mission they could tackle and succeed at without conflict or hardship.  Internally, Niac took on a mocking tone and wondered if, while he was at it, he should also start wishing for free pony rides and jumja sticks for one and all.  

 

[Dekas]

I cannot stress enough how funny @Alieth is for this answer. In a post-scarcity society, an office pizza party is actually a decent reward 😂. The Captain's commentary is left in here for context.

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Niac: I suppose that would've been too easy. Alieth, I want you, Lt. Cmdr. Lorana and Ensign Nemes to coordinate with Kirsty's search team of Lt. Cmdr. Dekas, Chief Tucker and Ensign Syrex. Standard expanding grid search pattern but adjust as you see fit. Commander Raga will accompany me, along with Lieutenant O'Connor and Doctor Beck as we talk to the dig leaders and figure out how this happened before joining the search ourselves. First team to find our lost researchers gets bragging rights and...hmmm....what would be a suitable prize for such a laudable achievement do you think?

An idea, which may have percolated from Geoff's brain, left her lips before she could stop it.

Alieth: Pizza party, with an authentic chef from Italy. No other crew member will be able to attend.

 

 

[Alyndra Syrex]

Thanks @Kirsty L. Carpenter. I snorted way too loudly when I first read this. Even if it was at Syrex's expense... lol

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Syrex kept her from being too maudlin for too long by continuing her race to put her own foot into her mouth

 

[Alieth]

 

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Suddenly, a splashing sort of aqueous light then spilled from the structure, even in the dwindled light of Bajor, it flashed across the whole of the area in front of the opening. Alyndra took it in awe, although it was unknown, it had a beauty to it she couldn’t describe.

 

oO I hope someone snuck in there to have a rave Oo

 

 

here @Alyndra Syrexwanting to party hard? XD

[Dekas]

The context here is that one of the teams on this mission found themselves in an ancient bathroom in B'hala, and this is a list of all the ways people have labeled the locations in their sims about it 😂 from the various sims of @Karrod Niac, @Quentin Beck, @Toryn Raga, and our ensign Tess Evinrude.

Niac- ((The Most Ancient & Revered Public Toilet, B’Hala Excavation Site, Kendra Provence, Bajor))

Raga- ((Ye Olde Privy, B’Hala Excavation Site, Kendra Provence, Bajor))

Evinrude- ((A Treasure Trove of Ancient Plumbing Tips, B’Hala Excavation Site, Kendra Provence, Bajor))

Beck- ((The Real Life Equivalent of a DnD Game Where Everyone Is Rolling a Critical Fail, B’Hala Excavation Site, Kendra Provence, Bajor))

[+ TAma]

I am so proud! 😭

[Kirsty L. Carpenter]

Truly was coming here to post this VERY THING and I'm extremely happy someone had already beaten me to it. Y'all absolutely kill me and I love even more that all this is 1110% in character. 

[Kirsty L. Carpenter]

Case in point, this gem that has made my month already from @Alyndra Syrex.

"She stared using the power of the inner flame of several thousand replicated microwaved burritos"

See, you all GET Kirsty and it makes me so happy. 

[Alieth]

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Lorana: :: breathes in and then out :: It's the best option, Ensign. Don't worry, I have no intention of getting stuck down here :: breathes some more :: I heard there was a pizza party at stake. Imagine if we get the entire science department some freshly baked pizza. We'll be heroes, they'll sing songs of us all over the Alpha Isles. We find the archaeologists, and we go home. Easy. 

 

 

Epic tales about the pizza party would be told, it'll be the pizza saga XD @LuxaLorana

[Alieth]

 

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In a moment of frustration Alyndra slapped the tricorder against a nearby broke. In a game of rock, tricorder, scissors it seems tricorder loses, as the tricorder smashed, falling apart into pieces.

 

Syrex: Err, sorry. I’ll pay for that. Yeah I have no clue what that is ::Blushes::

 

oO Welp, bye bye tricorder Oo

 

@Alyndra Syrex
you're paying that out of your pocket lady 😂

Edited December 8 by Alieth

[Alieth]

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The last time he’d seen the light this bright was at a karaoke bar in downtown San Francisco, and you haven’t lived until you’ve heard “Girls Just Wanna Have Fun” in the original Klingon.

 

Well, Ronin, here our boy @Marty Tucker is in charge of the next party once we get back into the ships. No questions allowed

[Alyndra Syrex]

14 minutes ago, Alieth said:

 

@Alyndra Syrex
you're paying that out of your pocket lady 😂

Yes mum...

[Alyndra Syrex]

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Dekas: I ahh… :: ‘I am’ required an M, which require the use of lips in the shaping, and he was particularly bad at that right now:: doing j-just… :: ‘Fine’ required an F. Same problem as the M::

 

oO And there’s a different four letter F word I’d prefer to drop right now if I have to use an F Oo 

 

Dekas: Ugh…

Thats very naughty @Dekas 

Saying flip is to be taken seriously! 

[Marty Tucker]

@Alyndra Syrex This made me snort.

 

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Carpenter: Wait, I don't get it. Can't you jus' fix it? You've got the tools, the materials too, seems like. What am I missin'?

Syrex: A sober pilot?

oO Seriously, what is wrong with me? Oo