Richard Matthews

Imagine Richard at the navigation console. He'd be like 'what does this button do?' and then they crash into a moon. . . they weren't anywhere near a moon! Nah, let's arrive alive people, keep Heinrich in the drivers seat. Oh, and sober!

Plot twist, Richard knows there are two types of cheek pinchers. The ones that you go to HR about, and the ones that call you a cute little boy and give you a butterscotch candy from their handbag. Ohnari: Look I know what you want but - Matthews: Space-Worthers!

Someone in the science department asking if anyone seen Richard at all that day. Meanwhile, someone comes in and goes, 'did you see the Chief Engineer dragging that bag shaped like a body to the airlock?'

I'm sorry, that's just adorable.

I don't kink shame, but I do kink ask why.

Richard a week into the first mission. "Oh S*it, she's real?!?! From the stories I heard, I thought Talia was made up! I thought I was telling people to go talk to a fake person. You know, as a way to get them to go away and not deal with them. Like how you would schedule meetings for March 31 cause it's not a real date and anyone who falls for that deserves to be ignored. . . . WAIT WHAT?!?! Oh no I scheduled so many meetings for the captain on that day!" And that's the story of how Richard never gets picked to be an assistant. Ever.

See this is why you need to read people's bios. Tell me why, all this time, I've been picturing Ras as just a little guy?

I came here to quote this, and even if I got beaten to it, whatever! It's so nice, quote it twice!

The most threatening way to say someone's passed away. Like Lacy, girl, you didn't have to go that hard!

and then I got 'defying gravity' stuck in my head dang it. Nnnnnnooooo ear worm

And legit terrifying. Like it's all scary what's happening on the bridge/ship. But for some reason, this line hit me like a bucket of cold water.

I love them, your honor. Star Trek Jag spin off when?

Hehehe

Okay but . . . does this mean there was a doctor with hyposprays taped to their feet for hypo kick action?

Xavier! Dude welcome!