Jordan aka FltAdmlWolf

I don't cry at weddings. I don't cry at funerals. But the series finale of a TV show? Every time.

I want to be this lady when I grow up.

(From Charles Traub's "Lunchtime": http://nymag.com/thecut/2015/10/see-a-hidden-trove-of-70s-street-style.html)

Who is excited by this product-placement?

Sorry, Hillary Clinton and President Bill Clinton, your story doesn't hold water.

My modeling contract has arrived!

Okay people, I need everyone to know: When the tabloids call, GIVE. THEM. NOTHING.

Hello from the other side.

"The Adele video, released on Friday, surpassed 23.2 million views within the first 24 hours on YouTube. That edges out Taylor Swift’s “Bad Blood,” which reached 20.1 million within its first 24. Other first-day heavy hitters include ‘Anaconda’ by Nicki Minaj, which cleared 19.6 million on day one."

We must end the NRA and the tyranny of the gun manufacturers which believe that their profits are more important than our people.

A pretty picture from our apple-picking.

I know all the blah-blah about how apple-picking is unsustainable yuppie nonsense, but it's been a tradition of mine and Hank's that we haven't done in the last few years and I've really missed it. An opportunity in the fall to get out of the city and go somewhere cooler!

Not to mention that I eat an apple every morning and eating the ones straight off the tree is pretty satisfying

Last Madonna concert post just to say this: IT WAS EVERYTHING I WANTED AND MORE. She's still got it. Pop spectacle meets Cirque du Soleil! Despite not getting to bed until 2pm, it was totally worth it.

I can't wait to buy the DVD of the tour and then force all of you to watch it with me while I narrate my favorite parts.

I'm here! This is it!

Y'ALL I'M GOING TO SEE MADONNA LIVE TONIGHT FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIIIIIFE.

Like if you identify, share if you'd have a beer with him.

All these tweeters get me. Their tweets say, "hey Jordan, we GET you."

In contrast to you people who don't get me at all.

Remember when Hillary Clinton's supporters were the ones complaining about a media conspiracy against their candidate? That was like, SOO two months ago. Now conspiracies about media bias are just [...]ING RIDICULOUS. AMIRIGHT?

#LOL

Not "plantations," but "slave labor camps"!

"Let us drop the word 'Union' when describing the United States side of the conflagration, as in 'Union troops' versus 'Confederate troops.' ... The Constitution continued to operate normally; elections were held; Congress, the presidency, and the courts functioned; diplomacy was conducted; taxes were collected; crimes were punished; etc. Yes, there was a massive, murderous rebellion in at least a dozen states, but that did not mean that the United...

11:15pm. 65 degrees outside, 80 degrees inside. This house is broken.

Good thing Gawker and the rest of the vulture media didn’t lose a whole day of clickbait ad sales by waiting to get the whole story, huh? Otherwise we might not have had the chance to vilify someone!

O'Malley's new campaign slogan: Folksy as [...].