Jordan aka FltAdmlWolf

The next time I go to work is Monday, January 4. That's 16 days from now. I'm practically on a sabbatical. I could write a book.

This is super important for the holidays. Please join me in signing this petition.

2015 milestones: Scooter, honeymoon, Check Meowt shirt, Madonna concert!

(See yours at facebook.com/yearinreview.)

Just a reminder to those threatening violence over Star Wars spoilers.

Line so long at Trader Joe's I just walked out with my groceries and told them I'd send a check. #lifehacks

GO FOR THE EYES, AMERICAN BALD EAGLE! DRAW FIRST BLOOD BEFORE HE DESTROYS YOUR HABITAT!

Holy [...], the world is broken. Ban the guns, ban them all so that we never have to have this conversation again. Guns are evil, guns are unnecessary, and every other first world country has been able to live without them - we can, too.

And this is why Star Trek is better than Star Wars.

Wow. America's most wanted, here I come.

OMG PAST LIFE DISCOVERED.

Pretty much all I eat is dried coconut strips from Trader Joe's, coconut buns, and sometimes even shredded coconut out of the bag.

"When we tackled drunken driving, we took steps like raising the drinking age to 21 and cracking down on offenders. That didn’t eliminate drunken driving, but it saved thousands of lives." We need the same thing now for gun violence.

But the NRA demands their corporate lackeys do nothing at all.

I'm thankful that I have a husband who can cook.

Has anyone else experienced medical professionals, especially dentists, overdoing it with X-rays and CT scans?

I've had at least five head X-rays at my dentist in the last year, plus a 360 degree panorama X-ray on my teeth, and a CT scan done on my sinuses recently. Now an oral surgeon is giving me grief because they can't track down the last 360 degree panorama X-ray and want me to do another.

I fee like these people do not have my best interests at heart shooting my skull with radiation n...

Passed my motorcycle driving test!

Finally!

Sometimes.

Wow, 7 years ago today, in the thick of anti-Prop 8 backlash. Equality Network formed soon after.

OMG, LOL! Bernie Sander's face when asked if we're going to be throwing money away with tuition-free college when 30% of college students don't graduate.

MyFitnessPal says I have 923 calories left for the day. Do I get BaskinRobbins Reese's peanut butter cup sundae from 5m away, or drive 20m to the nearest Krispy Kreme donuts?

I DON'T WANT YER LIFE.

Spoiler alert: CDC says it's the pee. It's the god[...] pee. This is exactly why I refuse to swim in public pools.

So proud to be a part of the team at CREDO Mobile who helped make this happen. Becky Bond, Elijah Zarlin who helped lead this fight, and all my teammates: You're the best.

This is the power of grassroots organizing and direct action. It's the reason why I never listen to the morons who argue "petitions don't do anything." A petition started this fight, and helped us build the KXL Pledge of Resistance quoted below.

I don't cry at weddings. I don't cry at funerals. But the series finale of a TV show? Every time.

I want to be this lady when I grow up.

(From Charles Traub's "Lunchtime": http://nymag.com/thecut/2015/10/see-a-hidden-trove-of-70s-street-style.html)

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