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Jori Nyseth

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  1. 6 hours ago, German Galven said:

    Welcome to the fleet! We have a Australian writer who sims for a Unicorn loving Scottish woman. I bet you two would get along as well as everyone else! 



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    Well the unicorn is our National animal. And I'll be happy to interact with her about Scotland, our culture, history and future. I plan on using my own childhood with my character. In terms of religion and Scottish independence.

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  2. Hi all,

    My real name is Allan (character name is Jori Nyseth).  And I'm from Edinburgh, Scotland.  I discovered Starbase 118 on Reddit.  Now I am sort of unemployed at the moment.  But I'm going back to being a pensions administer shortly (next month) for a major European Pension Company having been a Team Manager at a well-known British bank for the last few years.

    I used to watch Star Trek TNG and Voyager when I was young but since Star Trek came on Netflix, I've became a massive fan of Deep Space Nine (and I love Disco, sorry I don't understand all the hate.)

    I was a bit of a wildchild in college and plan on basing my character on the person I was then, only pansexual.  Trying to be serious and be taken serious.

    Anyway, I'm looking forward to taking part on this wonderful platform.  Thank you for reading. 

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  3. “Party Time!”

    As I fell off the transport drunk, I knew where I was meant to be heading.  Straight for the Dungeon and straight to The Playhouse.  I’ve been told all about it.  The music, the laughter, the people and the drink.

    I should be getting ready for my first day of the training program.  But I’m still on party mood.  I’m just back from my honeymoon from the beautiful Risa after my wedding to my husband, Thavan.  A random Andorian guy I met on Deep Space Nine.  I was drunk.  And I thought he was Trill.

    And he thought I was a woman and human.  I have long golden hair, skinny legs and quite femininity features, plus I was going through my Scottish phase.  With a lovely kilt.

    I don’t know why I married him.  It was just something to do.  After four long years of the Academy, I needed to let my hair down.  They are all so serious.  It was like the Bajoran Militia, but without all the pah nonsense.

    But now I need to be serious.  I want to a captain in a few years.  I managed to make it up second lieutenant back in Bajor until they discovered my secret.

    But the jazz was calling and the Bushmills whisky.  Just one more night.  Just one more night of fun.  I have to, I’m divorcing my husband.  Well I’ll never see him again.

    As I entered The Playhouse, The Monty Alexander Trio were playing.  Oh sweet lord, so many memories.  I went over to the bar.  And of course there is a Ferengi barman, and he is eying me up.  I wonder if he will notice I don’t have any boobs.

    “What will it be?”

    “Bushmills please, on ice.”

    “We don’t do that.”

    “Nonsense, Jamieson’s then.  Though this was a Jazz Bar?”

    “We only have Scotch, Jonny Walker?”

    “It will have to do.”

    “And we have a five drink minimum.”

    “Well line them up barkeep, I have an eleven drink minimum.”

    “Eleven, why the odd number?”

    “I’m odd.”

    And then, the most beautiful thing I have ever seen walks in.  She was quite short, black hair, black eyes and the whitest skin.

    “Who is the pretty lady?” I asked

    “That’s Aitas.  Lt Commander Aitas of the USS Narendra…”

    “Well I know which ship I’ll be hoping to serve in…”

    “And she is Vulcan.”

    “Well I’m out, I dislike Vulcans.  Too too too…”


    “Yes logical.  Talking about logic, another 6 shots of Jonny Walker please barkeep. And I better head off.”

    As he poured the whiskey, the holographic Baden Powell played Canto De Ossanha as I dreamed the next chapter in my life…

    Name: Jori Nyseth

    Age: 29

    Height: 182 cms (6’0)

    Weight: 200 ibs (91 kgs)

    Gender: Male

    Species: Bajoran


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  4. Hiya everyone,

    My name is Jori Nyseth, as per the title, and I'm happy to have been accepted into the Starfleet Academy.  And it's so good to see so many fellow Bajorans here.  I am hoping to be accepted as a Science Officer.

    I've always be a massive fan of Ensign Ro, she was one of the first Bajorans to join Starfleet and escape the prison which is Bajor.  I believe her Pah was always clean, despite what the media at home have said.

    Is there any other Bajorans joining on September 18th?  Anyone planning on seeing the sights of San Francisco afterwards and show these humans how to PARTY!!!!

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