Jordan aka FltAdmlWolf

I was boycotting Chick-fil-a before it was cool.

The next time I go to work is Monday, January 4. That's 16 days from now. I'm practically on a sabbatical. I could write a book.

: New blog post : The first draft of Roddenberry's Star Trek pitch - http://www.starbase118.net/blog/2011/04/19/the-first-draft-of-roddenberrys-star-trek-pitch/

Okay, everyone, we get it. All you PhDs in theoretical Astrophysics are just SO [...]ING EXASPERATED when you watch movies where the science of something we've never seen or accurately measured is just NOT REALISTICALLY PORTRAYED.

But here's a tip: if you're looking for REAL, HARD science, a Matthew McConaughey movies probably not where you're going to find it anyway. The movies are for entertainment. Mmkay?

When it comes to Bernie vs. Hillary on my feed, 50% of what I see is Hillary supporters with backhand insults to Bernie and/or his supporters. 30% is Hillary supporters overtly and gleefully insulting Bernie supporters and making the statement that Bernie supporters are the left-wing version of Teabaggers, or are going to undermine a Bernie presidency. And 20% is Bernie supporters reacting angrily to being insulted, and then having the finger point at them as if to "prove" that everything tha...

The GOP can't find the money to help pay for free clinics for women, or continue paying for Medicare, but somehow they can find the money to pay high-priced lawyers to defend an unconstitutional law barring Gays and Lesbians from getting married. Does ANYONE ELSE think that this is just ANOTHER example of how Republicans lie about their priorities, and mislead people about the state of the country?

This is me -- I wrote this. And I'm talking about this today to raise awareness about kidney disease, and about the process of donating a kidney.

Please take a moment to read my story so far?

Hank and I exchanged gifts last night since we're going to be out of town. One present was a set of Star Trek cast member Pez dispensers! It wasn't until after I had eaten half the Pez in the box out of Picard's head did Hank Hedland tell me it was a collector's item I wasn't supposed to open. Or that it was over 4 years old.

No regrets.

Hank Hedland just said he's going to "grow a Yanni" in regard to his hair.

Dropping Baxter off at the sitter before we head to Florida! Gonna miss this lil guy!

@steveolson Hah, no, I meant... "I TOTALLY knew who Coldhands was. I mean, like, DUH. Who the hell else could it be?"

I was just accosted by a homeless woman at Goodwill. I went to drop off a bunch of stuff, and she tried to take it from me before I could give it to the Goodwill people. When I handed it to the Goodwill person, she then followed me out to the car, where I was getting more stuff, and then got INTO the car (it was a Zipcar and the doors all unlock when you use your card to open the doors) and started berating me for not treating her well enough because she's homeless.

When she finally got out...

"As we grow older together, as we continue to change with age, there is one thing that will never change: I will always keep falling in love with you." (Karen Clodfelder) Happy Anniversary to my favorite man, Hank Hedland!

NO! NOOOOOOO.

GODAMMIT NO.

LOL! Hank Hedland got, for our anniversary, a portrait made of me, him, and the dog! It's wonderful and hilarious!

FYI y'all, Peppermint mocha is my life now. Kthx.

Hank Hedland: "You used to document everything about me. There was video, photos. There was a LiveJournal!"

Me: "There was never a LiveJournal."

Christmas at Disney!

What's the emoticon for "I would poke holes in my cheeks with kebab skewers if it would relieve the pressure in my head right now"?

My left eye is in the process of swelling shut. This has never happened before, and I don't think I was bitten. Any ideas?

I used @Lyft like 6 times in Las Vegas this week. SO MUCH CHEAPER and better than cabs! Everyone was polite, fast: https://t.co/3Gyb3XE083

There are a lot of silly young girls, and guys who look like serious [...]ebags with my name on Facebook.

This monorail offers express service to the Magic Kingdom!!!

Please stand clear of the doors!

The Venetian gondoliers. @ The Venetian Las Vegas https://t.co/T7MSFYyqc6

This had better be as awesome everyone says it is!