Jordan aka FltAdmlWolf

Doggy strollers: cute or JUST PLAIN WRONG?

A little Disney music always makes me feel better in the morning. I don't care if that's weird.

Just Shazamed a Bieber song. Oh the shame.

Kid in front of me at Walgreen, maybe 15, randomly asks me for $0.75. When I tell him no, he pulls a wad of $20 bills out of his pocket that must have had $500, at least. WTF?

Foaming hand soap is taking America's rest stops by storm.

I drove 16 hours today and all I got was this t-shirt that smells like Chester Fried Chicken from the last rest stop.

We are at "The World's Largest Rest Stop," in Iowa. It smells like grease and gasoline. There are a lot of porcelain figurines in glass cases.

Hank Hedland's new deodorant smells fratty as [...].

Never. Again.

My Klout score has reached 58. TREMBLE BEFORE ME, MERE MORTALS.

Rewatching LOST, and the 1 thing I'm noticing is that it's full of cheap, ugly wigs. It's the go-to for making main characters look younger.

I was boycotting Chick-fil-a before it was cool.

Anyone have a room to rent? Looking for a place in the city that's walking distance to Muni and/or BART. Prefer $600 from August 4 - 31, but I can go up to $700. Kinda desperate (I thought it would be a lot easier to find a room to rent!), so any help would be much appreciated!

Sally Ride was the first American woman in space, but she still couldn't be a Cub Scouts Den Mother.

Would you judge me if I said I like some of Paramore's music? http://tny.gs/POaP02

WE'RE MOVING TO SAN FRANCISCO!! CREDO Mobile hired me to be part of the Action team with the amazing Becky Bond, and I'm just ecstatic!

I'll be flying to SF on August 4th to work from the CREDO office for a few weeks, and will return Labor Day weekend to pack up Hank Hedland and Baxter Rex to make my second move across country in 12 months.

Anyone in DC have a recommendations for a good bar that: serves appetizers, is good for groups, and is convenient to the metro? (Near downtown, pref.)

OMG, HERE WE GO! Big Brother! Favorite summer guilty pleasure!

Sarah Cynthia Silvia Stout would not take the garbage out...

What's considered "too early" to eat a slice of cake?

Daily telemarketing call on our otherwise-useless home phone: US Telecom today. I pick up "Hello?", female: "JERDEN?!", "Yes?", "THISZ CINDY", "hello Cindy, what is the purpose of your call?", "HELLO? Oh, sorry, I didn't even hear you! I'm calling about that $2 charge on your phone bill. Did you notice that?".

We have phone through Verizon FIOS, so I say, "We don't have phone service through you. What are you calling about?" She says to someone in the background "HE GOES 'WE DON'T HAVE SERVI...

Looking for high school friends who I don't see around Facebook anymore and WHATAYAKNOW?? they de-friended me! Apparently I [...]ed them off -- perhaps it was all my posts about how Republicans treat people poorly that had them running in the other direction? Guess I'll never know. Anyone else had this experience?

Did anyone hear that? Nik Wallenda's kids names are Evita, Yanni, and Amadeus.

OMG, please watch this.

I'm not selfish enough to believe I deserve a full week of celebration for my birthday. Just 1 DAY where EVERYONE fawns over me is enough.