Toryn Raga Posted April 14, 2023 Posted April 14, 2023 Quote T'Seva: Yet. Do...wait. Nausicaans? Ada: Nausicaans?? T'Ama: ::singsong:: Nausicaaaaaaans!! The Conny crew presents, their newest rendition of Nausicaan the Musical! 3 Quote
Dizmim ChNilmani Posted May 12, 2023 Posted May 12, 2023 Quote Prendar: There. All good as new. Rajel: And you even did it properly. I am surprised. Prendar: (smiling) What? Risk giving you a scar and you holding that against me along with everything else? Rajel: That's the little fun I have in life. The sarcasm. LOL 3 Quote
Popular Post Jalana Posted May 25, 2023 Popular Post Posted May 25, 2023 Quote Foster: I have been in the fleet a very long time, Ensign. You might surprise me, but it would be a challenge. T’Ama: Is that a challenge you give all the new ensigns? Surprise an old man in Starfleet? [...] T’Ama: Challenge accepted. You may join me for breakfast, Doctor Foster. Tell me, what would your drag queen name be? I don't know but I would find that surprising 5 Quote
Jalana Posted June 8, 2023 Posted June 8, 2023 Quote It amused Maz how the crew abbreviated the ship's name. It hadn't occurred to him before. Then again, he hadn't served on vessels whose names could be shortened. What would he call the Arrow? Arr? And as for the Dickens... Well, best not let your imagination wander! Yeeaaaaah 3 Quote
Jalana Posted June 24, 2023 Posted June 24, 2023 Quote Lystra: ::applauding:: That’s us. Exploring things and making friends with the locals with just our helmets. ::She giggled:: Indeed, that we do on the daily 2 Quote
Jalana Posted July 1, 2023 Posted July 1, 2023 Quote Jalana was perhaps the most laid-back captain she’d ever met, and if she had to walk into anyone’s conference room wearing her coffee garnish, it would be her’s. How did she know? I try to be so subtle 1 1 Quote
Dizmim ChNilmani Posted July 11, 2023 Posted July 11, 2023 Quote Shedet: I'm eating....::looking at wall chronometer:: and you gonna be late if you don't start getting ready. I'll wait for you. We both have bridge rotation today. Max followed Shedet’s gaze to the wall and groaned. Tannhauser: Damn! I do have to get ready! Save me some bacon, my love! Rachel: :: to Shedet:: I think he meant me. Tannhauser: ::yelling over his shoulder:: he did! lmao. 1 1 Quote
Jalana Posted July 17, 2023 Posted July 17, 2023 Quote Tannhauser: oh I would love to play with those big jelly bean buttons ::beat:: that sounded less weird in my head. 3 Quote
Jalana Posted July 25, 2023 Posted July 25, 2023 Quote Tannhauser: I do look pretty good in red, if that matters. T’Ama: Me too. Stapledon: [..] Um... Red works for me. Rajel: I look horrible in mustard. T'Seva: Mustard, ketchup and...Andorian fish sauce. Ah yes the Starfleet trifecta of condiment uniforms 2 Quote
Jalana Posted August 13, 2023 Posted August 13, 2023 Quote Kirk: =/\= Scotty. Please tell me you have good news. =/\= Scotty: Not if you keep interrupting me! Kirk: =/\= Anything I can get you to help? We need to get moving again. =/\= Scotty: Aye, and I need a good scotch. I definitely read that in their voices 2 Quote
Jalana Posted August 19, 2023 Posted August 19, 2023 Quote As she stepped out of the shuttle, standing before her was the classic trio: Captain James Kirk, Commander Spock, and Lieutenant Commander Doctor Leonard McCoy. It was common enough among the cadets in the academy to argue about which of the three was the handsomest. Many said Kirk, others Spock, and a few McCoy. Azura found this reductive: McCoy was obviously the handsomest, Kirk the prettiest, and Spock the hottest. Not all of them needed to be measured on the same scale. Can't say she's wrong 1 1 1 Quote
Jalana Posted September 1, 2023 Posted September 1, 2023 Quote oOMy first day on the job, and I’m walking into temporal shenanigans. Why don’t they put stuff like this on the recruitment posters?Oo Good question. Why don't we? 2 Quote
Jalana Posted September 10, 2023 Posted September 10, 2023 Quote Nugra: I have seen quite a few terrifying things, Lieutenant, but do you know what the scariest thing I have ever seen? It's not the destruction of ships or the blood of battle. Not even a star consumed by a supernova. What is scary to me :: Nugra lowered his voice:: is when Commodore Rajel loses her temper. I would rather face the Dominion on my own than anger her. Could think Jalana tried to bite off his head! 4 Quote
