Jordan aka FltAdmlWolf

Three of my friends have mentioned on Facebook this morning the dreams they had last night. Must have been a rough night for everyone. While we're all at it: I dreamed that one of my real-life friends was directing a school play I was in and, "as usual," I was unprepared for my part as a ballet dancer because I hadn't been at the first rehearsal. *sigh*

Three years ago today I had just gotten off a plane from San Francisco to DC. My husband had packed our house and we loaded a truck to start the long trek back to California!

Time for wealth distribution. Tax the rich 90% of their earnings!

To avoid confusion, I'm waiting until tomorrow to tell you I'm pregnant. http://some.ly/dBE49Q

Today I met my Google Fit walking goal on the way into the cupcake store.

Today on WoW, I was killed by Deathwing -- got achievement [stood in the Fire] -- but I was AFK and didn't get to see it Evan Matthew Cobb Matt Mager

Today's DADT repeal victory is a vindication of Civil Disobedience, Direct Action, and the uncompromising pressure of GetEQUAL. Thanks to everyone (in that org, and beyond) who: worked long hours for little or no pay, made calls to their legislators, didn't think it's okay for Obama to punt on a promise, kept this at the forefront of our thoughts, and worked to make it happen.

Today's trip to the dentist unveiled the unholy trifecta of phrases you never want to hear from a medical professional:

1. "Let's go deeper."

2. "I'm not sure what's happening here."

3. "This is something we've never seen before."

And then, just for the soft landing: "Yeah, this will be expensive."

Totally over D-list celebs coming out and everything thinking it's a huge coup for the movement. If "the children" you're allegedly coming out to give solidarity to don't even know who you are, how is your action anything more than a narcissistic ploy at reviving your career? I mean, it's great that all of the most beloved roles on TV in the 1980s were actually played by big homos, but memo to all former actors: please don't pretend like coming out 15 MONTHS AFTER "IT GETS BETTER" started, an...

TWEETING FINALLY PAYS OFF.

Ugh, it's going to be so grossly hot in the Bay area this week I just want to buy a tent and just sleep on the beach. This is torture.

UH OH! I FEEL A WAR ON CLIMATE CHANGE COMIN' ON! https://t.co/f41eZoFgNO https://t.co/yIiRcei9RE

Unfortunately, because FB now allows App developers to access my home phone and address, I'm going to have to remove them from FB. Sorry FB friends - I thought this was the easiest way for you to get in touch with me when necessary, but I don't need the developer of "1000 Questions" calling me at home.

VW Jetta was returned this past Saturday, and our rental car was returned today. I am now officially car-less for the first time since I got my driver license.

Wait, Buzzfeed has a front page? So that's how you all find this [...]?

Wait, I just got home. Where is everyone? Surely you all don't plan to surprise me tomorrow, since I'll be at the baseball game and won't know when I'm coming home? Man, that's going to be weird when you all have to sit in the dark for like four hours.

Was just reading "Recommended Items" on Google Reader. It brought up an article from a blog talking about how public sector employees in WI with their "$100k" paychecks are the real problem, and that private sector employees don't HAVE TIME or days off to protest, and that's why they're more productive and NOT part of the problem.

Watch what happens when this bulldog is left alone with a new couch he's not allowed to play on: http://youtu.be/VT64tQ_S-Gk

We are at "The World's Largest Rest Stop," in Iowa. It smells like grease and gasoline. There are a lot of porcelain figurines in glass cases.

We are driving all over Hell's Half Acre looking for a shamrock shake. Slante, kids.

We break for a moment from the ongoing national discussion about gun control to watch my new "Egg Central" cook its first batch of hard boiled eggs. This had better work, Cuisinart!

We can all have disagreements about tactics. And usually, protesters who push the envelope are criticized by the vast majority of people. But often, uncomfortable protest WORKS, and makes change. This is a great explainer video for everyone who questions what Black Lives Matter is doing.

We must end the NRA and the tyranny of the gun manufacturers which believe that their profits are more important than our people.

We're getting breakfast. Two guys sitting next to us at diner - one white, one Latino. The white guy says to the other "I LOVE French toast. Did your mom make Hispanic French toast? You just add peppers to it!" 😒😯😕🙈🙉🙊💩

We're getting our house cleaned this Tuesday. Anyone else tried Handy before?