sb118-ops SB118 Ops: Quotations of the Week!

[Jesse DeVere]

11 minutes ago, Mirra Ezo said:

Tatash: Then I officially declare war on the Republic of Chair. Get up and come and have some bacon.

death to the ottoman epmire!!!....wait.

Mirra we need to have a chat about something called World War One...

[Sal Taybrim]

Sports, in a nutshell:

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Antraydin: Yea you just hit the ball over the net. :: real simple premise, well most sports are, get a ball some where and win::

 

[Sal Taybrim]

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At least this was casual. The giant bonfire gave him pause, admittedly. Maybe they could burn the Commodore in effigy? 

(courtesy of Taelon)

<3

Edited November 1, 2016 by Sal Taybrim
crediting the writer

[Aitas]

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Theo, surprised, nearly choked on a mouthful of cosmopolitan. He had not seen that coming, Flynn and Aitas. 

Having a doctor around is no excuse to choke on your drinks Theo.

[+ Talia Ohnari]

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Cregg: A pink targ? Now I’ve seen it all.

Welcome to Ops.

[+ Talia Ohnari]

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Bartender: NO! ::He pointed at the two.::  NNNOOOO. NOT again. Nope. There will be no fights here!

Um...he does realize he owns a KLINGON bar...right?

[Sal Taybrim]

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Taelon: I think the Captain hates me. 

Promotions, the new form of torture...

[+ Talia Ohnari]

Rozera: Affirmative, bacon is on the grill. ::The sound of her knuckles popping made it over the communicator.:: And the grill is hot. 

Nnnoooo!!!

[Aitas]

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He tapped the charred crust and the marshmallow fell off the stick and onto the ground.

Marshmallow fail.

Even the Captain can't be good at everything on his first try.

[Sal Taybrim]

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Ezo: ::sagely:: If at first you don't succeed, then fire dancing isn't for you. 

Unless you have asbestos underwear.

[Sal Taybrim]

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Taybrim: So close and yet so far.  ::reaches out and plucked the sticky mass from the stick and popped it in his mouth. Hey! The charred bit didn't taste too bad!:: Tastes pretty good...

Trel’lis: Men! ::shakes head::

Heeeyyyyy..... 

 

(I happen to *love* charred marshmallows...)

[+ Cecil Valo]

1 hour ago, Sal Taybrim said:

Heeeyyyyy..... 

 

(I happen to *love* charred marshmallows...)

Me too! oh wait...

[+ Talia Ohnari]

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Taelon: No, no it was, um. Good awful? ::He tried to shrug, and only let go of the rock and sank into the water. He quickly scrambled and grabbed it again.:: I mean. It was fun.

Good awful. That totally makes sense. 

[Aitas]

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Ezo: Let me guess, everyone is very friendly, AND certain vendors give you discounts?

Obviously it's taelon's tattoos that's doing that.

Or just being his father's son.

[Sal Taybrim]

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Nicholotti: Someone’s gotta be intoxicated enough to be the catalyst.

 

Ezo: ::grinning towards Nicholotti:: Are you kidding? Flynn would do this stone sober.

 

::And he had. Twice now she caught him humming it around the house. The first time was amusing, the second? It wouldn't leave her heard. And it was quite unpleasant to be in hour four of complex biliary obstruction resection surgery and have that song on an endless loop. Thankfully the patient was none the wiser. Although her staff hadn't quite let her live that one down...::

Great, now it's stuck in MY head... >.<

[+ Taelon]

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Gazkra: Ball of fluff goes where?

:: The woman was holding the creature at arms length, like it was some kind of diseased rodent, rather than a pampered pink pet. ::

Pran: :: in between ragged breaths. :: Out... an... airlock.

Shoving our problems out the airlock might solve most of Op's issues, come to think of it...
 

Edited November 21, 2016 by Taelon

[+ Talia Ohnari]

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Phrik: ::Dryly:: I know there’s a height difference between us, but is this really necessary?

Um...no...? 

[Sal Taybrim]

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Whittaker: Captain Taybrim regrets that he could meet you in person, but he is busy dealing with.... :: just how on earth was he going to describe Duchess' rampage through the Ashalla District. :: ... with some last minute beaurocratic paperwork.

Smooth.  Very smooth.

[+ Talia Ohnari]

Tatash: Anything you want me to bring back? Souvenir? ::he paused:: I mean, it's Earth after all. Fridge magnet?

please make that a thing!!!

[Sal Taybrim]

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::This would need to be handled delicately, and with a fair amount of caution...::

 

Ezo: ::calling out:: HEY JERKFACE! You made your sister cry!

 

::Or, she could handle it that way...::

She could, and she did. 

[+ Talia Ohnari]

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Zinna: ::grinning:: =/\= Well, I can tell you right now, breaking up a catfight is a lot more difficult, a little more fun, but a lot more difficult. =/\= ::She chuckled:: =/\= I'm going to find their current location and try and settle this, sir. Feel free to meet there if you'd like. Zinna out. =/\=

She's not wrong....

[Sal Taybrim]

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::Everything that he didn't know was a chicken.. Why? Because that was the animal he heard lots about, but never saw one for real. from "everything taste like chicken" to "don't be a chicken." ... Thus everything was a chicken.::

2394: Ops hosts the Annual Galactic Chicken Fanciers Association Convention.  Bring your dress whites!

[+ Trellis Vondaryan]

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2394: Ops hosts the Annual Galactic Chicken Fanciers Association Convention.  Bring your dress whites!

I sense trouble... And no Raisillius to help shoot the troublemakers.

[Aitas]

51 minutes ago, Trellis Vondaryan said:

I sense trouble... And no Raisillius to help shoot the troublemakers.

At least it isn't tribbles?

[Sal Taybrim]

Bad me for not quoting this sooner!  Stupid computer issues...  Anyways, on with the quotes!

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::Of course he would say that. She suddenly had visions of the Edosian doctor treating patients with a squawking lizard-bird atop his shoulder. oO Well...he does have an eyepatch...Oo::