Jalana Posted September 17, 2023 Posted September 17, 2023 Quote He then led the young woman into his office. She wasn't much shortter than he was...and she carried herself as if she hadn't quite grown into her confidence yet. They'd sent him a puppy. 1 1 Quote
Popular Post Dizmim ChNilmani Posted October 17, 2023 Popular Post Posted October 17, 2023 Quote She brushed over the back of her skants and sat down, crossing her legs. Aaah Kirk's chair. Sure she had her own and honestly it was a lot more comfortable, but this was history. She slightly swung from side to side, resisting the urge to twirl with a 'weeeeee'. Just so. The weeeeee. Got me. lol 5 Quote
Jalana Posted November 5, 2023 Posted November 5, 2023 Quote Stapledon: Well, we can try running this version of the code... She ran a few more tests on it, floating like a hovering genie at the desk. At last, she pushed the updated headers into the computer core. Stapledon: And now we have the gravity control terminal up. The terminal appeared with an ASCII art picture of a happy looking dinosaur. Kim was instantly embarrassed, realizing she'd forgotten to remove the ascii art from her old school computer science project code that she still used for some utilities. Whoopsie! 3 Quote
Dizmim ChNilmani Posted November 5, 2023 Posted November 5, 2023 (edited) Quote The terminal appeared with an ASCII art picture of a happy looking dinosaur. Kim was instantly embarrassed, realizing she'd forgotten to remove the ascii art from her old school computer science project code that she still used for some utilities. I loved it! Reading through sims I had to do a double take at this line. lmao EDIT: DANG IT! Jalana beat me to it. lmao I'm leaving it here for posterity that it was so good it got posted twice. lmao Edited November 5, 2023 by Shedet Jalana posted it too! 1 2 Quote
Dizmim ChNilmani Posted November 6, 2023 Posted November 6, 2023 Quote Jalana thought of Shedet's request. Could they get useful information with a corrupted computer that could not translate the data to them? Could anyone here speak deflector dish? Did that even have its own name? Did the time floating in air make her brain weird to even consider that? It's the lack of gravity. 1 Quote
Dizmim ChNilmani Posted November 9, 2023 Posted November 9, 2023 Quote Herren: Have you considered a honeypot? Kapoor: A... honeypot? Wouldn't that substance harm the tech? I've actually had this kind of response at work when i was talking to someone about this type of stuff. LOL 2 1 Quote
TAma Posted November 19, 2023 Posted November 19, 2023 Quote Kim blinked when she thought she saw text briefly appear on the screen. Something about roots. She already had root. The context is Kim has been trying to fix the computer problems on the Enterprise and the screen flashed a mysterious message that said REMEMBER YOUR ROOTS. The master account with every privilege on any server is typically called root. I burst out laughing at this, but maybe it's only funny to tech people. 🤣 2 Quote
Jalana Posted December 9, 2023 Posted December 9, 2023 Quote Lual: Hell, I’d applaud that. Your science elf at least proved that he’s not gone soft! The 'science elf' made me laugh out loud 2 Quote
Jalana Posted December 21, 2023 Posted December 21, 2023 Quote T'Ama: Ohhh… Well there wasn't any time travel, just a bunch of Iotians cosplaying. 1 Quote
Minxing Shimisi Posted December 23, 2023 Posted December 23, 2023 The answer was unexpected. Sherana blinked for a moment, though her face did not show any sign of what she may think, there may have been a hint of amusement in her voice. Sherana: Counseling? Do you threaten your patients with a Batleth to their throat if they don't feel better? 2 Quote
Jalana Posted January 5 Posted January 5 Quote She settled on a ski jacket and pants in blaze orange with light grey trim, and red ski boots. oO Hey red ones! That is very fortuitous! Red goes faster! Oo Yes! Red goes ZOOOOOOOOOOOM! We all know that! 2 Quote
Indrid Yirah Posted January 12 Posted January 12 Quote Stapledon: Hey how are you? T'Ama: We’re cold. They were? Stapledon: Oh really? T'Ama: Yeah, really. Apparently they were. Oh, this sounded like a fun game. He wanted to be part of games. So Georgio grinned to the three. Georgio: Really really! 2 1 Quote
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